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Megalopolis Review. No sex or good nudity

Added 2024-09-28 07:29:44 +0000 UTC

Megalopolis starring Adam Driver, Nathalie Emmanuel, Shia LaBeouf, Aubrey Plaza, and Giancarlo Esposito is so shite I can't properly explain it to you.

This movie is weird, or maybe I am not the targeted audience for this, but this movie promised some good sex and nudity before it was released, but there's nothing in it.

It started off good, with Nathalie's tongue kissing (not really, but kinda) with her girlfriends in a bar. We then see her wearing a transparent black dress; other than that, there's nothing of Nathalie.

Now let's come to Aubrey Plaza. She does have a scene where she is riding Adam for a few seconds, but we see nothing.

Then later in the film, she showed her butt to Shia, but we only see shadows.

Then she removes her robe in front of an old man; she is wearing some weird circular golden top, but I thought this was going to lead to some sexy scenes, but that old man shot him with an arrow in the heart and Shia in the ass.

Seriously, what is this movie?

Now everyone is saying that this movie will flop; it was made with $135 million, and I hope it flops.