P111: Gulp War

You don't even know half the lore!

Vonk

"Racist but for species "

Trevor C

Shut up Ben

E-money3512

That’s not English liberal

E-money3512

Crankin the hog right now just for you big boy

Matt Long

jack off to gay porn fag

whippin

Operation Hibachi Freedom

simp for katie

the fatter one is the funniest. the guy with the gay voice comes next but the ben guy is smarter than the gay one

John Rudolph

why do i turn this episode on wanting a normal episode and ben fucking faggot ass starts talking about some dumb lying whore again. christ

whippin

Drunk Jace is very Based

CrimsonChest

you guys are really funny

Ghost1214

I’m unemployed

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Swoosh nigga

Frontside shitslide

Na, I'm like at least 75% sure I'm infertile or at least my ex-girlfriend was because I used to creampie that pussy every night and she never got pregnant. I'm not against having kids but I am against people having kids just to fill some void in their life.

Frontside shitslide

Can I have a job?

Frontside shitslide

I read it.

Frontside shitslide

The funny thing about the high IQ guy is that he really is into race science.

DesertSolopsism

Hey Ben, Me an my turdbaby will be seeing you at Woodland Hills Costco. I'm the trans midget who's panhandling out front.

Grant McCarty

Gonna go ahead and say the Trump story has an issue with the no condom. So he requires a glove to get a handjob, but doesn’t wear a condom? I’m sure he’s a big criminal sex pest, just one of these stories can’t be true. I’m sure one is true though.

Matt Long

Ben just wants another kid so Katie’s tits get big and milky again

HeBro

17:38 He said the thing…!!

ZacharyBermea

Devan not understanding wanting kids is on brand and extremely godless, fucking heathen

Clay Ivy

Of course Ben wants a model Y the fuckin lib cuck

Clay Ivy

That reading out of the trump case at the start literally sounds like fanfic, cliche and uninspired drivel trying to tie things onto Lord God Trump

Clay Ivy

Einstein was Jewish lol

Gruntch

Comments here are just r/LAMF but the Leopard is Ben’s contrarianism

timble

And you pay to listen to it so what does that say about you?

justin calderara

The last half of this episode really bailed out the 40 minute segment on Costco prices and Ben's unborn child. Holy shit. Btw he's right, you are eternally ungrateful Ben but paradoxically that is what drives you to greatness. Just don't fly to close to the Sun buddy

justin calderara

I bet baby Avery number two is coming sometime June- July.

Stewart

according to ben you must input the membership code at the machine you order from (you cant order in person)… queer

joe smith

lumbago

Just to be fair, I also weigh the same as a double decker bus if it was entirely occupied by clones of Jace. Love ya big guy

lumbago

Donald Jews Trump!! Hahahahahha

Sam Barber

dude he will feign ignorance to seem cool and its fucking painful

DankHill

Boe Rogery I've heard enough!

WIPK PREMIUM

I've never heard Sam do that and I've been watching him for years. PGL is one of the funniest podcasts along with War Mode, neither of which shill annoying products like literally every podcast.

WIPK PREMIUM

Actually ben, you need the membership card at costco to buy bulk items, not to buy food. You can just walk in the food court and order the pizza or glizzy....fag

Samuel

Dude I payed to listen to these double chunk fucks talk about Costco…

applebot

Sam Hyde sucks ass and pretends he doesn’t know how to pronounce popular things like actors and movie references to seem above it all and it’s fucking juvenile. Nick is ok but the worship he gets from permanent little brothers watching his streams sucks my ass. Sam Hyde is a try hard and ugly.

DankHill

Fuck you faggot use ‘literally’ more you fucking woman

DankHill

The thing with me is, because I’m not a moron I can do multiple things in my life while being a self made millionaire

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I’m a huge lemon party fan when the three of them are actually trying to be funny. Ben sounded like something was really bothering him that he couldn’t talk about on the podcast and that negativity and frustration made its way into the episodes. I’m gay

Stones

They could talk about politics for 5 hours and I wouldn’t care IF it was funny. That’s what we pay for. What I’m saying is Ben didn’t make a single attempt at being funny the entire episode. He would even ruin Devan and Jace’s riffs, whether on purpose or not. If you could point out one instance where Ben made you laugh this episode I’ll take back everything I said

Stones

If you could hold your gash for 15 minutes they stop taking about things that were news 5 years ago pretty quick

Matt

Sucks you wasted so much time on Santa for adult losers

Matt

They're literally trolling people as stupid as you The only people upset are so dumb they have parasocial relationships with politicians.

