[Comm] Finn's Pathetic Penis Humiliation

A Fionna & Cake parody

The moon shone in the starry sky over the lake, casting glowing light down onto the water’s surface. The water rippled and splashed, two pairs of long legs, one pink and the other gray, ran into the water. Princess Bubblegum and Marceline laughed and shivered, the water surprisingly cold. They were both wearing tiny bikinis, slivers of fabric looped around their bodies. The thin fabric of their thong bikini bottoms disappeared between bouncing bubble buttcheeks. The lake water splashed up against their jiggling asses. The droplets slowly rolled down the curved surfaces of their cheeks.

On the shore, Finn detached his robotic arm and set it on the grass. His face curled up in a smile under his scruffy beard.

“Come on Finn, the water’s fine!” Marceline shouted.

“Well, it is a bit cold, but that’s to be expected this time of night,” Bubblegum said, crossing her hands in front of herself for extra warmth, making her boobs squish together and threaten to escape her bikini top.

“I’m on my way!” Finn shouted. He rushed toward the shore, taking big strides. With each step, though, his baggy trunks lost more of their grip on his waist, sinking lower and lower.

Bubblegum and Marceline watched, eyes widening, smirks growing on their faces, understanding exactly what was going to happen.

FWUMPTH

Finn’s swim trunks completely vanished from his hips and fell around his ankles in a useless pile. He stood wide-legged, trying not to fall over, his skinny, hairy legs spread and wobbling. Marceline and Bubblegum were staring, enormous, cruel grins on their faces, their eyes laser focused on Finn’s exposed manhood.

If you could call it that. His stubby micropenis was a pathetic pink two inch button sticking out of his pubic hair. His balls were small and shriveled.

“Finn!” Princess Bubblegum gasped. “w-Where is it!?”

“I can see why you can’t keep a girlfriend!” Marceline laughed. “Did Flame Princess get sick of your ‘little candle’?”

Finn turned bright red. His only hand flailed downward to try and pull up his trunks, but he completely lost his balance. He fell onto the ground ass-first with a splat, his legs still spread open, presenting his stupid nub to the taunting girls.

“It’s just so small!” Bubblegum said. “I shudder to imagine what it would look like if you got in the water!”

“It would have turned inside out!” Marceline said.

“I feel sorry for Huntress Wizard,” Princess Bubblegum said. “She must be so frustrated all the time.”

Finn struggled with his trunks, but they were impossibly tangled around his ankles.

“Come on, that’s not very funny…” he whined.

“It looks hilarious from where we’re standing!” Marceline cackled.

“Oh poor Finn,” Bubblegum cooed. She turned around, and bent over, sticking out her enormous ass. She blushed as her hand pulled her bikini bottoms down. One hand quickly covered her pussy, giving Finn only the quickest glimpse of her peachy lips, while the other grabbed at her left asscheek, fingers sinking into her squishy ass, her hand pulling herself open and revealing the puckered star of her asshole.

“Why don’t we make it up to you?”

Finn was already scrambling to his feet in a frenzy. He splashed down into the lake, into the shallow water where Bubblegum was bent over on all fours, and mounted her doggy style, aiming his dick from her asshole.

His hips slammed against Princess Bubblegum’s bubble butt, the cheeks bounced and rippled, a soft yet rubbery impossible smoothness. His tiny penis slipped into the long, hungry line of her asscrack. He shifted his hips, rubbing his teeny cockhead against her asscheeks, trying to push his nub into her, growing frustration spreading across his face.

“Let me know when it’s in,” Princess Bubblegum said with a giggle. She could feel Finn’s pathetic attempts at penetration and could gauge with her mind the huge expanse of buttflesh between his tiny cock and its target, her winking butt hole.

Marceline floated over the two people attempting to have sex with a big grin on her face.

“I don’t think that’s going to be happening any time soon,” she said.

“I can get it in, I’m sure of it!” Finn struggled. His palms pulled Bubblegum’s butt apart even further, his hands groping her endless cake, trying desperately to penetrate the offered ass. But he was only succeeding in having the world’s most embarrassing buttjob. The back and forth sensations of rubbing his dick across and between Bubblegum’s cheeks was spreading through his brain with burning electric need. He tried to focus, tried to control the pulsing surge –

SpLRt

An underwhelming splurt of semen escaped from Finn’s tiny dick, splashing through Bubblegum’s buttcheeks and decorating her lower back. Finn’s entire body shuddered from the sudden orgasm, and he clasped Bubblegum’s hips as he bucked and humped against her rubbery moons.

“Really? All ready?” Princess Bubblegum frowned.

“s-Sorry…” Finn gasped.

Marceline floated behind Finn, watching with wicked intensity his flexing and spasming ass grinding into Bubblegum as he came.

She extended two, long fingers before driving them right up Finn’s hairy asshole!

“YEOOOWWW! Marceline!!” Finn screeched. His body shuddered from the sudden stabbing pain up his dry ass. He clenched up around the two drilling fingers, tightening dry butt walls against them, clasping them in his ass-grip.

Bubblegum turned her head, giggling from beneath her fingertips at Finn’s horrified, pained, and twisting face.

“See Finn, that’s what it feels like to fuck someone up the ass!” Marceline taunted.

Finn twisted and convulsed on her fingers, twisting his hips, and rubbing his tiny cum soaked penis across the bouncy curves of Princess Bubblegum’s upturned asscheeks. His dick-let left streaks of jizz like tiger stripes across her pink skin as he twisted his poor ass to try and remove Marceline’s violating fingers.

