Pinch Me, I'm Irish

Sean wasn’t a big fan of St. Patrick’s day. He thought many of the traditions were silly and a little disrespectful to the culture. So when he was visited by a leprechaun, he was pretty shocked. The leprechaun came up to him and said, “So, you think St. Paddy’s day is silly? We’ll see what you think of it after a few pinches.” The leprechaun wiggled his fingers slightly, and green dust fell over Sean. With that, the leprechaun disappeared. Sean was genuinely confused by what had just transpired, but he eventually wrote it off as just his imagination. 

Sean arrived at work, and as he was walking into the door, the security guard leaned over to him and said, “No green aye? You know what that means.” The guard pinched Sean, who let out a yelp. Sean’s skin quickly changed from a tan color to creamy white. Freckles dotted his face. Sean kept walking, upset but unaware.

Once Sean was in the elevator, he was pinched again by one of his coworkers. Sean turns around and looks at his coworker furiously. The coworker says, “You know the rules. No green, you get pinched.” Sean’s hair changes from black to reddish-brown and starts to grow, but he still doesn’t notice. 

Sean steps off of the elevator and walks over to his work friend, who is standing and talking with another coworker. They both look at him, and before Sean has time to think, they pinch him. Sean shrinks down from six foot two to five feet tall, and his hair grows down to his chest. The coworkers laugh, and Sean looks pissed, and he swears he was as tall as them earlier, but he ignores it. 

Sean walks over to his desk and sits down. The worker next to him turns in her chair and asks, “No green today?”

Sean says, “No. But please don’t-” before Sean could even finish, his coworker pinched him, and all of his muscles faded away, leaving him scrawny. Sean gets up and walks into the office kitchen to grab something from the fridge. He feels someone pinch him in the ass as he is leaning in. He shoots up and gives the coworker who pinched him, in the ass, a dirty look. Sean is too preoccupied to notice his ass and thighs swelling with fat. He walks out of the kitchen, and his ass jiggles as he does. 

Sean walks into his boss’s office to complain about all of the pinchings that are going on, and his boss just laughs, gets up, and tells him, “It’s just a fun little tradition. No harm in that.” He then pinches Sean, who feels pressure building in his chest, which explodes into DD-cups. Sean walks out of the office and into the bathroom, tits, and ass jiggling the whole way there.

Once in the bathroom, Sean finally notices all of the changes that have transpired and let out a scream. Within moments the leprechaun reappears and says, “I see someone didn’t learn from getting pinched.” He lets out an evil cackle and pinches Sean again. His white button-down loses all of its buttons and falls below his tits; Sean tries to cover up, out of embarrassment. A green bra soon covers him up, though. A black corset forms around his waist. And his khaki pants morph into a green skirt. A black choker with a gold pendant wraps around his neck. And last but not least, his cock recedes into his body, leaving him with a slit. Sean was gonna be stuck like that for a long time.

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Here's for me missing a post last month a special one, on the house! I hope you all enjoy. I wrote this in one day.