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P116: silly hoe

P116: silly hoe P116: silly hoe

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Her music sucks rather skateboarding fly into a guard rail

rolon96 2810

Ben with that sip before the advice for hoes was wild 🤣. Adds suspense for the joke

rolon96 2810

Used to love Hobo Johnson, and now I realise how gay that was 😔

DHexus23D

The sisters episode is hilarious. Bee new studio vibes

DHexus23D

jace is a retard we have known for hundreds of years how the pyramids were made

John Rudolph

The wide pussy thing is from being relaxed and the way the muscles rest. Thats why they can work monstrosities in there. The size doesnt seem to have much relation to the height either. Based on my research....bigger girls are tighter, theory that all the bloating and fat keeps it all smushed up

Bill S Preston Esquire

Jace she wasn’t attractive. No one believes that man. It’s okay that you fuck ugly chicks just stop acting like they are hot.

E-money3512

I believe Goldblum face rapes Bronson’s daughter into a catatonic state in Death Wish

Ben Stebelton

That’s all you got huh? After 4 days? Suck it from the back

Will Masters

Kill yo self my man

Levi

Ben play Havoc Mod!!!!

Sherp

Very good

justin calderara

The way Ben pops his P's and mispronounces simple words is what triggers my mental illness

justin calderara

Devan loves smash burgers

Kris Whitney

Please do an episode making fun of how lame hobo Johnson is thank you. I love this podcast!

Aaron NA

Passed through Abilene Texas earlier today for the first time. Such a shit hole! (Great Ep.)

Larry S.

Strange times mon.

Johnny Malloy

My wife tries to get me to go by saying “So and so smokes weed” since I don’t drink and I tell her, “Weed doesn’t mean I’m automatically going to be friends with someone.” If anything it might make it worse. My friends kick ass though.

Johnny Malloy

Jace calling the hookah from alice in wonderland a “big vape” Absolute retard moment

Levi

Miatas are faggy had one it was a death trap tin can that all it got was guys attention and cheap. I rather drive a BMW because it will probably get me a upper class girlfriend and noce

rolon96 2810

that's one of the internationally recognized symbols associated with child trafficking. you WOULD notice that, wouldn't ya bub?

Jay Williams

Jace dominated this episode like he used to dominate women on the lite n easy before ads

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

You’re ** incorrect

Will Masters

Another patreon that is mostly visual cool cool cool

salami papi

Does anyone know the story behind the yellow skull with roses printed on the merch?

Ned

Girls friends never have fun friend groups.

Stewart

This ep was so good, love these fags

Writes Left Votes Right

JK Simmons is a pretention hack and not to mention a retarded fucking faggot as well

Jerad

I mean: very good!

Jerad

Great reference

Jerad

I can't fucking unhear how gayce pronounces 't's (I e. Lidderly or buddon) and it makes me want to kms when he speaks

Jerad

The mazda Miata joke was good I hate those cars

rolon96 2810

I need this after a shitty day with high blood pressure from stress with a beer and my CBD vape

rolon96 2810

Goddammit boys... This one was just what I needed after a four day bender.

Jeffery Brannon

Black women get BBLs more than anyone guys

Lisa Vella

Good algo

Tommy

Why does Tim still follow your wife on Instagram lol.

Frontside shitslide

calling a baby a cockblocker is hilarious

Jaylen irving

Hey please never ever play Shannon Blake again that was fucking god awful and made me want to cut my ears off. I would rather you all quit the show and get replaced by Ivy

Peyton Trombley

“hey Doc.. how about you take a couple stitches on her mouth “ 🤣 lmfao

cmears76

“There’s ppl that listen to this” basically means this shi 🔥…don’t lie to yourself Devan!

Dexter

No one displays how much both sides suck fucking ass quite as well as you guys. Very good

justin calderara

Your demographic is people who wear out their headset from saying to many slurs in a multi-player lobby

DreadfulDecaf

I'm totally in my Jace era

Jeff

God there’s nothing that fills me with rage more than that fake ass white chick pseudo spiritulism. It’s basically just self care consumerism combined with being a whore. That being said, I’d absolutely raw dog Shanin Blake because I don't actually believe in anything.

Jeff

You’re **

Levi

I love JACE. I'm a total JACE head

Ricky Rich

Good episode Ben but if you ever play that retarded hippie bitch again I'll blame you personally in my suicide note

justin calderara

I’m doing to do it again: Landman is actually a decent show.

DeepSlake

THEY'RE WALKING AROUND. THEIR TITS ARE ON LAYAWAY

Jimmy wheels

I like how Jace says melatonin when he means to say melanin

Nick Robinson

This ep was HATE filled. Amazing to see what they have become.

CrezD

And yet you pay to listen to them you retarded fag

David Wallace

Santino, Bobby and that faggot. I would rather put a red hot coat hanger up my dick hole

Patrick Wright

ratlimit is an amazing troll, it is all fake

Auberon Quin

Your fans pirate movies off the Criterion collection and like to say fag. Get it right

Will Masters

the 3 failed comics dont understand jokes

tizm

Yesterday during my annual review at work I took off my AirPods at the start of the meeting and my phone hit play in my pocket as Jace was making fun of a guy killing himself on an old ep and my boss actually laughed

DankHill

Jace gets dragged to the most awful sounding parties.

Johnny Malloy

Nucka Devon is my favorite More of this please

Derek Schaffner

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

That’s why they’re so lazy

DankHill

The QR code is a joke you dumb asses

David Wallace

I hate this cunt singer! She’s so lame

Charlie

By the title I know the episode will be good now and got to see it at home because it sounds wild to listen in public 🤣

rolon96 2810

I think this ep would of been funnier if they ordered a large pineapple and anchovy pizza and started eating it on the show

Say Gex

It's like the audience of SNL, where just seeing Matt Damon walk into a room mandates a standing ovation normally reserved for Bocelli singing Con Te Partiro

Mike S

Frequency has many different means of physical manifestation.