Matt

A bunch of pussies are getting offended for him. I guess the right is just gayer than AIDS again. Just like 20 years ago when they were telling us what to say

Matt

So you literally are incapable of laughing at yourself I hope they alienate everyone who sucks as much as you

Matt

How is that now obnoxious than you blowing your rape whistle after winning? Loser

Matt

Have to be a real puss too get that upset over a podcast named after 3 old guys sucking each other off What's it like having absolutely zero confidence in your most closly held beliefs?

Matt

Is it worth checking out if you're just listening? Not sure why I haven't checked it out yet

Garrett Browne

I still paypig warmode, they've been getting really good guests. Never been into Sam Hyde besides some MDE sketches, especially hearing him talk sincerely

Garrett Browne

War Mode and PGL are still great. I still have hope for Ben, the Vegas and SNL eps were good before this recent meltdown.

Simon MacRae

Costco‘s great and I love all the gimmicky products, but you do spend $80 upfront on the membership and then still soak you for five or 600 bucks on God knows whatever you dumb ass thought you needed.

Stewart

Hate watch is finding its real groove

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

It’s because you need to get faded in the morning

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Yeah that was pretty rude. Idk why I get so dark in the morning when I wake up sometimes and listen to podcasts. I obs didn’t mean it and love Ben and want the best for him.

Michael Polites

Dessert War, very good

Patric Davis

Clay fucked me, Ben busts too much doing the live stream

Patric Davis

Not true, I don't even know what an election is

Garrett Browne

Lmao I missed out I wasn't paying attention, wanna hit me with a time stamp? I can't listen to this EP again

Garrett Browne

First cumtown, then stoner dadz, now MSSP and lemon party are falling apart. Bummer, is anything else any good?

Garrett Browne

That’s very discourteous

Jack Vandelay

It’s for Ben but I want to be gay

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I agree lol

intrepidwitness

Shut up faggot

intrepidwitness

Dave Blunts is just shitty 2016 rap, which really came out in 2013, but just funnier because he’s fat. I fuck with him.

intrepidwitness

Dave Blunts is like if Juice WRLD ate the airplane instead of the drugs

Jack Vandelay

lol these comment sections have really taken a turn since the reddit died. All that pent up rage posting has to go somewhere I guess.

Jack Vandelay

I think it'll be good. He reads a lot and his brain is fun and twisted.

Jack Vandelay

Hi Fernando. No one's reading that. Love, JV

Jack Vandelay

sad to see what they've become

Jack Vandelay

I've actually noticed the opposite since he's been doing stand up. He's been really sharp and energized comedically. That said, yes election time cuckoldry has hopefully run its course for LP. We all became cucks this election cycle. No one was spared.

Jack Vandelay

It's our n-word. We can say it.

Jack Vandelay

Hopefully this one isnt as gay as the main

E

relax bro

Kenzie

Say that in the streets when I’m Jace walkin’ 😤💯. JACE heads don’t play with shitty limp dick shrimp trays.

DankHill

The classic new guy to rap, acting like he discovered underground artistz

Morgan Green

ugh imagine typing this out

Vic

TDS has been much funnier lately than LP and I thought LP was funny than TDS for its whole existence until about a year ago

TZ

“Ben now just goes on fuming blackpilled rants about pedophilia and doesn’t even try to be funny” “Take a look at this TRUMPTARD. This guys loves Trump. Anyone who doesn’t find Ben’s breakdowns funny, loves Trump!”

TZ

Goat episode.

comixbrainz zzz

How is Jace going to call anyone fat and also weigh as much as a double decker bus

lumbago

Jace is an unironic scary sexual predator and needs sex addict advice from ian fidance

J. Greenfield

get a podcast rss feed app

J. Greenfield

Sad, should've became Disney Dinks

J. Greenfield

Dude got blackpilled and is now forcing that shit on the show. I want him to go back on making fun of fat retards.

Ambientus

Don’t worry he starts going in depth about Costco prices later it’s riveting

salami papi

How about a shot of Everclear Ben.

Misery Index

Clay fucked Ben's wife

Patch

Jace has always been a cringy faggot but losing Ben too hurts the pod a lot

a 2nd plane

It’s funny how they’ll react to this shit by acting like they were being too lib and not just for being gay and annoying

Dr sponge

Everytime Devan makes a joke ben just responds like a fucking gay liberal bitch. His comedy instinct is dead now

Snake Taylor

I heard this too… concerning 🤔

Dr sponge

WRONG

Garrett Browne

Vaughn Collins is a baby raping faggot.

