Merman
Added 2024-06-25 11:39:46 +0000 UTCImagine getting caught in a storm at sea just for a nice merman swimming around to find a weird creature who can't breathe underwater. They drag you to the shore and look intently at you until you start coughing water. They are scandalized, why did you drink the water? It has piss and stuff in it. Gross.