Willycole

Forgot he’s like 6’8 nvm

Andrew

Been binging the Patreons and Jace has a new sex story every ep there is no way he’s gotten this much Heiney

Andrew

Fat and ugly Jace doing what he does best! Giving advice on eating healthy and getting laid unironically!

Evan

Took the day off for once so didn’t even realize it’s Friday and forgot the Patreon. Hope you trooners and looners all have an awesome weekend and an awesome Christmas. Much love from the Gooncave.

Matt Long

Billy West as Marge Schott on the Howard Stern Show was really wild.

Armando

Dude

Garrett Browne

I’m gay and retarded

Parker

If I’m not mistaken, the bells conspiracy goes back to sound healing and forgotten to history medical procedures, a-la big Pharma conspiracies. Which ties into the modern medicine that we have today that came about during the war. Add the about the houses built with horse and buggy thing is a tartaria/mud flood reference.

Parker

Never EVER stop making fun of Kill Tony

Ambientus

She was a "Hey! Ho!" LMAO

Jingle Jangler

Made sure to get my X suspended today when I responded to that dumb bitch with implants that works for the government, simply reminding her to hurry up with her blood clot. 🙏

Willycole

N word scissor hands

NotAfraidToPoop

This episode is extra special bc I was just enjoying the latest episode of St. Dennis Medical last night.

Kyle Andrasko

Ben and Jace the pussy experts

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Hello everyone I’m gay have a wonderful day 👋 🌈 🍋

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Ben favorite sex position is Golden Arches, because it makes him think of Big Macs.

comixbrainz zzz

Not a great time to have a 15 year old daughter named Zoey 🥺

Candy Nix

Ayahuasca made me retarded

simp for katie

God the audience at the comedy store will laugh at literally anything

Jack F

Jace has had so much sex that johnny sins asks him for advice

David Bosquet

“Disintegration is the best album ever!” - Kyle, Sourh Park

comixbrainz zzz

Racist consent forms make me both happy and sad. Burrito be stretchin that shit out

Grant McCarty

You know, there’s something so haunting about the idea of melted-down bells. These massive, beautiful instruments were rung for centuries to bring peace and calm, their sound resonating through communities like a collective sigh of relief. But then, in darker times, those same bells were melted down to make bombs—literally turning symbols of harmony into tools of destruction. It’s almost poetic, in a messed-up way, how something that once calmed the soul could be repurposed to shatter it. And yet, when they recast those bells later, it’s like they’re reborn—carrying the weight of their history, from peace to war and back to peace again. Makes you wonder if their energy, their resonance, somehow carries all of that with them.

Fagoose

Dax Flame does a hack version of what like Eric Rahill and Caleb Pitts do. I love joytsctics and PAL but they are actually good at doing the quirky thing

Zach Kane

Go ahead and trash talk JK Simmons and I’ll unsubscribe immediately

Funny Donor

She got that topiary pussy

Daniel Seckler

I can’t with Jace anymore… he’s ruining the show

Funny Donor

I’m gay?

Barto

Ben using the QR code segment to soft launch Katie’s new boyfriend

Jackson

"my asshole is like a pussy" *Black guy cringes

beefsmellington

I had sex with a chick who had a few kids and I have to say. The Pussy can stay permanently stretched. But I still don't think sex itself does it

beefsmellington

These guys are so media illiterate for taking the bait on that cuck QR code post

Josiah Kane

Merry Christmas 🎄 and happy hanukah 🏳️‍🌈

Lairry goldestein

Mud floods and tartaria and I’m the asshole OK

Stewart

Great for audio listeners.

J

Probably Jace

Say Gex

Jace is not fat. He’s like a white Joey Diaz

the 🐀s gimp

Ben应该远离黑人。这会带来厄运

tyler11700

I saw Ben at the gym. He was in an Ice Bath. But instead of ice cubes, it was hot dogs. He winked at me and said “If you can find mine, I’ll suck yours.” We laughed and high fived, then I started digging.

BrooklynBorn

I hooked up that QR code girl one time. My trial is next March

EDub

Jace the pussy maestro

choochang

So says you, twink

Jester_Erectus

Yeah man, the dude that runs a podcast called Lemonparty doesn't realize he's weird when that's 50% of that the podcast is about. You gottem, cheers to OP, tip my hat to you, Reddit gold, le epic win.

Mc

Thank you guys

Private Jonesy

"The melatonin in their skin"

Marshall Powers

1-800-GAY-FAGS Use ur p*nis to dial now

Cody Moravits

Tommy Bahama

Being alive isn’t work you fat fuck

Mathew Baker

Yeah get the baby ready for the BBC

Mathew Baker

F A G S

Mathew Baker

Who up playin wit they worm rnn?

Misery Index

I'm

Jonathan Churchill

Happy Friday boys! Listening to this at work while pretending I’m not retarded.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Wow sad to see what youve become haha

Johnny O

Losing My Lemons 🍋

Jeremy Santos-Paik

That album kicks ass bro

Jeremy Santos-Paik

rutledge

Just finished my listen to Disintegration and was about to off myself but here we go boys

Thomas Robrahn

I’ve got water because I’m at work like a faggot, but cheers!

Jester_Erectus

𓂸

Pete

As a light-skinned man....I approve.

marcell graham

Pour a coke zero and raise it high boys! We made it to Friday!

Johnny O


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