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The Rollerdrome Fan Favorite Ardboy sketch

Added 2024-08-05 13:02:47 +0000 UTC

Hey everyone! Just a quick heads-up before we dive into the good stuff. This month's getting off to a slow start since the part of the team handling our Patreon and MMF are enjoying some well-deserved vacation time. But no worries! Our sculptors are still hard at work, ensuring all the planned releases are ready to rock. Expect everything to drop in the second half of the month, so stay tuned!

So, gather 'round, ladz and lasses, and let me tell ya 'bout the meanest, greenest, rollin' machine on this side of the galaxy – the Rollerdrome Fan Favorite Ardboy! This hulking brute ain’t just your typical Ork; he’s got a passion for rollers and smashin' that's bigger than a Squiggoth!

Back in the day, this Ardboy wuz just another lad in the mob, but it all changed when he found an ancient human rollerdrome buried under a pile of rubble. With a mad spark in his eyez, he fixed up them rollers and strapped 'em to his feet. Before ya knew it, he wuz zooming around the battlefield, swinging his custom smashin' choppa that’s as loud as a Gargant’s roar and twice as deadly!

He's not just fast on his feet; he's a whirlwind of destruction that leaves nothing but scrap metal and terrified enemies in his wake. Our Ardboy's favorite pastime? Barrelin' through enemy lines, laughing all the while as he goes for the jugular. Whether it's a quick skirmish or a full-blown Waaar!, you want this lad leading the charge.

So, what are ya waitin' for? Join our Patreon today and be part of the crew that keeps bringin' these fierce fighters to life! Don’t forget to like, comment, and share to show your support for more rolickin' Ork action. Let’s make sure the whole galaxy knows the Waaar! never stops!