EuroTrip Strip

In this version of the EuroTrip hitchhiking scene, Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg) goes a little bit farther than just removing her top...

"All our money, all our passports, all our tickets, everything, gone!" Jenny shouted.

Jamie, Jenny, Cooper and Scotty were standing by a random highway in the Netherlands with their luggage. Scotty was holding up a sign to try and slow the passing cars. Jenny and Cooper were both pacing with rage.

"How the hell could this happen? We all go to Amsterdam, and Jamie is the one who hooks up?!" Cooper yelled in disgust.

Arches eyebrow smugly. He had been the one holding all of their most important belongings and had gotten robbed last night. He didn't mind, though, mostly because he had been receiving a blow job from an energetic Amsterdam saleswoman while it was happening.

"FOR SHAME!" Cooper exclaimed in his face.

"It's hopeless, no one's even slowing down!" Scotty yelled at a passing car while holding his cardboard sign.

Jamie limply held out his thumb.

"How are we going to get someone to take us to Berlin?" Scotty asked his friends, defeat settling into his voice.

Jenny sighed. She started taking off her jacket, revealing her black tank top.

"Boys, boys, boys, don't send a man to do a woman's job."

She draped her jacket over Jamie's arm and walked down the road with her back to the boys. "One ride, coming up."

She adjusted her hair and grabbed the bottom of her shirt. "'Kay. Ready for a ride, boys?"

"And-" she lifted up her shirt, flashing her bra at the oncoming traffic. She thrust her chest forward, following a red car as it approached and then passed and then sped away.

She chuckled nervously, "Okay, they are going pretty fast."

Scotty and the boys nodded, slowly becoming embarrassed for her and her desperate need for attention.

"Just time to get serious," she shrugged.

She reached behind her back and unfastened her bra through her shirt.

Cooper's face broke out into a grin. "Here we go!" He started moving forward to get a better seat for what was going to happen next.

"Hold him back!" Jenny said, signaling with her hand as she turned back to the traffic. Her brother and Scotty grabbed Cooper by his shirt and forced him to the ground, turning his head away from her. Jamie sat on top of Cooper to hold him down. Jenny peeled her bra out from under her shirt and tossed it aside.

"Oh come on!" he shouted. "This is totally unfair! You're just going to show them to strangers?!"

"Okay!" Jenny said, psyching herself up. "Showtime!"

She pulled up her shirt and started jumping in place. Her boobs, nipples erect in the cool air started jiggling at the oncoming van.

"HEY! BUDDY! TAKE A LOOK!" she screeched.

The van sped by, and Jenny face sank in disappointment.

"Jenny, this is Europe!" Scotty said. He had joined Jamie on top of Cooper, their improvised chair. "They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos. You have to show them something they've never seen before."

Cooper grunted under them, struggling futilely.

"Fine!" Jenny said as if arguing with the traffic. "You want to get nuts? Let’s get nuts!"

Jenny peeled off her shirt and, completely topless, started to wave it over her head like a flag. "HEY! CHECK THESE OUT!" she shouted, her voice cracking.

"I'M 18 YEARS OLD!"

Jamie pushed Coopers face down, trying to turn his head away from Jenny's bare back. Her arms were flailing wildly as she hopped around, bouncing dangerously close to traffic.

She cupped her boobs in her hands, squishing their shape forward while bending at the knees and leaning forward with her entire body. Her tight jean-clad ass wiggled as she shook her tits at the road. "COME ON! THEY'RE VERY NICE!"

Scotty frowned. Cooper bounced under him, but he ignored it. Jamie was struggling to keep the wiggling Cooper in place with his arms. He had twisted around through sheer horny energy despite the weight of the two boys and was now on his back with his head turned to Jenny and a big stupid grin on his face.

Jenny was breathing deep, huffing and raging. "These are quality boobs!" she hissed.

"I don't think they're going to bite," Scotty said.

Jenny couldn't hear Scotty at all. Then she flung her arms to her sides, frustrated by the traffic's lack of libido. "OKAY! OKAY! IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY IT!"

Her hands traveled to the front of her jeans where they immediately began undoing her belt buckle with small metal clinking noises.

