Storm Damage

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Waking up, I was surprised the see the sun pouring through my window instead of the gray, rainy weather that we’d been having for days. A huge storm had just passed by us, and high winds and heavy rain had been predicted. My coworker even suggested that I should bring my patio furniture inside for the night, and when I laughed at the extra precautions, he just showed me the weather radar that he had pulled up on his phone.

Now, as I got up, I was ready to laugh again at his over preparedness until I opened my blinds to see dead limbs all throughout my yard. Panicking a bit now, I ran out of my bedroom to see if my car was okay. I had a big tree in my front yard, so I’d parked down the street to not be directly under it. Opening my front door, I quickly slammed it in shock, but that luckily came from something inside my home and not outside of it.

I had completely forgotten that I was still butt naked.

I usually didn’t sleep naked, but after getting a shower last night, I was just too exhausted to even grab a pair of pajamas. That exhaustion is probably the reason I didn’t wake up during that storm either.

Heading back into my bedroom, I grabbed my robe and slipped on a pair of shoes before heading outside. There was a chill in the air that had me holding my robe a little closer around me as I headed down the street nervously jiggling my keys. More branches were down out here, but it looked like everyone was safe. One big branch had fallen on Jeff’s truck, but it didn’t even look like it had made a dent at all. My car was two ahead, and it was perfectly fine.

Breathing a sigh of relief, I started to head back to my house and saw Carol and Rebecca, two stay at home moms from the front of the subdivision, walked around with a clipboard shared between them.

“Morning ladies!”

“Good morning, Ian. Everything okay with you?”

Carol looked a bit shifty, eyeing me up and down, and I assumed that my hair was probably sticking out in every direction.

“Just a few branches, so I’ll be good to go.”

“Oh good, I’m glad that it wasn’t a big problem for you. Let me know if you need any help with that wood of yours this morning.”

“Um, thanks… I will?”

Rebecca just took the clipboard back from her friend and checked my name off the list.

“We’re just seeing who needs help today- my husband luckily has the day off, and I’m volunteering him out.”

They were already walking past me now when Rebecca turned around and held the clipboard up to her face.

“And your robe came untied.”

Her urgent whisper finally had me look down, and I saw my cock silhouetted right in the gap of my robe. Forcing it closed, I just powerwalked back to my place with my blushing cheeks starting to warm me back up.

Inside, I put on my coffee pot, and I grabbed the broom from my pantry and headed out back to my little patio. It was luckily covered, but I spent a few minutes sweeping out the pine straw and dirt that had blown onto the concrete last night. Leaning over, I felt my robe hitching up around my legs every time I bent over to grab a leaf to throw through the railings, but I couldn’t be bothered to go change now into actual clothes. If I didn’t finish this now before my coffee was ready, then I knew that I’d put it off all day.

Leaning down one more time to sweep off some stubborn dirt that I couldn’t pretend had come last night from the storm, a gust of wind blew the thin fabric up one more time, and I definitely felt my whole ass get exposed this time. Pulling the robe down, I heard a noise from behind me, and I excitedly turned to go get my first cup of coffee. Instead, I saw Mark blocking my way.

“What the fuck, man?!”

Mark was Rebecca’s husband, and he was a construction manager at the local college. A real salt of the earth guy, I had barely really talked to him outside of polite greetings when we passed each other on the sidewalk.

“Heard you gave quite a show this morning?”

“How does that explain why you are on my porch?”

A grin appeared from under his thick beard, and he didn’t seem intimidated at all as he leaned against the door frame.

“The ole ball and chain gave me a list of houses to check on, and while yours wasn’t on it, your front door was wide open.” While I doubted that I’d somehow forgotten to close my door, I don’t remember locking it either once I got back inside. “So, I thought I’d check on you, but it doesn’t seem like you really need the help.”

“Yep, I’m fine. But thank you.”

My brain was now desperately trying to replay my routine once I’d stepped back inside, but it kept rerouting to wondering whether Mark had seen my accidental mooning as he’d walked up.

“Maybe I could trouble you for some coffee though before I leave? I think my off day has turned into a full workday now.”

“Yeah man, no problem.”

“Do you have milk or creamer?”

“Both actually.”

“What about your dick?”

I was just a foot away from him now when I was stopped in my tracks. Even with his beard, his full smirk couldn’t be masked at all as he looked down at me.

“Rebecca told me that you had a big cock. Saw it pop out of that cute little robe this morning.”

The look on my face apparently was just as obvious as his as he kept talking.

“Don’t look too surprised- guys like me can like a dick every now and then. I used to love getting blowjobs from one of the guys on my floor back in college.”

“I, uh- I didn’t know you went to college.”

That’s apparently all I could say because I was too shocked by everything that he’d just said. I was now imagining myself on my knees in front of him.

“Let’s see it.”

“Just because you’re bisexual doesn’t mean you get a free pass to my dick.”

“Of course it doesn’t. I get a peek at that dick because I can already see you starting to get hard through that old robe. I’ll buy you a new one if you let me see what it’s hiding.”

“Fuck off.”

“Is that a command or a request?”

“Let me go get that coffee.”

“Not until I really know who I’m drinking it with.”

“Fine.”

Throwing my broom down and pulling open my robe, I waved my cock around at him before realizing how fucking insane this was. I’d barely spent more than ten combined minutes with this man, and I was now showing off my fully naked body off to him?

Pulling the robe closed around me again, I could feel myself stiffening up even more, and Mark was staring down at me to see the same thing.

“Hey Ian, let’s take a rain check on that coffee. I think we’ll need to take some time to make sure that everything is safe in your bedroom.”

And before I could object, he had picked me up into his arms and carried me through the house to my bedroom.