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How To Not F2P Like A Total Wanker (The Jimquisition)

Sometimes, independent developers ask my advice on certain practices. I can only say what I like, but I'll say that for free.

Here are the clearest cut ways to avoid being a wanker in the freemium market, as one dev was curious to know. I think this happens to be quite a fine episode.

Speaking of wankers though, we also gotta talk about Randy.

How To Not F2P Like A Total Wanker (The Jimquisition)

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Here's a question I really need answered: Why are they called 'Lootboxes' when by definition loot is free?

Pc Genie

"He has a hard on for me" - WOW.....

Gloryavalon6

Yeah it's pretty bad. Between that and the 90 dollar SF skins, I suspect Jim will be a busy (Boglin) boy

I love how so many people seem to forget that, while most won't check, those who do can REALLY easily find out if you've lied about something on the internet. People have a habit of, at the very least, screen-capping things that might be found regrettable later by whoever posted it for no reason other than to have proof when that person tries to delete it. If it's up for so much as a second, that shit'll be screen-capped. <br><br>Especially if you have a history of Randy-Pitchford-ing in the past. You don't wanna get to where people can turn your name into a verb and have people know exactly what they mean.

Naterkix

The Casuals! (Can't type the voice. lols)

Return of Drill Queen and Duke H'ardcore getting a standalone show. Good times.

i like the new one more. it is fitting

zosa

Lets hope its here to stay

Glad the og theme is back. It's iconic.

#mondayiscoming

Pitchford is the worst.

Rarebit Fiend

Jim, I've been a fan of yours since the Escapist days and I love your work. "Monday is coming, Thank God for Me, Jim f*cking Sterling, son. That's my name." I think I love you &lt;3

Alicejack Airheart

Why does Pitchford have to be so cringe, have to keep digging...

Rawk Hawk

I cannot understand how Pitchford can keep up with these lies for so long. Does the guy ever get tired of doing them? I and probably many people would have a modicum of respect for him if he just come out with the truth but even he cannot do that. Thank goodness he is not a politician.

noxamillion

Again. MP3 for dummies who cant afford data plan. <a href="https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/success?id=c2e4e4e4i8a0b1h7" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/success?id=c2e4e4e4i8a0b1h7</a>

Jim you should really look into doing a piece on 2k studios and their latest microtransaction fest NBA 2k18. They reduced character creation to the basics, making you buy in game currency (VC), to buy additional player customization including hair styles and tattoos. Which btw you need to spend more VC to remove and even more VC yet if you want to re-use the customization you just bought! Not to mention in game gambling thru "ante up" games where players can gamble their VC whether or not they'll win a pvp game.

The return of Drill Queen is a welcome surprise.

Olivia Waters

Expected dildo bat, was not disappointed!

Drill Queen. And I approve.

Brendan K McBride


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