P111: Gulp War
Added 2024-11-15 13:00:15 +0000 UTCComments
I agree with Devan. He makes sense to me..
BigFlounk
2025-01-17 07:14:38 +0000 UTCDevan being an only child makes sense
jon hong
2024-11-25 05:26:15 +0000 UTCBen PLEASE KEEP TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER
No Country for Old Ben
2024-11-24 15:53:20 +0000 UTCIs it legit Connor ?
Elliot Cruickshank
2024-11-20 20:15:29 +0000 UTCat this point im here for devan weekly
dino
2024-11-20 01:18:01 +0000 UTCHorribly sad to see what LP has become (referencing last 2 pods that is)... SAD
C.C.
2024-11-19 23:20:39 +0000 UTCBen being described as 'eternally ungrateful' doesn't feel true... but it also doesn't feel false...
Jota Grande
2024-11-19 15:14:59 +0000 UTCDerrrrrr…have you guys ever heard of having a kid? it’s like wild and shit….derrrr I’m the only person who’s ever done that…..derrr the El Hambre Costco is better than the Woodland Hills one….derrrrr
CactusJack
2024-11-19 14:56:03 +0000 UTCPhilly sucks ass- former Philadelphian
henry3000
2024-11-19 11:33:29 +0000 UTCUsing a sniper headshoting a Pakistani child as an analogy for impregnating your wife was a decision Ben
Dirty Clamski
2024-11-19 06:32:31 +0000 UTCWho are these morons that play this show for their wife.
Jeremy Silver
2024-11-18 17:47:25 +0000 UTCcounterdict?
Jamie Birch
2024-11-17 02:57:40 +0000 UTCP.S (post sasso) devan comes off as a barren spinster regarding ben having new kids smh.
joe smith
2024-11-16 23:16:42 +0000 UTCAgreed. They should move to Philly
wolfmanjeff
2024-11-16 23:12:06 +0000 UTCi work mornings. lets call it 3am
joe smith
2024-11-16 22:31:14 +0000 UTCdays without devan literally defending and downplaying billionaire pedophiles:0
joe smith
2024-11-16 22:27:16 +0000 UTCBen thinking his "libcuck" phase was just an episode is fun. Tables turned he would go full oil drill dick on kamala like he has before. Ben is a special kid but hes blind to his hypocricy. No matter the outcome, he has 10 minutes on why everything sucks either way, and tries to place the material on the outcome of something he took no part in, but decides to wax poetic. Please scream more and counterdict yourself and watch people walk away.
CuzzyWuzzyWasABearCuzzyWuzzyHadNoHomeBecauseDonaldTrumpKickedHisAssBackToMexico
2024-11-16 06:25:20 +0000 UTCLA and San Francisco are the new Detroit guys. The Detroit area was the richest place on the planet 75 years ago. 1 million more people lived there than do today. You guys are holding on to something long gone and you deserve better for yourselves and your future. You're gonna be like a lot of my family, they stayed in Detroit for too long. They thought it was the best place on earth well past its fall and there they sat in crumbling buildings, with the highest murder rate on this side of the planet dodging bullets hoping for days long gone to return, until they finally left poorer and less than they entered. I really mean it, all of you together can get the hell out of there and do so much more.
Arthur Cady
2024-11-16 06:17:21 +0000 UTCDevin needs to get out of LA. Just break free man the city has rotten your soul. You literally pay 3x as much to just survive in hell when you each could have enough to buy something really nice anywhere else. If you left LA you could legitimately afford to rent a studio, hire help, rent equipment, buy homes, and pay the hate watch cast a much close to living wage and you do not have to live in some rotten empty place like Texas either. There are still lots of middle to upper income suburban cities with every amenity that just don't suck like LA. So many I don't want to even list them, you could find suitable places in almost any state you wanted. We could all move there. We could build a Lemon Party empire
Arthur Cady
2024-11-16 06:06:51 +0000 UTCShe owns him its kinda sad
DreadPirateRoberts
2024-11-16 01:49:21 +0000 UTCYou guys need to get the fuck out of CA. It doesn’t have to be Texas but giving away 30% of your money is retarded. Especially if you’re serious about having a family. But then again I’m just some dipshit that pays you money to call people faggots, so…
Ramon
2024-11-15 23:16:48 +0000 UTCHey Ben,as baby gets a little older you could all start some family garden projects together, it’s a really good way to spend time together outside(& inside by a windowsill ) and connect with nature . Kids love tracking a plants progress etc and is something you can both follow and check-in with each other about. Anyhoo:p the talk about raising kids and getting out in nature triggered some positivity. Apologies 🙏
Monster MW
2024-11-15 22:59:00 +0000 UTCHow did Trump go from slapping her hand away and insisting she wear a glove while giving him a handjob, to busting in her without a condom or a care ? What a silly guy
Monster MW
2024-11-15 22:24:53 +0000 UTCConner’s wife makes him wear a condom? Explains a lot.
