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Grrl Power #1277 - Team boy abs

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Math decided he wanted to fight a bunch of professional Space Marshall Adventurer Mercenaries who all have at least a foot on him. Taking bets! Cora thought 3 to 1 in favor of her boys was fair, but Dabbler thinks it will be closer to 1 to 1. Maxima doesn't doesn't allow intra-team wagering over $5, because she doesn't want it to become contentious. They all get paid very well, which means she can envision them doing things like casually wagering their cars on stupid stuff, like "the next time Sydney falls, what will she go face-first into" and the like.

Almost everyone who's fought Math is wagering on him, but Cora's crew aren't exactly accountants, and they do have quite a size advantage, so there's a few bets going the other way. I'm not sure who Detla would bet on. She's fought and trained with Math though, and she's less familiar with Cora's crew. But again, one one four who are all definitely in a different weight class. Lapha's in the back just wishing she'd had time to feed one side or the other some laxatives and then place a large bet against them. 

Grrl Power #1277 - Team boy abs

Comments

Also is Sylv supposed to not have a ribcage or is that for our ease of visibility?

Mathew Aaberg

I have two questions: One did Math propose this fight? And two: Did he proclaim his invincibility beforehand? because we all know how that one ends. XD

Mathew Aaberg

Well, she's rooting for him, anyway. And she does make enough money to afford bad bets.

Stephen Gilberg

Unless someone deliberately flashes him, that shouldn't be a problem. Looking at you, Lapha.

eddi_TBH

That's what love is all about. That and nursing him back to health. Whether he needs it or not.

eddi_TBH

really? a cliff hanger? i feel... i dont know... make the week go faster then xD

martin leske

As one of the very best ever real world experts in fighting multiple attackers said "Two is different than one. Three is different than two. After that it's down to aerobic fitness."

Todd Ellner

I was just thinking Woof is wearing track suit bottoms - maybe you could do something about how people with non-retractable claws cope with human clothing. I can just imagine Woof/whoever trying to put on a pair of trousers and RIIIIP! "Damn, that another pair gone." Something I imagine girls with nylons can sympathize with.

Ampws

She should whether or not she thinks he'll win

Todd Ellner

Imagine the taste and texture of hamburger cheesecake. Now try to unimagine it

Todd Ellner

Even in vote incentives?

Stephen Gilberg

I won't be at all shocked if Cora flashes him from the sidelines. I also expect it to have much less effect on him... not "no effect" just less effect. Whether or not that decides the fight...? Eh. Dabbler almost certainly knows it's coming, it's really a matter of whether or not she throws up an illusion to block it, or hacks Cora's emitters again to lock her into her current outfit... or allows it just for funsies.

Person

Pretty much this.

Justaguy

Doubled up on "doesn't" and later used "one one" instead of "one on". That As smart Math for checking out how his opponents body is put together.

Justaguy

I'd bet on Math even if I didn't know his background. Unless those 4 guys have done extensive training in fights like this, they're more likely to get in each other's way.

MaxBigfoot

Please, no beef cheesecake

Todd Ellner

Well, Cora's team is currently leading on hubristic statements, but we'll see how Math finishes his sentence!

Torabi

Is it that there are girls watching?

BJ

Men. Pecs. Abs. It's all good.

Tim

It seems he just finished reading up on the biology of Cora's crew, so he knows where to punch.

Fogel

So, did Sydney bet on her Woof here?

Fogel

$5 on Math disabling three, before the fight is either interrupted or ends in a draw.

Matthew Thompson

Analysis correct - storywise, should then be space woof. HOWEVER. I suspect outside boobie-vision interference, despite Math's "training to resist", shall cause his downfall... not hubris alone.

CCK

That they are not space babes thus no boobies to distract him.

Ampws

Representation, yes. But I feel there is a strong bias towards the cheese.

Raymond Dannelly

I suspect Math has something up his sleeve, despite being shirtless, and will kick much ass. However, I also believe hubris shall be his downfall. So my bet says one space boi, not sure which, standing at the end.

Raymond Dannelly

Also, they don't appear to be able to leverage Math's weakness - Boobs

Martin Croft

Yeah, That spine connects way back, must put a lot of strain on it, and the neck muscles

Martin Croft

Dave has always given equal representation to cheese and beef cakes :)

Michael Obert

Thisguy - literally - gets it :)

Michael Obert

Ah yes, conservation of ninjitsu.

Thisguy

Uh, that he's a martial arts specialist that hasn't done anything yet and is outnumbered and, therefore, has the advantage? We're all Team Space Woof, Sydney!

Michael Obert

And those who like Math!

Aclys

I love that math is looking at their anatomy, he’s got a firm understanding on how to disable a body.

TrixieTurner

I think the most telling thing for the result is Math seemingly studying up on how to not accidentally kill the guys he's about to fight.

Damian

I'm assuming this page is for all the people who love men

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