Babylon's Fall - More Like Babylon's Fail LOL (Jimpressions)
Added 2022-03-09 14:55:54 +0000 UTCUnder the thrall of Square Enix, Platinum Games has delivered a true masterpiece of awfulness in Babylon's Fall. This live service trash is really bad. Really, really bad.
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I might have to take you up on that $60 offer
Day Citrus
2022-03-12 06:50:41 +0000 UTCIt's a game that exists to make money, fun was a secondary choice here.
Stephen Quadro
2022-03-10 17:13:33 +0000 UTCStill less insufferable than Ubisoft's "the people suffer while you walk away from our boring, shitty open-world."
Dr. Judge, Private Eye
2022-03-10 01:15:10 +0000 UTCAw, c'mon, "Babylon's LOL" was right there!
Matt (not that one)
2022-03-09 21:25:40 +0000 UTCI got an email from PlayStation heavily promoting Babylon's Fall on March 6. What a joke. It opens with "You’re our greatest hope!" as if to say "Please, please, please play this game!" They're just giving away the "Premium" Battle Pass during Season 1 for free. They actually have the nerve to describe it as "a rich fantasy setting" with "a unique, striking art style," in an "epic world." And did you know Ishum, the chief engineer of the Sentinel force, is your guide? "He will educate you in how to use the incredible gutworks of the Gideon Coffins, enabling you to quad-wield various weapons and navigate various tiers of the Tower." Oh, damn, quad-wielding AND Gideon Coffins with gutworks!!! Hooray???
Jewelsmith
2022-03-09 19:56:07 +0000 UTCI downloaded the demo, booted it up and said... wait was there a texture pack I was supposed to download too? I gave it 10 minutes at most before I gave up and uninstalled it.
ReXimus128
2022-03-09 15:30:28 +0000 UTCHi Steph. I wasn't sure if you are aware but Elden Ring is out. You might want to give it a try. I think you might like it. As far as I know, it's the only game to come out this year.
Benedict Holland
2022-03-09 15:15:50 +0000 UTC
