Goddess Asa

This Week's News & Releases

Added 2025-05-05 10:34:01 +0000 UTC

Hey losers,

Time for your weekly dose of attention from me. Try not to get too excited.

Birthday Thanks

First off, thanks to all you desperate simps who actually remembered my birthday. At least some of you know how to behave. I had a great time - not that you'll ever know the details. Keep dreaming.

New Betas

Welcome to all the new paypigs who crawled in after watching "A thought experiment: Your first time... don't do it." Honestly, it's both pathetic and hilarious how many of you got triggered by that one. Guess I hit a nerve, huh? You're all so transparent it's almost cute.

Vote For Your Pathetic Kinks

For anyone who hasn't yet - go vote for your depraved little fetishes here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/grovel-and-vote-123487741

I might consider them when making my next videos. Or I might ignore them completely. That's the fun of being me. If your kink isn't listed, drop it in the comments or upvote someone else's. At least pretend to be useful.

Coming Up

Wednesday - The regular release of Part 3 of Yuki's TikTok Quickshot Course drops for everyone. She's getting even meaner with you quickshots. Be ready to feel even more inadequate than usual.

Friday - Early access release (if I can fit it into my schedule - I have a life outside babysitting you losers) of another installment of Kiyomi's Cult series.

Branding Guidelines

I'm working on official branding guidelines for those of you who want to properly identify as my property. Should be ready tomorrow. For the ones who actually follow through and brand themselves correctly, I've got a special little treat planned... something that'll make the rest of you jealous as fuck.

That's all you get for now.

— Goddess Asa 💋