Russ Sibbison
2024-11-15 22:15:00 +0000 UTCI love the idea of a genius being very factual about dumb shit 😂
Charlie
2024-11-15 21:55:54 +0000 UTCBen you should look into Tennessee, don't move to Nashville though.
Free Hat
2024-11-15 20:56:25 +0000 UTCBen, get a vasectomy and save the pod
NotAfraidToPoop
2024-11-15 20:43:13 +0000 UTCYeah, release it at midnight, I’m night shift, waiting till 5am sucks.
Rasmusey
2024-11-15 20:24:50 +0000 UTCShe is the boss, can you imagine Ben Avery managing a household and expenses!?! lol it would be a shit show!
Rasmusey
2024-11-15 20:24:05 +0000 UTCWho cares about the comments Ben!!!!!!!! Devon, children cannot perform sex work or be a prostitute, they are exploited and sex trafficked for someone else’s gains. Even if they are working alone, they are exploited by their circumstances and the person buying them (Johns). Even if they say yes and perform the act, it is under duress! I hated listening to you talk about that. Love the show tho!!! Have a great day!! I’m gay and retarded! 😘
Rasmusey
2024-11-15 20:21:22 +0000 UTCJace looking for that truck stop glory hole
Ridge
2024-11-15 20:08:37 +0000 UTCDevans feeling insecure because Ida’s infertile and Ben’s blowing right past him
Elliot Cruickshank
2024-11-15 19:59:47 +0000 UTCBen, a court complaint is not proof of anything. Please stop being retarded.
Walter
2024-11-15 19:51:20 +0000 UTCIt's crazy that Ben is stunned by $4 gas and thats considered cheap in cali, I am in Massachusetts and it's still only $2.80
DreadPirateRoberts
2024-11-15 19:43:18 +0000 UTCHonestly, a pretty good point from Jace on how “smart guys” talk. As long as you pander to any possible scenario or answer without taking the definitive stance, apparently you’re the smartest guy around. What a fat faggot retard Chris Langan is.
N word scissor hands
2024-11-15 19:35:41 +0000 UTCBen really just wants that hubslife kind of lifestyle. He yearns for the mines
Special Ed class
2024-11-15 19:32:36 +0000 UTC“If he has a 210 IQ, why is he fat?” Hahaha
ListenToTheBellGrossbard
2024-11-15 19:00:37 +0000 UTCYeah she loves the minivan. So do I. It’s the best vehicle. I think Devan said we fucked up by getting it
Ben Avery
2024-11-15 18:25:49 +0000 UTCvery good
ThatGuyTobias
2024-11-15 17:58:36 +0000 UTCI just farted on a coworker
ListenToTheBellGrossbard
2024-11-15 17:29:04 +0000 UTCI want 10 kids so they can all clean my ass in shifts while they work in the Amazon mines where they are concentrating oxygen for rich people
gopher
2024-11-15 17:25:00 +0000 UTCMom said I had to stop listening to LP, it's making me too spiteful and the cost of Patreon is cutting into Craig's (stepdad) heart medication costs. Well fuck both of them. For one, I hope Craig dies and I'm 38 mom. If I can memorize a Fortnite map I can memorize your credit card.
Ratsnest
2024-11-15 17:19:04 +0000 UTCchicago dad fat - jace got me - malicious
Mr. D
2024-11-15 17:11:38 +0000 UTCGotta bow out of this one early because of the boring smartest man in history stuff. Hopefully Ben goes live today and says some slurs!
