Bathtime Diarrhea Disaster

            “OUUHHhgghhh… FUUUuuhhhhhkkk….” Stephanie exhaled, grunting.

            With a sclorthing plop, the crooked, lumpy turd fell out of her distending asshole.

            She fidgeted on the toilet seat, completely naked.

            Right next to her, steaming water filled her bathtub from the roaring faucet. Stephanie had been getting ready to take a long, restful Friday night bath when the twisting urge to shit attacked her deep in her ass.

            PPSSHHLLLSSHHH

            Filmy, liquid orange diarrhea sprayed out of her sore, winking asshole while pee hissed out of her pussy. She hosed down the bowl from both ends, the acidic stink of her waste drifting up and filling the small bathroom.

            Stephanie sighed, grimacing, pushing again, feeling the hard stickiness of more shit lodged up inside her. She adjusted her buttcheeks on the toilet, trying to use the seat to pull open her ass. She pushed, muddy dripping asshole winking and dilating, her muscles working inside to dislodge the awkward pressure inside her.

            While she was pushing, she reached over and closed the faucet tap. The tub was full of perfect, clean, warm water, ready and waiting for her.

            She sighed again.

            PPHHRRRBBb

            Her ass grumbled and farted. The troublesome turd slid down, rubbing through her insides. The clay-like grimy, sticky dark brown shit SQUELCHED out of her ass, splattering into the horrifically filthy toilet water. Most of its mass stayed stuck to her dirty hole and the upside-down hills of her suspended asscheeks.

            BZZTT BZZTTT BZZZTT

            Stephanie leaned forward and looked through her open bathroom door and into her living room. Her phone, which she had set to charge, was vibrating. The screen was flashing from the incoming calls.

            Stephanie ignored it and reached back, pressing down the lever with her elbow and flushing the bowl.

            BZZTTT BZZZTT BZZTT

            It started vibrating again. With a sigh, Stephanie lifted her filthy ass off the toilet seat and walked naked out of the bathroom to her phone.

            The screen said Mom.

            “Hey Mom,” she said, answering it.

            “Hi Stephie!” the tiny, high pitched voice on the other side said. “Are you doing okay?”

            “I’m doing fine Mom,” Stephanie said, her bare feet fidgeting on the carpet. The living room was much colder and draftier than the restroom had been. She felt her skin break out into goosepimples across her naked body. Her nipples were poking forward.

            “That’s good….” Stephanie’s mom said. “I made some brownies. I don’t know if you want to come over and get them?”

            Stephanie folded an arm over her shivering boobs, feeling her nipples prod at her. She paced around, trying to find the least drafty corner of the room.

            “Mom, it’s ten in the evening,” she said.

            “Oh, I know. How about I bring them over?”

            Stephanie, nearly shivering and shifting from foot to foot, stood in front of her thermostat and turned the temperature way up.

            Her eyebrows knit together. “No, Mom, you don’t have to drive over here and drop them off. I’ll pick them up tomorrow.”

            “Are you sure? It wouldn’t be too much trouble?”

            Stephanie rubbed her temples. “Mom, I was just about to get into the bath. I’ll pick them up tomorrow, okay?”

            “Oh, okay. Have a good evening. Love you!”

            “Love you too, Mom.”

            Stephanie placed her phone back on the table and power walked from the living room back into the warm, humid restroom – that still smelled vaguely musky and toxic from her diarrhea – and slammed the door shut.

            Beelining to the bathtub, she slowly placed a foot in the water. It was still very warm, almost scalding, just like she liked it.

            Stephanie fully stepped into the tub. She closed her eyes and quickly lowered herself ass and pussy first into the water. The warm, water enveloped, crawling up like a liquid blanket, up her thighs, her stomach, her back. Her small round breasts slowly drifting down into the water as she lowered her whole body into the tub. Her shoulder length hair clung to the surface of the water, dipping slowly into the rippling warmth.

            Stephanie sighed, the tension seeping from her, endorphins racing across her body, sweat breaking out across her forehead from the steam and the heat.

            Then she opened her eyes and saw that she wasn’t laying in a clear tub of water, but a brown, cloudy mixture of water and shit.

            Stephanie recoiled in shock, kicking her legs and pulling her chest out of the water, splashing filthy liquid across her floor and up the walls of her tub.

            HER ASS! She suddenly realized. She never wiped her ass! Her ass, as if answering her, gurgled and the brownish surface of the water was broken by her farting bubbles, which quickly popped, transferring fresh, rancid gas from her asshole and into the rising, steaming air of the bathroom. The stink immediately invaded Stephanie’s sinuses.

            Covering her mouth in disgust and her eyes wide with terror, Stephanie scrambled in a panic to get out of the disgusting shit-water. She twisted her body, propping herself on the side of the tub with her free hand.

            But the tub’s edge was decorated with splashed water, the droplets cloudy with flecks of shit, and her hand slipped. Her legs shot out from under her while she was trying to stand and she landed ass-first into the tub, buttcheeks rocketing through the water and slamming against the bottom with a wet SMACK that sent shockwaves all the way down to her toes.

            “OWWW!” Stephanie started to shout, but before she could even finish the syllable, her pulsing, aching ass started to vibrate. The impact had freed poopy, growling, rumbling demons from her colon. Her numb asscheeks rippled and sputtered under her hairy pussy filling the tub with bursting fart bubbles. Stunned, Stephanie could only watch in horror as her still-stinging, numb ass opened against her will like a monstrous alien thing and began to spray snakes of shit into the bathtub she was still sitting in.

            SSPPRRBBBLBLBLBLBLB

            “NNOOOOOO!!!!”  Stephanie screamed. The water erupted like she was sitting in a jacuzzi. Semi-solid turds whipped against her legs as they exploded out of her wide-open ass. The water was turning muddy and filmy, rising from the sheer mass of her explosive super shit.

            “WWHHHYYY??!!” Stephanie wailed, tilting her head back to plead to the heavens, gagging on the unholy stench of her bowels.