"Goblin Food" Script Preview

G: “Zzz….zz….zzz…snort...ngh…ghuh?”

G: “Whatchyou wakin’ me up for?”

G: “Whatchya wakin’ me for?” (Whispering)

G: “I wuz tryna get some beau-y sleep.” (Whispering)

G: “Humans? Ohhh ohooo! You shoulda lead with that!” (Whispering)

G: “How many? Wait, don’t tell me. I want it to be a surprise~”

K: “Princess, please wait just a moment!”

P: “Come on slowpoke, there’s an amazing view just around the bend.”

K: “Princess, it’s not safe to be this deep in the woods!”

P: “It’s fine Sybil. As long as we’re together.”

P: “The truth is…I wanted to spend some time with you. Away from prying eyes.”

K: “Princess…I…uh…”

P: giggle “You’re awfully cute when you get flustered.”

G: “Ah….ah…aaachoo! S-sorry…”

P: “What was that?”

K: “Quick, get behind me!”

K: “Show yourselves!”

G: “Well, looks like it’s show time.”

G: “Raawr! Hand over ya gold and surrender to our bellies!”

P: Startled scream

K: “Wh- oh…heh, I should have known. Worry not Princess, it’s just a pair of wimpy level-one goblins.”

P: “Really? Oh good heavens, that’s a relief.”

G: “Hey! I’m level two at least!”

K: “I can literally see your health bar. You’re not fooling anyone, vile goblin.”

P: “Ugh, just kill them already. The sight of their green skin is making me sick.”

K: “It would be my pleasure, Princess. This will only take a second.”

G: “Bring it on, blondie! You’ll be stewin’ in my gut before ya even know it!”

K: “Ha!”

G: “Ha!”

K: “Ngh!”

K: “A…critical…hit?” (weakly)

K: Grunt as she falls to the ground

P: “What? How is this possible?! Get up, Sybil!”

G: “Hahaha! What a weakling!”

K: “Pr…incess…run…”

P: “But-!” (Hesitant, doesn’t want to leave her behind)

K: “Go!”

P: “Alright, I’ll go get help!”

G: “Oi! Don’t let the other one escape!”

P: “Aaahh! Unhand me! Let go!”

P: “No! I taste terrible, I swear!” (Fearful)

P: “No! Wait! AaaaahhhhhMMmmmmmphhh!” (scream, transitions into a muffled scream)

P: “Mmphh! MmmMmphmm! Mmmph!!” (Muffled frantic speech)

K: “Princess!” (Calling out, dramatic)

K: “Vile creature…” (growling)

K: “I’ll save you, Princess! Just as soon as I…ngh…get…free…get off me!”

G: “Quit your strugglin’ already~”

G: “I’ve got a nice place in my belly for ya to relax in~”

G: “Oi, get over ‘ere and help me strip her armor off.”

G: “I don’t want any metal scraps cloggin’ up my bowels like last time.”

[Sounds of armor forcefully being taken off]

K: “You’re…ngh…awfully heavy for one so small. Nghh!” (Grunting and straining from physical effort)

G: “What can I say? Human’s add a lot of healthy weight to my figure~”

G: “Time to dig in!”

[Goblin starts swallowing Knight feet first]

P: “Sybil! Help me! This is so disgusting!”

K: “Don’t worry, Princess! I’ve got this completely under control!”

P: “Are they swallowing you!?”

K: “I’ve…got it…ghh…under….control!” (Being swallowed, strained, struggling against being restrained)

[Goblin swallows Knight completely]

K: “MmmmMMmmph!” (Desperate muffled cry out, like sinking into quicksand)

G: [Burp]

G: “Ahhh~ Now that’s what I call a satisfyin’ meal!”

K: “I refuse to fail in my duties!”

P: “This is so undignified…”

P: “Please, hear me, goblin. My father and mother are the king and queen of this land. If you would kindly set me free then they would happily par-MMmmfmmfmm…mph!” (Cut off near the end as Goblin presses a hand against the stomach and muffles her speech)

G: “Ahh shut your trap. Hoity-toity brat.”

K: “This…can’t be happening! Defeated by a mere goblin? All of my training…” (Regretful)

G: [Burp] “Thanks for the assist. Looks like we’re both gonna have sloshin’ bellies tonight.”

P: Gasps for air once she is finally released

P: Coughs harshly

P: “I’ve had enough! Let me out this instant! Puny goblin scum!”

G: “Oh I wouldn’t be so rude if I were you, Princess~”

G: “After all, this puny goblin scum ate ya~ You know what that means, right?”

P: “No…anything but that!”

G: “That’s right. You’ll be digested, and after that, you’ll be paddin' out a fat goblin arse.”

P: “...”

G: “Ah~ Got nothin’ to say?”

G: “I think that scared her into silence, or maybe she’s quietly dreamin’ about how jiggly she’ll get.”

K: “You dare speak about my Princess in such a manner?!”

G: “You won’t fare much better~”

G: “So much for bein’ a noble knight. The only thing you’ll be is some extra pudge on my hips.”

K: “Ghh…never! I…I won’t let it happen!”

G: [Burp] “Ahh~ Never gets old. I love it when they put up a fight. Make my tummy feel all tingly, hehehe~”

G: “I bet that royal rump tasted nice didn’t it?”

G: “All that pretty pampered skin tastes good on the tongue, eh?"

K: “This can’t be! I refuse to wind up on some random goblin’s arse!”

G: [Burp]

G: Satisfied sigh

G: “Now we get to just kick back and relax while we watch their health bars drain.”

G: “And would ya look at that! The perfect tree to sleep under.”

[Sounds of prey struggling]

K: “Is this…really the end of Sybil Callatar?

POV: [Big burp]

G: “Whoa-ho! That wuz a big one. I guess Miss Princess finally kicked the bucket.”

G: “My meal’s just about sloshed too.”

G: “In three…two….”

G: [Big burp]

G: Satisfied sigh

G: “And there she goes~”

G: “Heh, those tasty humans didn’t stand a chance~”

G: Long yawn

G: “Mmm…your belly makes a nice pillow for my head.”

G: “Nuh uh, it’s my turn to use you as a pillow.”

G: “Oi, I did it last time too cuz you hogged all the meat!”

G: “Hehe~ You can do it next time, sure~ Yawn Whatever…”

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G: “Mmm…mm….stupid sun’s in me eyes!” (complaining, stirring awake)

G: “Mmm? Oh…there’s some shade…hehe, that arse is big enough to provide cover.”

G: “Heh…looks good enough to eat. I could just swallow it up…along with…” (Whispering, plotting)

G: “Ah! I uh…didn’t realize you were awake! Good morning!” (Realizes the other goblin is awake)

G: “Looks like that pompous brat really made herself at home~”

[Goblin smacks the other goblin’s ass]

G: “Hehehe~”

G: “My meal wuz more tit fodder than anything else.”

G: “They can’t be contained, completely burst my clothes at the seams!”

G: “I have an idea~ Why don’t we camp out here and wait and see who shows up lookin’ for ‘em?”

G: “Wha-? You can’t call dibs, it was my idea!”

G: Alright, we’ll wrestle for it!”

G: “One…two…hey! Ghh! You didn’t wait ‘til three!”

G: “Rrgh! Take this! I’ll smack your arse ‘till it’s red!”

G: “Ngh! Oi! Quit bein’ so handsy!”

G: “nGhh! HA!”

G: Sounds of wrestling

[Fades out]