Patreon Exclusive— Aizawa's Evaluation Logs Chapter 2- Throw Them to Gravity

File: Aizawa_S. | Homeroom 1-A | Physical Quirk Evaluation – Day 1

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Date: April 9 – Post Orientation (Cancelled)

Orientation was canceled. Because I canceled it.

Ceremonies are for graduates and funerals. These kids needed a wake-up call. So I gave them one:

“Whoever performs the worst gets expelled. Immediately.”

The panic was instant. Useful. Fear burns away illusions faster than a villain’s plasma.

#01 – Midoriya, Izuku

Was already pale when he walked in. Turned translucent after the expulsion threat.

Held up better than I expected, though. Kept moving, even when it was clear his body wasn’t cooperating. He didn’t win. But he didn’t fall either.

Then he faced off with Iida and barely kept upright. Still, didn’t quit.

I don’t hate that.

#02 – Bakugo, Katsuki

Threw the softball like it insulted his mother. 705 meters, explosion-assisted.

Then turned to Ryuu and said, “Beat that, asshole.”

He also snarled at me when I told him to wait his turn.

Was ready to fight the rulebook, the stopwatch, and the damn laws of physics.

Exactly as expected.

#03 – Yaoyorozu, Momo

Performed well. Strong baseline scores, calm under pressure.

Complained about the lack of rankings. That’s good. She expects structure. That means she hasn’t had it taken away from her yet.

When it happens—and it will—we’ll see what she’s really made of.

#04 – Midoriya, Ryuu

I asked him his middle school softball record. His reply:

“Does ‘never cared enough to check’ count as a record?”

His Quirk was active, I could see his muscles strained under his clothes.

Final distance: 403 meters. It was not the best, but also not the worst. And then acted like it was a warm-up.

He later jogged the 50m dash just faster than Bakugo and muttered, “Relax, Boom Boom. It’s not a competition.” It is. He knows it. That’s the point.

Also tanked every event without maxing out—on purpose. Sandbagged sit-ups. When questioned?

“Tradition. Gotta throw the game once to keep it spicy.”

Sociable gremlin confirmed.

#05 – Iida, Tenya

Launched into a full sprint on command. Clean form. 3.04 seconds.

Still called me “Sensei” like he’s running for office.

Lost his mind when I gave the expulsion speech. Needs to shut up and run more.

#06 – Todoroki, Shoto

Quiet. Efficient. Didn’t use fire.

Didn’t speak unless prompted. Probably didn’t blink once. His dash was ice-assisted, but controlled.

He treats this like accounting: show up, punch in, freeze the competition.

#07 – Asui, Tsuyu

Excellent range. Good awareness. Didn’t fall for the stress bluff.

She’s already treating this like a job. Keep an eye on that. That kind of attitude breaks or builds quietly.

#08 – Kaminari, Denki

Tripped mid-dash. Blamed “static interference.”

Fried his brain on his own quirk. Again.

Still smiled about it.

I need to separate him from Sero before they breed stupidity.

#09 – Kirishima, Eijiro

Screamed “manly” at every event.

Ran hard, hit hard, smiled hard.

No strategy, just enthusiasm. The human embodiment of a thumbs-up.

#10 – Hagakure, Toru

Passed most events.

Still unsure if she was even trying hard without seeing her face.

She laughed after every test like it was a game.

Genuinely unsure if she’s okay or just running on pure vibes.

#11 – Shoji, Mezo

Destroyed the grip strength test. Quietly.

Didn’t complain. Didn’t show off. Did the work.

Not flashy, but steady. I respect that.

#12 – Ashido, Mina

Slipped on her own acid, got up laughing.

Jumped farther than she should’ve.

Could be useful, once she decides if this is a joke or a job.

#13 – Jiro, Kyoka

Mapped the jump pad’s rebound acoustics using her ear jacks.

Didn’t say much. But Kaminari tripping near her? She definitely snorted.

Will probably call me “old” behind my back. Fine.

#14 – Sero, Hanta

Slingshot’d himself into a tree.

Called it “physics betrayal.”

Still beat most in mobility. Tape control is impressive. Coordination? Jury’s out.

#15 – Mineta, Minoru

Ball stuck to his own head.

Sat down mid-test. Asked to go home.

Didn’t even deny it when I stared at him.

Was first in side-to-side. Otherwise I would seriously consider failing.

#16 – Aoyama, Yuga

Laser accuracy: fine.

Core stamina: nonexistent.

After every pose he hit, I expected a disco ball to fall from the sky.

He nearly passed out after the run but whispered, “C’est magnifique…”

Help.

#17 – Ojiro, Mashirao

Tail helped in every test. Efficient. Clean. Understated.

Apologized after finishing the sprint because “I didn’t stand out enough.”

Honestly? I like him.

#18 – Tokoyami, Fumikage

Dark Shadow tried to high-five me. I did not return it.

Coordination improving. Quirk seems semi-autonomous. Slightly aggressive.

This boy reads poetry to his own reflection. That’s fine. Just keep him out of direct sunlight.

#19 – Uraraka, Ochako

Floated through jump and long jump with full control.

Said “Whee!” mid-air.

Sincerely asked if the expulsion was real, then looked sad, not scared.

Still smiling when others were panicking.

Dangerous optimism.

#20 – Sato, Rikido

Did great in the grip test. Quiet about it.

Ate a protein bar mid-run, didn’t slow down.

Gave half to Kaminari, who thanked him with sparks.

A future tank. Possibly a cafeteria one.

Final Notes:

They didn’t break. They panicked, tripped, complained—but no one quit.

Even Izuku, arm fried. Even Mineta, brain fried.

Even Ryuu, who broke records and then sandbagged the score because it was funny.

I told them expulsion was real. It wasn’t.

But the next time might be.

This class?

Still chaotic.

But interesting.

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