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P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance

hey guys ben here. couple hard edits i made in here. one was for sound, the other was for legal reasons. thank you for understanding that i am g

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1000mg edible is where I get a good trip high 😂

rolon96 2810

I voted for the guy, but I don’t want to suck him off like you do.

Curt

Oh well good. We were all awaiting on your approval

E-money3512

It’s a woman please disregard everyone

E-money3512

Only you mentioned Trump faggot. Great work

E-money3512

More like Owen Benjamin Avery

Chris Arnold

Anyone see the elephant graveyard video with Ben 😂😂

Jack F

10mg Avery

Charlie

so i’m trans? bc i hate those fags

whippin

If 10mg edibles freak you out, then you are lightweight as fuck and you better be careful. One two puff chump with you on weed and pens. Edibles are a gamble.

BlackMetalDT

Go to sleep tonight without smoking

Jp Stephens

I don’t get why you don’t just destroy and put those comics in their place Ben. It would stop them and they should feel bad about themselves but more Importantly you wouldn’t feel as much resentment— it’s cathartic

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Gay

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I seem to have stirred up the white gays for trump with my science, whoops.

Curt

Ben " ‘Cali sober” Avery

cmears76

Couple years ago I started eating like a 10 mg edible every night after work. It made simple chores pleasant, I was much nicer to my wife and enjoyed spending time with her( not that I don’t like her. It’s just if I’m not paying attention/ being present, I can become a hermit and isolate myself) It also made me put way more effort into plowing. I was hitting it from the front,back,slow, and fast. Not just my normal lazy from the side. It helped get out of a cycle of replaying work, disputes, and thinking of how I would get revenge. I also during that edible time I wrote each of you messages about how much I loved the things you do and how talented I thought you are. The negatives I kind of lost a year or two I honestly don’t know. My memory from that time is kind of just blank. It all came to an end with two bad, I’m not sure what to call it like ego deaths or deep depression. I had to have my wife hold me while I was in bed crying feeling like nothing mattered a complete depression. I don’t know very embarrassing and funny. I gave them up because of that episode and being baked for that Long is just not practical especially with kids now. I just like smoke a joint before Hockey or going out to a social event. Or smoking a joint before going to the driving range I have had some great epiphany about my swing.

Stewart

I remember listening to something about how your body in the metabolizes edibles. When it goes through your stomach and liver it’s closer to psilocybin/mushrooms or whatever.

Stewart

YouTube David Allan Coe- if that ain’t country

Stewart

Chances family being big tobacco was a cool twist

Hank Chill

Weed is fantastic and beneficial SHORT TERM just SHORT TERM, long term gets extremely gay and lame. Been a complete stoner for multiple periods of time and it's just not the move

Jp Stephens

Ate half a pizza to the dome. Smoked 3 blunts. Lp 4 life.

Normbugerking

Kept the routine. What a ep 🤣🤣 glad I waited

Normbugerking

Jace didn’t miss one time, killing it lmao

Pat Bev

Get em g

Snake Taylor

Shut up faggot 😀

Snake Taylor

Ben can you please start smoking crack or something that was fuckin gay

Patrick Wickham

Let’s all get N85 masks tattooed to our faces bc we’re true artists!

Gruntch

Yeah in an ideal world, you should stay in a hermetically sealed orb if you’re ill. But don’t sit here and pretend you’ve let being sick stop you from going somewhere you’ve wanted to go. They’re at least trying to marginally help others.

Sue Edgewater

If you’re actually contagious stay at home. If you are 24 hours post symptoms go outside. If you are immune compromised play video games

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Because the ones that still comply where it all the fucking time anyway and don’t know what I just said

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

No, that’s just actual cum.

Jeff

51:47 Ben finally grew up

applebot

5 minutes in and we already have another platinum Devan rant. These have become my favorite part of the pod. Also, I'm fat and gay and have the word "cum" written in cursive under my bottom lip

Paulie's Walnut

Israel has a right to defend itself.

Jeff

Epic. One upvote to you good sir!

Levi

The devil (Long Island, porcine origin)

Lord Snake

Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. -Adolf Hitler

Jeff

Break on Through (to the other side dish)

Lord Snake

Bet.

Jeff

Ad hominem boys…you can’t just call someone highly regarded because they showed you a fact you didn’t like.

Sue Edgewater

I got colorectal cancer after I got ass fucked by the Benjamin Avery. So yeah…I guess I still have to wear one

Sue Edgewater

Thanks Tommy Bahama. I…I try my best.