Vaughn Collins is a baby raper

Bro imagine how shitty his book is gonna be. A book about a gay fag Christian from Texas who went to college then became a podcast producer and comedian. What a shit life. To clarify I'm here for Devan lmao

Snake Taylor

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xggd9d6msZo

Vaughn Collins is a baby raper

Wow. Ben has REALLY become a shitlib now. I'm 6 minutes in and I cannot take this. I'm canceling my subscription. What a fucking Disappointment.

Chrystian Marrero

Bro ben has completely forgotten he's a comedian. Just shitting on devans bits constantly

Snake Taylor

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJjLjtI0rxo

Vaughn Collins is a baby raper

Hit us with that stream boyo

Garrett Browne

This new arc for Ben is extremely annoying. Talk about literally anything else you aren’t a hero

Biblically Accurate Barstool

Receipts from bible: Omnibenevolence: Psalm 106:1 & Nahum 1:7: Omniscinece: Psalm 147:5 & 1 John 3:20 Omnipotency: Jeremiah 32:17 & Matthew 19:26

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

ben’s wife must be a horrible lady

Blake Williams

after listening to the last couple episodes. i can confirm you have to cover your drink around jace and ben.

Blake Williams

liberals are the lamest people on earth. congratulations fags

Blake Williams

they are losing their touch

Blake Williams

Lesbians, black guys, and very gay black guys can keep UPS. We don’t want it.

Vaughn Collins

Past two podcast have sucked ASS

n w

Sex with your wife is gay

Daniel Seckler

Ben I just asked the ups guys if they think a guy like you would cut it around here and they all laughed they’re ass off! Good luck buddy but you should probably look somewhere else for insurance because there’s no chance you could make it in the ups game it’s too real for soft niggas like you.

Dr sponge

Michael Not Polites am I right? Also go fuck your self you stupid piece of shit

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben not wanting to wear a rubber to save the pod is fucking peak gay

NotAfraidToPoop

Ben is Rust Cohle if he only worked at a gas station and read books about chips. Analyzing the bags every day

J. Greenfield

So glad my subscription runs out today after this gay ep and that I downloaded all 100+ previous episodes so i can make a pirate stream and show how bad these patreon diarrhea piles r.

J. Greenfield

Ok so if we all pretend to like how shit Ben has been lately he’ll try to do the opposite like the contrarian fag he is thus turning him back into a funny(ish) podcast host 🏳️‍🌈 🔬🧐

DankHill

Does Ben not understand he’s on a comedy podcast? Jesus Christ what happened to him

Stones

We want the old Ben back

Stones

Tim, is that you?

Kory

“Great shrimp trays” shut the fuck up jizzy Jace

Josh Newton

Ben you're too blackpilled and gay

Cannon

210 IQ guy is J6 Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Kory

To be fair, TDS is just a political commentary show now barely even comedy or general culture

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Hot take if you talk about pedophilia this much? Guess what you are also fucking weird! Jesus Christ Ben

salami papi

The Dessert Storm and Gulp War comments had me spit out my Coke Zero at work

Kyle Cotton

Listening to DC scramble to keep his friends degenerate losers like himself is hilarious. “No guys don’t grow up and forget about me”

Josh Newton

What if the person you’re busting into IS your coworker?

Alex Bates

I’m just kidding I’m a gay guy

Alex Garcia

My gf hates cumtown but likes lp and likes hatewatch more than lp and it’s because Devan is the best of the lp trio everyone knows it

Alex Garcia

We are born to procreate, I’m not sure what you people think we are meant to do here. If you aren’t content with kids, you wouldn’t be without them either

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Michael Polites

Ben, please engage with me here I know you read these comments id like to have a respectful discussion about religion or specifically the Abrahamic God that you believe exists. Forgive the cringe but when I studied philosophy at Uni, we covered Immanuel Kant’s critique of religion and its one of the most concise and water tight angles I’ve ever seen; it’s very similar to a basic argument people make but it’s water tight still for me. In the Bible, at different points, God is described as omnipotent(all powerful), omniscient (all knowing), AND omnibenelovent (all good). You of all people know from your correct research into human trafficking know child rape, genital mutilation and murder exists pervasively in the world. This is incongruent with the above 3 statements of God’s nature as we can all assert comfortably that those things listed above are inherently evil. The response “it’s all part of gods plan” in response to those atrocities is unacceptable so that’s not a way out. There is no way out. And that’s because God and religion is man made. It was man made to organise humans with common beliefs so that groups of humans can cooperate and function above the anthropological number of approx 150 that anthropologists believe hunter gatherers moved in at their largest. These beliefs in religion also can be argued were an evolutionary selection bias for tribes who could fight more ferociously and with less fear due to their common belief in higher powers as well. “God” May be deistic (created universe but does not check in nor care about the lives of conscious beings inside it) but he certainly isn’t under the Abrahamic, theistic conception of God. God may have set the conditions that gave rise to our universe but the most likely reason we are here is due the Strong anthropic principle (in order to ask the question why are we here, we ought to be in a universe which was able to give rise to beings who are able to ask the question why are we here)— it’s confirmation bias. Nick Bostroms simulation argument is the most accurate I’ve seen to explain wtf this is, we are not in base reality. Once you accept his 3 premises (spoiler they are easy to accept or see accuracy of if you do not possess negative bias against simulation theory) — the chances we are in base reality tends to zero. We are the parts of the whole and the whole is the Dai from eastern philosophy, though there is no being who cares

