If you follow the mythology of the FRIDAY THE 13TH summer camp slasher movies that first became to popular in the 80's, young Jason Voorhees, a special needs child, was left to drown in Crystal Lake by camp counselors who were having sex instead of watching the campers.
I like to think that if the now grown and murderous killing machine had ever been allowed to experience the awesomeness of banging it out with a hot, horny puppy on a moonlit, summer night, he would understand why those horny bastards were so distracted and stop all this killing business.
Then would begin his new journey of screwing the crap out of all the beefy teen meat he could get his hands on.
Just sayin'.
CAMP
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