“Pull them Ou-OUUAAIEEE!!” Marceline drove her fingers up deeper, fighting the traumatized muscles of his fuzzy ass, making him buck wilding, his ass-raped hips slamming against Princess Bubblegum’s buttcheeks with panicked quick claps,

“Ow! Slow down Finn! Try to show some consideration!” Princess Bubblegum winced, her buttcheeks stinging from Finn’s hips slapping against her faster and faster, spanking her with his twisting body.

His little nub was stiffening again, rising from the adrenaline coursing from his screaming asshole, up his spine, and boiling in the back of his brain.

Marceline grabbed Finn’s hips to steady him and drove her fingers up deeper into his rectum, drilling him, fingers jabbing and pulling and stretching him.

“OOUUHHhhHH!!” Finn gasped, his teeth baring, cutting off his moan and turning it into a hiss.

“Don’t be so dramatic, Mr. Baby Penis!” Marceline said. “You wanted anal! And you’re! Getting! Anal!”

With each punctuation, Marceline rammed her fingers up Finn’s ass, deeper and deeper, her nails stabbing at the very limits off his ass. His body straightened and jerked, a human finger puppet. His dick ached, sparking with each seismic thrust before coming again, splurting the contents of his tiny balls all over Bubblegum’s cheeks.

Finger removed with a dry, meaty SHLUNK, Finn collapsed backward in exhaustion. His arm grabbed at his cheeks, wincing in pain at the burning sensation still pulsing through his stretched asshole.

“Owwww…” he whimpered.

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline stood over him. Princess Bubblegum was completely bottomless. She cupped her hands over her pussy and danced nervously from foot to foot. Her ass was red and tingly, and Finn’s still-warm globby cum uncomfortably dribbling down her cheeks and onto the backs of her thighs.

“I think you were a bit too rough with him!” Bubblegum said.

“Don’t worry, he’s going to enjoy this a lot more,” Marceline said. Her bikini bottoms fell from her hips and onto her ankles. Untying her top, she let it fall to the sand.

Finn was too stunned to move as the naked vampire loomed over him, her boobs drooping into her face. She turned around, ass presented to him, glowing gray moons shaking. She spread her legs wide, spreading her wet undead pussy, and squatted ass-first over his dick, rubbing her ass crack against it, grinding and twerking her soft rippling cheeks across his tiny stubby cock.

“Oh jeez!” Finn gasped. His slimy dick slipped up and down her squatting buttcrack, licking her ass with its wet, pathetic length. Her back arched and her cheeks and boobs jiggled with each reverse cowgirl dick riding twerk. His dick became hard again, but it was still too small to reach far into the vampire asscrack swallowing its length. Reaching her tight, puckering asshole was completely of the question.

“If only you had a real dick!” Marceline shouted. “You could actually fuck me!”

Princess Bubblegum snickered. Cum falling from her naked butt and onto the sand. Her fingers cupped around her pussy moved with subtle shifting movements.

“OhHHgh!” Finn whimpered. He moved his hips upward, trying to desperately penetrate Marceline, arcing his back to meet her descending cheeks.

“Ooh that tickles!” Marceline laughed.

She squatted down low, rubbing her butt in gyrating motions around Finn’s upward thrusting dick. Her hands pulled at her cheeks, molding them like pillowy clay around his cock, massaging it with the seemingly endless squishy mass of her buttcheeks.

His body shudder again, and Finn emptied another useless, pitiable load onto Marceline’s ass.

“Ewww! Why is it so warm?!” Marceline laughed.

She stood up and reached behind her. Her fingers scraped the cum off her cheek, pulling at her butt, her elusive asshole staring right down at Finn, taunting him with its winking star shape.

“It’s my turn now!” Princess Bubblegum announced. She pulled at Finn’s arm, tugging him into a seating position.

“W-Ait!” Finn stammered.

Bubblegum pulled him forward, her hands grabbing at his muscular shoulders. She led him forward as she flopped down belly-first on the sand. Her ass cheeks pointed upward like two ridiculous circular hills, the length of her extended to him. She wiggled her butt, rubbing her belly against the sand and looked back at him with a devious smirk.

Exhaustion forgotten, Finn was already on top of her. Pressing his body against hers, the enormous shape of her has was a squishy barrier that he had to bend his body around, spreading his legs and lifting his hips up, meeting her back with his chest, humping her relaxed prone body with his tense, frantic humping.

“Cannonball!” Marceline shouted.

She leapt onto Finn’s back, smothering him, sandwiching him between her body and Bubblegum’s. Finn’s legs strained as he desperately kept humping, rubbing his dick between Princess Bubblegum’s delicious cheeks.

Her hand reaching out like a claw, her fingers sunk again into Finn’s tender asshole. Pinned by her weight, he could only grimace and hump faster beneath her., feeling her boobs, her belly, her mound, squash him into Princess Bubblegum’s warm giggling body, the three of them turning into a squirming mass of humping, fingering, buttsex until he came again, filling Princess Bubblegum’s ass crack with the spurting jizz from his stupid, tiny cock.

He collapsed in exhaustion, falling as a semiconscious, slack shape.

“That was fun!” Marceline said.

Princess Bubblegum giggled, wiggling happily under the weight of Finn and Marceline.

“Now we need to really put him through the wringer!” she said.