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I think the opposite. He should have more kids AND drive for UPS AND finish writing his book. Maybe he’ll even get fat again

Jack Vandelay

Costco cuck, sad to see what Ben’s become!

Curt

We have our second on the way in six months or so. It’s gonna rock our house for the next few years and may destroy my wife

Stewart

This is 100% the reason why he has started on this. It’s like when Mr. Garrison, as a tranny, happens to be against gay marriage once Mr. Slave won’t fuck him

TZ

Ben will ignore this comment and convince himself it’s his valiant fight against the republicans and not being a totally unfunny rageholic that makes people hate the show now

TZ

I’m curious, do you have children yourself?

Stewart

But if you don’t have kids, you turn into a Mark Marron type and just hate the world

Stewart

Baby fever, it's a real thing

Ambientus

Very gay, very good. Glad to see what you've become

Ratsnest

I’ll never understand the obsession to have another baby after just having a baby. It sounds beyond stressful.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

God bless you

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

They genuinely need more experiences. If Ben has another kid, that will completely lock him in. Bad for the show

Ambientus

I can only imagine how the show would take off if all three of these lovable r-slurs got jobs while doing the podcast

Jack Vandelay

We live in a post cum society

MrMike

I’m not even kidding if you guys keep talking about this shit I’m going to fly to DC with my $5 a month and feed it into Matt Gaetz’s ass like I’m trying to get a Diet Coke out of a vending machine.

Tony

We should have parented ourselves

Talon Keel

Also another guy taking responsibility away from the parents for raising there kids

Talon Keel

We did but it's still creats a weird situation where as the eldest I became basically a 3rd parent

Talon Keel

Why do we keep talking about Ben's daughter when we could just make her 4th mic? Get the baby on

Tony Carbs

*fag sorry it autocorrects to that

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

The download button wasn’t there you stupid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben please don’t take the Trumptards seriously. Any criticism of their god-emperor is unacceptable. Keep on being you!

CrezD

Jace definitely auditioned for fat AIDS guy #1

Austin Laverdure

Libs…..

DooDang

Ben you’re still a gay guy

Jackson

You’re supposed to take care of each other once you get to four kids

Danny

100%

Danny

Makes sense if you got skills or a decent IQ. Ben has not much of either, which makes him funny, but all he can do is backbreaking labor.

Danny

So retarded

Danny

Actually Jace gets interrupted constantly by his brother

Dogburndan

This made me cum

Daniel

Some angry magats in the comments this morning.

Jo Bones

I can't wait for Devan to deliver my food ♥️

rackell

What a beautiful story with a good piece of advice. 🙏

Phil Sidock

Devan is on fire this episode. I stand with Jace and Devan, having kids is so retarded

Dogburndan

Isaac Newdin - Jace 2024

Funny Donor

24 and had my first kid a few months after Ben. Getting all my parenting style from Ben at this point.

EDub

My friends had a kid, then 2 years later decided to have another "so the first one wouldn't be lonely". The truth and reality of it is is that they never actually wanted either of them, especially the dad who is my friend. It is his wife who convinced him to have both of them and the only reason that she wanted them is because she's so insecure about the fact that she's never done a single thing that is valuable or meaningful in her entire life. So she thought that popping kids out her pussy would fill that void. Well it didn't. Now they both are not only broke and miserable, but they are broke miserable and literally have zero free time whatsoever and are both working two jobs. What I'm trying to say here is you should definitely have a second kid.

