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Dragon Age Has GONE BLOKE! (The Jimquisition)

There are cishet men in Dragon Age: The Veilguard and that makes it the most offensive game ever made. I'm guessing I can say this and it's perfectly okay, since so many people are saying it about people like me.

Dragon Age Has GONE BLOKE! (The Jimquisition)

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Is there any chance of getting "de-men-erate" on merchandise? I feel so understood by your entirely good-faith and correct declaration of the horrors that cisnormativity would bring about if it was ever allowed to flourish

Mattezhion Zane Corgan Campbell

"Guyversity" and "Himclusion" are fucking hilarious

Mattezhion Zane Corgan Campbell

The funniest/saddest part is that the game in question is a BioWare game. Like what did you expect from them considering their past works and their queer representation that Iโ€™d argue has generally been quite progressive compared to other โ€œAAA gamesโ€ of their time? ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Also no one tell the hardcore gamers that you have been able to have all sorts of characters in D&D. Probably even more inclusive ones than the ones you can create on Veilguards character creator. ๐Ÿคญ)

Joonas Vesalainen

Have you considered tryingโ€ฆ just not being cishet? ๐Ÿค”

Joonas Vesalainen

Eww, I donโ€™t understand why the cishet people need to shove their lifestyle in our faces. Iโ€™m not a bigot butโ€ฆ

Joonas Vesalainen

I have to deal with the shame of being in a cis-hetero relationship every goddamn day! My wife can barely look me in the eye knowing the things that I'm compelled to do... With her on a regular basis. Like going on dates, or cuddling on the couch!๐Ÿ˜จ I go to video games to escape this hell, and here it is being forced upon me! How dare you Bioware!!!

Uncoolest_Evar

Fucking hellโ€ฆ. โ€œGo Bloke, Get Pokedโ€

Dion Turner

This is a top 3 video of the year for me. The satire was so really well done.

Creator Supporter

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad (not the video, the video is funny). The good thing is - as far as I can tell - all the embarassing whining and lashing out has done nothing. (Western) Games just keep getting more diverse.

Leif

Brilliant satire Steph! Well done!

alexander gaitan

God, I needed this to show up on my birthday! Seeing the piss taken out of RWNJ's has relieved a bunch of the stress and anxiety I've been under for days. Thank God for you, Stef!

Coyote Azul

Exceptionally funny vid. Please update the instagram link on Patreon, itโ€™s bugging me. I upgraded to let yall know. If thatโ€™s some kind of Machiavellian device to get Patrons gg.

Cory Johnson

That's a good summary of the YouTube recommended videos on The Veilguard. I hope researching the "discourse" wasn't too annoying.

Am1vf

Chef's kiss.

James Rule

Brutal honesty, just the way I like it! ๐Ÿ˜Ž And people think you're any different to how you've been over the past 10+ years just because you came out as non-binary? What utter Skeleton Warriors! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿป

Matt Close


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