"Uh, Jenny I don't think you need to do that," Scotty said.

"OH HELL YEAH!" Cooper said on the ground.

Jamie, with growing panic, turned to his sister and the enraptured Cooper underneath him, whose existence she'd apparently forgotten about. Belt undone, there was the sudden ZIP sound as she undid her fly. Jamie's eyes darted from Cooper's staring eyes to his sisters unzipped jeans ready to leave her waist at any moment.

With no other option he stood up for a second and then planted his ass right on Cooper's face.

"THHW CTHBLLTHING THN FFPPH MPH BTPHH!" ("You cock-blocking son of a bitch!") Cooper shouted into Jamie's ass, captions appearing at the bottom of the screen.

"Sorry Cooper..." Jamie said. Cooper restrained, Jamie tried to turn his head away as Jenny peeled her jeans down to her ankles. Her gray bikini cut panties were tugged halfway down her hips in the process. Her fingers hooked around the waistband of her panties, running around them like a rim. She looked down at her belly and crotch and legs, red faced for a moment.

"Jenny, pull your pants back up. You're embarrassing yourself," Scotty said.

"THNTT!!" (DON'T!) Cooper shouted with such force that a stunned Jamie was almost lifted off his face.

"NOPE! I'M GOING TO DO IT!" she said. Her trembling hands gripped her panties. A car whooshed by without even slowing for a second. Her eyebrows knitted together. Filled with sudden rage, she yanked her panties down, mooning the boys immediately with her tight, pale ass, and flashing her shaven pussy lips to the road.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!" she heckled the highway. She shuffled forward awkwardly. She was completely naked except for her pants and panties around her ankles and her top gripped in her hand.

A truck sped past. She hopped around on her bound feet to follow the truck with her body, her buttcheeks jiggling.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!" she screamed.

Scotty shook his head. Jamie was red-faced and trying to look away.

Jenny bounced back to face the street. She spread her legs as much as she could and brushed her hair away from her boobs. She leaned forward with her hips, asscheeks flexing together. Her hands gripped her pussy lips, pulling them apart and her hood upward, her clit on display and pussy pulled open for the traffic.

"LOOK AT IT! IT'S SO TIGHT I SWEAR!" she screamed at a sports car, but it zoomed by as if she didn't exist.

She fondled her boob, fidgeting really, while her other hand held her pussy open.

"CHECK IT OUT!" she shouted. "I'M GETTING WET! WET TEENAGER RIGHT HERE BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!"

"MMPPHHH!!" Cooper screamed. The captions read "Horny animal screaming."

"Jenny please put your clothes back on..." Jamie whined.

"NOT YET, JAMIE!" Jenny yelled.

She hopped around to face the boys and then bent over, presenting her ass to traffic. Her hands hooked behind her, and she gripped at her assflesh with pathetic, desperate strength. She pulled herself open, her asshole widening to a winking pink, gaping circle and her pussy spread open as far as it could. The sunshine shone inside her, illuminating places where sunshine had never been, displaying the inside of her rectum and her wet vagina all the way to her cervix to the cars. Her boobs hung down as she looked through her legs, nipples pointing to the ground.

"LOOK! ARE YOU REALLY NOT GOING TO STOP FOR THIS!" she shouted, her voice starting to get hoarse. "YOU CAN SEE ALL THE WAY UP MY ASS! IT'S A GREAT ASS!"

A Volkswagen bug zipped by.

Jenny grit her teeth. "YOU CAN SEE MY FUCKING WOMB! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?" she screamed.

Jamie was looking down at Cooper’s face underneath him. He had fallen silent, completely passed out. Scotty's pants were tenting, but he seemed more concerned by Jenny's display.

"Come on, Jenny. That's just sad," he said.

"RRGGHH!!" Jenny screamed. She pulled her hands away from her holes and started to furiously tug her clothes back on.

***

The four of them walked down the highway. Jenny and Scotty were in front. Jamie walked behind them, followed by Cooper who was furious at everything he had missed.

"I don't understand it," a shell-shocked Jenny said to Scotty. "I showed them everything!"

Scotty hooked his arm around her shoulder to comfort her.

"It’s okay. None of us could have done any better."