Sue Edgewater

So how do you know this isn’t a sick person who maybe won’t have another opportunity to see whatever bullshit comedy was going on that night but still trying not to get others sick? In the case that they may be trying to prevent others from illness why be mad at them

Sue Edgewater

Change your fill valve Devan

Daniel Seckler

Masks are only empirically useful if you have the virus to stop others getting it. There’s not great evidence to show wearing it pre emptively does anything. Also fabric masks which were pushed by friends’ specialist parents are also bullshit, only N95 does anything. The reason why they wear masks in open heart is because of spit

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Kill yourself covid fags! I concur.

David Eric Ricketts

I was leaving the Elysian Theater last month, after watching an actually good comedian, and who do I see in the lobby waiting for the improv show after? Brett Gelman. I said to my girl “Hey do you recognize this guy? He’s an actor that sucks ass”

dinyl

Ben should not get a fucking pen, he got addicted to no nicotine vaping. It’s too easy to just get high all day with it

Jack F

Finally a rant on how shitty mainstream music is

Circus Cannon

You’re retarded

Canadian pie

Cant wait for the show at the Elysian! Sieg Heil!

Max Larsen

Devan fucking killed this EP. 'lay lady, Frito lay'

mortsafe

Why was Ben at the Thiccc boy studio, how are they going to just no give context to that lmao

Jonathan Lemkin

You must be one of the faggots still wearing masks

2Treez

You must be one of the faggots still wearing masks

2Treez

https://www.phc.ox.ac.uk/news/comprehensive-review-confirms-masks-reduce-covid-19-transmission It’s not a political issue, they’re scientifically proven to reduce transmission of respiratory infections.

Curt

sue edgelord, congratulations on consistently leaving the gayest comments every week

Tommy Bahama

The song has reached its crescendo and Ben’s playing the violin solo, sad to see. That being said, the first 111 episodes he showed great flashes of promise.. 🙏🏾👐🏾🫶🏽

Sachin Simon

False equivalency retard

Jonathan Lemkin

Way to alienate your obese retard jelly roll demo boys. Patreon will be destroyed in no time. I'll be cancelling soon so I can afford my new "maple bar" face tatt Stoked to see what I can become

Grant McCarty

Ben your fucking great, best episode you’ve ever done

cucked by god

51:32 Ben redeeming himself

Jason Fontaine

Nice burner account Ben

Sachin Simon

no outro? sad to see what you’ve become

John Adams

I’d love someone to open your chest up with a serrated blade faggot

Caleb Nelson

Chuck E. Cheese tried to high five me when I was a high teenager at my kid sister's birthday and I missed his hand and he pointed at me and mimed laughing at me. I genuinely wished for that man's death for nearly a decade.

Ky and Lu

Jelly roll and Post Malone slander within the first 15 minutes? We are so fucking back

Dylan mcd

Ben: Stop saying "yaaaassss!"

Young Douche

For people that get so mad about others policing comedy why do you care so much about people still wearing masks. It’s such a tired take. If you truly think it doesn’t do anything, you should volunteer to have open heart surgery and have your surgeon raw dawg breathing on your open chest.

Sue Edgewater

Guy named Elliot accuses someone of being gay

Billy Bats

I like the pod btw I just think that is funny, and you should too. The boys aren’t actually nazis, they just think like them

Sue Edgewater

Jelly roll me a blunt

Lairry goldestein

When Podcasts allude through ‘comedy’ that non-whites are inferior, literally cackling when blacks and monkeys are brought up in the same sentence - I see no issues Unknown person wears mask around me: I am angered beyond belief and must rant about it on my podcast because how dare they.

Sue Edgewater

Bright and early my brother

Lairry goldestein

I’m going thru old episodes There’s like 20 of these where Ben says he needs to save his soul then says something like he hopes a child falls into a wood chipper Every time Ben says he needs to be a better person a nazi gets his wings

Towelieeeee

It’s Stevie B and the Girls!

Chris Arnold

Real lemon-heads put this on at 5AM Friday, west coast time.

CrezD

I hate to be a gay fag, but this episode helped me out a lot

Dmitri Margolis

You get it 🫡

the 🐀s gimp

You should deep dive into Jelly Rolls wife content

HeBro

Thanks Ben

Private Jonesy

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTRO SONG FAGGOT??