Frontside shitslide

Dave blunts has been massively famous on TikTok for months you retard

Jonathan Lemkin

No 🧢

Sachin Simon

God i wish the show was 4 hours strait lol

Johnny O

Ben "I'm financially strapped, so I want another kid which will force me to move to Texas and destroy the podcast, which will then force me to get a regular 9-5" Avery

Ambientus

Oh God, please stop doubling down. The issue isn’t your stance, it’s taking anything political seriously and humorlessly moralfagging while claiming to not have a stance and acting above it all

Brazil Nut Minus Toe

Also I'm going to randomly state that Devan's girl is getting banged out by the biggest blacks behind his back all the time

Ben Smokin

Keep cumming in your wife before she gets a big ripped black dude to cum in her instead

Ben Smokin

Please don't be a politics or therapy episode 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Garrett Browne

I, for one, am starting to hate them because they don't talk about exactly what I was anticipating when I set my alarm for 7:00 AM to listen to their podcast and comment "first".

Mike S

Having kids motivates you to figure stuff out honestly

Brooke Espinoza

2 weeks ago, Ben said he couldn't afford a second CAR. I'd figure that out first if I were him.

Mike S

I’m the middle of 3 sisters and I don’t know what I’d do without mine I love them so much. I have a 2 year old and feel so guilty about not giving her a sibling so I think if you and your wife want to, you should because you’ll figure it out! I’m just too mentally unwell to do it again 🤪

Brooke Espinoza

Even if she doesn’t want me. I’ll be a part of this world

simp for katie

Thanks, Chief!

Jeff

Feels like ben is really mad that the pig is rubbing elbow with the political elites

avaragejoes

I'm a cringe-fag

Norm_McDonald's

Ben claims to be so stupid and at the same time attends the same university that Saint Paul, Moses, and Jesus Christ attended.

Stewart

devon > sebastian stan

BustCohle

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

I have 4 brothers dude, the more kids you have the more you will neglect each child's individual needs. You just dont have enough time to do it all.

Talon Keel

I am able to download, try getting off your third-world network

pickedKnows

Im 5 minutes in and calling it now, Devan is right about everything he said and nothing was problematic 👍

Parker

I thought i didnt like devan bcuz hes pro rape but he got me back on board when he said dumb fat black guy

choochang

Didn't they conclude that all politicians worship Satan in the free ep? We get it, the people that run the country are demons. Now show me retards.

Mc

Dude I fucking love Devan

Jason Fontaine

Make no mistake, if they talk about this shit on one more episode I am jumping ship and donating the difference to history hyenas

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Devon did a great libertarian impression off the top lol

Alex

Has patreon got rid of that wtf

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Wait, the rest of you guys aren't??

Ky and Lu

Your name is Sachin 👱🏾‍♂️

Roach Giggins

Is this two gay guys sharing a Patreon account ?

Roach Giggins

I can’t download this ep? Anyone know why

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I for one, still like The Lemon Boys.

Jeremy Santos-Paik

Rigging up a big net to drop on Devan when he delivers my meticulously crafted Uber Eats order. Chain him up in my home studio like in Space Jam to record podcasts forever.

Ky and Lu

Jace has lost his fastball and it’s sad to see. Ben is more upside down than his mortgage 💸. Devan trapped in a prison of his own vanity. That being said, the first 110 episodes were some of their best blend 💨 🤲 🙏🏾

Sachin Simon

I'm

Jonathan Churchill

Forever A Gay Shithead

beefsmellington

That made me laugh out loud…

Mathew Baker

I definitely am kicking a stool out of me as we speak.(Taking a shit)

beefsmellington

Nice

Mathew Baker

Mathew Baker

I hope lemon party wins

Gray

Bens contrarian opinion didn't get the reaction he'd hoped for. Time to start "pretending" to be gay again. Sad

beefsmellington

Those Beta Blockers aren’t working Jace. You’re still acting extremely Beta heavy. Oh and as always, stop talking so much and Interrupting their jokes or comments. I believe in you buddy…

Funny Donor

devan is doing an obvious bit where he blindly defends everything trump does and ben is so fucking retarded that he's earnestly responding/debating it. very cool that ben's reaching joe rogan-levels of missing the joke

Tommy Bahama

"..in the marvel cinematic universe.." yup

e. g.

The Pig was right, sad to see what Ben has become

Simon MacRae

I can already tell Jace is going to be extremely gay this episode

Colin Smith

This better be funny or I am turning back straight

Lucas LeCompte

You too buddy!

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

No he's not a hater anymore.

Delyn Kirstein

Happy Friday, fuck faces!

Jester_Erectus

Pussy

Mobious1

Nice. Have a good day duderino's

Delyn Kirstein

Is Ben still being mean to Trump?

Mobious1

As always and every Friday, thank you Ben. 👍

Private Jonesy

I like Eugene from the show preacher face better

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Look, a new paytch! I won't kick the stool out from under me today after all

Rick Hagen