T K
2024-11-15 17:08:30 +0000 UTCDevon carrying the show this week. Of all the things to reee about on this one, a Toyota Sienna is not a gas guzzler. All the new ones are hybrids with 36mpg and the older ones get 24mpg as compared to a Suburban at 17mpg. Toyotas also hold great value as compared to other manufacturers. If you can get your lady to get over the stigma, minivans are truly the most comfortable and efficient family vehicle. I'm astonishingly gay
TheSky Guy23
2024-11-15 17:01:21 +0000 UTCDrove to work with food poisoning. Puked my guts out in an old Safeway bag and listened to the fellas talk about Costco deals the entire way. Gonna be a good day.
N word scissor hands
2024-11-15 16:35:25 +0000 UTCDevan found a way to sound even more retarded on the Patreon this week, it’s genuinely impressive.
B. Hill
2024-11-15 16:17:03 +0000 UTCThat’s what people use those packs for, cuck retard
Danny
2024-11-15 16:08:47 +0000 UTCIf his father was in another multiverse
Seymour Buetts
2024-11-15 16:04:41 +0000 UTCBen is becoming his father
Seymour Buetts
2024-11-15 16:04:22 +0000 UTCIf that’s the case then egg on my face 😂
LordGooner69420
2024-11-15 16:03:41 +0000 UTCHe’s broke af
Danny
2024-11-15 16:02:22 +0000 UTCHe’s got his concealed carry in there
Danny
2024-11-15 16:02:14 +0000 UTCDevan's ubereats idea is funny as shit
Jamie Birch
2024-11-15 16:02:04 +0000 UTCThis made me cum
Daniel
2024-11-15 15:57:23 +0000 UTC12:50 great Bobcat Goldthwait Ben 😂
Brendan Kneeland
2024-11-15 15:47:33 +0000 UTC"I would've traded those 9 acres for a better childhood any day." I specifically grew up with 9 acres of woods around my parents home and used them as an escape as well. Very relatable, Jace. Much love to the LP - and fuck all the hate towards the fellas keeping it real.
WifiMindControl
2024-11-15 15:35:24 +0000 UTCBen is right!
Brad Koehler
2024-11-15 15:29:04 +0000 UTCBen you stink
Subtropicals
2024-11-15 15:21:38 +0000 UTCGod damn it not again
Gabriel
2024-11-15 14:56:35 +0000 UTCWhat’s wrong with Cleveland?!
Kylie
2024-11-15 14:54:18 +0000 UTCLet’s all complain in the comments!
Calen Lucas
2024-11-15 14:49:48 +0000 UTCOur lord and savior muhammad wedded a 9 year old and had a micropenis, praise allah
BustCohle
2024-11-15 14:25:56 +0000 UTCJim Avery is on twitter btw, absolutely hilarious
Danny
2024-11-15 14:17:51 +0000 UTCBen you’re not a 27 year old living in Williamsburg, enough with the fanny pack, what are you holding in it? Estrogen?
LordGooner69420
2024-11-15 14:08:28 +0000 UTCShitting RN
T-Swzzle
2024-11-15 13:40:39 +0000 UTCGood morning fellow homos
Burnout❄️Bushido
2024-11-15 13:36:46 +0000 UTCImagine having to ask your wife to spend $100 on a cost co membership hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sniggering
2024-11-15 13:36:15 +0000 UTCI can’t wait for Ben to cry when he’s arrested under Article 7 section 3 of Project 2025 and sent to the gay libtard camps
Lez Lemon
2024-11-15 13:22:52 +0000 UTCbIG gaY
ThatGuyTobias
2024-11-15 13:19:19 +0000 UTCPlease stop with all the anti-pedo talk, it's very upsetting to your listeners. We don't pay you money every month for you to go on and on about how morally superior you are to us, it's not like the three of you are perfect.
Maarten .
2024-11-15 13:17:51 +0000 UTCBoy I sure hope they talk about politics for the whole fucking episode
Michael B Schmidt
2024-11-15 13:10:21 +0000 UTCLate as always
Zacharie T. Boutoille
2024-11-15 13:08:49 +0000 UTCNeighbor plz. The boys rule
Seymour Buetts
2024-11-15 13:06:12 +0000 UTCGood morning neighbors
Seymour Buetts
2024-11-15 13:05:52 +0000 UTCSad to see what you’ve become.
Corey Reynolds
2024-11-15 13:04:07 +0000 UTCbeen refreshing this all morning. This just one of those podcasts you cant wait for. Lets go Lemon party!
MAP
2024-11-15 13:01:12 +0000 UTC
