Girls who don't DnD

CLOSED Another animal, another voice over

Added 2024-06-27 09:00:03 +0000 UTC

We love cats. Coop loves cats. I miss my old cat Rosco...

And this cat is not one of those cats. This cat is a jerk. If you think you can be just such a cat, check the script out below and send me an mp3 at girlswhodontdnd@gmail.com to potential be part of the show.

Script below...

Hi I’m ____________ from _______________, and I play… a streetwise streetcat,

Look, I’m not going to tell you how to be you, but right now, you are not doing a very good job of it. Let’s start with the obvious, number one - you’re blocking my sun. Number two, you woke me… ME… up.

Now I’m sure I could keep going with these because so far I’ve only used two of my eighteen toes… but I’d get bored. You probably wouldn’t be bored, of course, but today was meant to be my day. A little nap, no more than 6 or 12 hours, depending upon the sun, some fresh ham from a nearby butcher, maybe some milk or cream from wherever such things can be found…

Instead, it’s about you… blocking my sun. So, let’s be quick, what can you do for me?