GayAssBen

We all are

Lucas LeCompte

Hahahahahahahahah 51:00

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Yeah you can explore your mind pretty well with weed and not need stronger psychedelics, a lot of the SV people act like you need LSD even tho I appreciate all

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

That’s actually hilarious

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

That’s retarded to think 5mg would do nothing and then take 30mg of thc

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben screaming kill yourself faggot while im at work looking at a coworker wearing a mask is priceless. Very good

Andrew Husted

I love the part where Ben talks about not being so angry and hateful then proceeds to yell KYS at the top of his lungs

DreadfulDecaf

Cigarettes on cigarettes my momma think I’m gay

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Cuck bucket …

Elliot Cruickshank

Wow very gay. Did your dad make you listen to Jim Morrison while he fucked you?

CuckBucket

Let's get Lemons 🍋

Jeremy Santos-Paik

Ben I have aids please help Me

Liam

Would’ve been funny about 4 years ago dumbass

Elliot Cruickshank

They’re terrified he will mobilise the trump White House uponst them

Elliot Cruickshank

Tf2 pfp accuses someone of being gay 🤡

Elliot Cruickshank

Omg the cope. Look into laurel canyon and Jared Lettos “mansion” there. How do you think Jim got his boost in Hollywood. Grow up or unsub from the Patreon. You look John knauff if he had aids.

Elliot Cruickshank

OMG, yeah his dad make these awesome albums? Did Jim participate in his dad’s military career?

georgedagain

Ben in three years doing kettlebells, doing BJJ and hunting elk (still with a bowtie because he’s a fag).

georgedagain

They are making me have self control so i can keep my routine that's killing me. Unbelievable.

Normbugerking

You fat faggot retard, we have a schedule and YOU GOONED TOO SOON

the 🐀s gimp

Very true. Redbar and Sam Hyde say n!gger all the time but these frauds just spend hours flirting with saying it acting like it would “end their careers”. Sadly just an over socialisation side effect of living in LA for too long.

Elliot Cruickshank

Soccer is the thinking man's game, suck my entire ass you gay guy

Billy Bats

If you play that game then you need to unsubscribe from the Patreon. KSI on YouTube is the content you should be consuming faggot

Elliot Cruickshank

“Jim Morrison had soul” his dad George Morrison was the American naval commander during the Vietnam war and was involved in the Gulf of Tonkin false flag that started the war. Jim’s entire career is a Laurel canyon cia psyop. Still have to agree that he’s less of a cancer than jelly roll but please, no more praise for that family of frauds.

Elliot Cruickshank

Jellyroll is like a 400 pound post Malone

LoverMan

im happe 4 u ben my n word

Baby Fag

Guys-(and 2 women) The Fazoli Colorado guy took em down. Legalize is basically Italian and he won’t be stepped on. We are going back to Big Country bc I believe he will join the podcast before EOY

Calen Lucas

First!

Ryan

I’m here for DCs roast of Jelly. That shit got me like yoooo

Calen Lucas

Not even 60 seconds in and they're shitting on Jelly Roll, VERY GOOD. I don't even know what he sounds like and I hate him already. If I had known you could make millions of dollars by making your entire personality Post Malone meets Matty Matheson, I would've whipped up that bullshit in 5 seconds, retired, and died already.

Mike S

Yea true, pig talk has to be silenced

Jumble Jumble Records

I know Jelly Roll from Redbar, which is where I get all my news from now. I’m a LOST CAUUUUUUSE!!!!

Johnny Malloy

Probably violated that Tim Dillon NDA. They were skirting the lines a few weeks back.

Dustin

More like butter chicken kisses

Shaggy

🫡🫡

Monster MW

Let's fucking go, I just won the premier league with Liverpool in fifa and now some new haha's

Billy Bats

Sup nigga!

Writes Left Votes Right

NEA NEA NEA NEA NEA, NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH

Mike S

More golf videos you fucker

OATCHOCOCHIP

I bet Ben dropped it early so he can go do gay golfing in the morning

e. g.

I thought our Patreon money would all go into a fund for your future legal battles. Sad. I don't even know what I'm paying for anymore.

Dustin

I'm adopted

Half Life 3

I'm gay

Damien

Let’s see the legal reasons retards

Calen Lucas

Best part of the chickm

Jackson Murphy

Damn now I gotta know that these retards legally couldn’t say on a paytch

Jumble Jumble Records

Please don't be mean

Brad Koehler

Coco butter kisses intro

Paul


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