NSFW Alphabet: The Aide

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Oof. Brutal. Immediately gets up, cleans you both off, will SORT YOU OUT, either tucking you in, dressing you back up and then back to business. Sitting by the bed till you sleep and then heads out, or just continues shadowing you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They greatly enjoy their own chest. Their body was damaged years ago and most of their torso is just scar tissue, but they like that. It’s fit, lean, with a deep scar running over just under their belly button, over their chest (which means for afab Aide, they’ve had the most extreme top surgery- curtsey of the Bloodless. Fuckin hardcore.)

They love their partner’s cheeks. Not ass ones, you pervert. Likes gripping and pinching them. Hard pinch? Wants you to zip it. Soft pinch. Admiring how soft it is. Dragging their thumb over it? Thinking how cute your cheeks look whenever they stick their fingers in your mouth. Flick? You said something dumb. They do like stuffing your mouth with things. Also would just fishhook your mouth open (man, you and Pavel are having the same experiences with the Aide, aren’t you?)  just to make you stop talking and look up at them like a gormless little piece of meat. If it’s dark? Going to take their mask off and lick into your mouth, spit into it, or, ahem, pull you in to service them for a change. Enjoy. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cumming almost seems painful for them? When they do, their entire body locks up and a breathless gasp slips from behind their mask. Does rut against you a few times, still riding it out, before needing to slip away. It does knock the wind out of them, just need a few moments before going back in for another taste.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I’m going to pick two separate ones for the Servant and the Royal. Dirty secret for Royal Route? The fact that they did things with their half brother/ adopted brother goes with them to the grave. Not like they’re going to say it out loud but they do think about it time to time. During inappropriate times. Hm. Their breath hitches just like Pavel’s when I squeeze too tight. Noted. Not that they’re thinking about Pavel during sex, it’s just something they notice, and finds it endearing. For Servant? If they had an on and off sexual relationship, it’s going with them to the grave that they would think about them during sexual encounters with others, especially in Helvetia. Didn’t have it? Will not reveal the Aide was eyeing them as a possible recurring sexual partner, and would have been their pick of the bunch of the Servant had seemed interested. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

VERY experienced. Fucked in the army, fucked in the palace, fucked, fucked, fucked. The servants that get a ride do walk away bow legged and flushed. Lucky bastards.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anyway. Doesn’t care. They appreciate most things in life, looking down at a partner, looking up. Does like to loom over their partner, hand gripping the back of their neck and getting to play away. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Nope. Just smiles to themself if you make a particularly precious sound but otherwise stone cold.Very serious. If you crack a joke? Fingers in mouth. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Dislikes the feeling of too much hair on their burn scars, so does trim, but not shave. Bristles. Likes it when you hump against their pubic bone. At least, when they grip your hips and force you to rub against the bristles. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

With casual lays, they don’t like touching skin to skin too much, just as much as they could to get off. You can tell that they actually like you if, even with the under-material of their uniform, they’re keeping close, chest to back, face to mask, dragging gloved fingers over your sides and squeezing like their life depended on it. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Never really had the need to, with so many trotting up. Also doesn’t really want to. Prefers outright sex over masturbation. No one is around to seduce by being silent and tall and intimidating? Then not gonna do it. Dislikes the feeling of their gloves against their genitals. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hmmmm. Gagging, tying up, domination EVEN when they’re on the bottom, they’re in control. Being a brat breaker. Even when not leaning into their dom side, they like man handling people. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Their quarters, the MC’s room, in the secret passages, in the woods, up against a tree. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You being mouthy towards them. Gonna fish hook their finger into your mouth. Other than that, relying on them. Tucking you in, being able to be the one to take care of you while sick, dressing you when you need, you coming to them. Woof. Also Outfit malfunctions. Your shirt splitting, a button popping, something riding up. Wants to bite the exposed skin.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

… God they’re into a lot. Doesn’t like scat or vomit, of course. Will never take their mask off in the light. Will never be fully naked in the light either, at most stripping down to their underclothes, which still covers their entire body. Also no fucking temperature play.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Loves to face fuck you. Gripping your neck and pushing you into them, choking/smothering you. Likes to pin your thighs down, against your stomach, and going to feast away, ignoring when you get overstimulated and pawing at them to get off or slow down.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough. Will slow down or speed up, slow when you’re about to orgasm, pulling you away from the edge, or fast when you’re overstimulated or need it. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes. The best. Prefers it over long sex. Nothing like getting to corner the MC and ruin them. Only to fix them in the next 15 minutes and send them on their way.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. Yes. Please. They love a risk. Belts, choking, public. They’re a fucking horny dog that’s barely kept on their thin leash as is.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Will tap out at round 5. Will go on for you though. Even when they’re drained of orgasms, doesn’t mean they’re not interested in groping and oral and overstimulating the MC. What an awful guard. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Loves a collar and leash. Dildo? Fuck yeah.p Likes to watch the MC try to reach a satisfying orgasm with them. Of course, they can’t so…  Going to wrestle you down. Also makes you use them as a warm up after you whine for them to not be so rough after the last time. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They’re the literal worst. Going to edge you to tears, watch you fight to get to cum, and the moment you do, going to overstimulate. Going to make you beg to be touched, to be taken, to be ravished. Pre marriage is worse. You could be grinding against them, touching them, and they’re looking on, seemingly unaffected. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Just low sounds, not even clear. Harsh puffs of air, a gasp every now and then. But no words, no outrageous moans and groans. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

They aren’t a Witch, but knows some ways to do things with elemental magic. No one will ever find out why. Likes to use it to fluster the MC, the window blowing up their shirt, and the water in their cup spilling over suddenly. But will never do temperature play with fire, or any heat. It makes their breath come in quick, sharp bursts, and their fingers to shake. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

When dealing with an amab Aide? Hung like no one’s business. Thick too. Cock that screams “bully”.  Thicker at the base too, so enjoy the stretch when they bottom out. Afab Aide? Hooded clit, hidden, needs some clitoral stimulation to get wet at all. Going to huff if you’re not touching it, grip your cheeks, press on their hood and press your face against their clit. Get mouthing.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Man. It’s always just simmering beneath the surface. Sex would be listed as both an addiction and a hobby at this rate. They’d never fall victim to it, but… Man. The day they get to spend a day working a soft, warm thing like the MC to tears? And nothing else? No heaven needed, that’s it for them. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not even slightly. Will get back to a presentable stage, and then, if the MC is sleepy, will be tucked in. After being in a relationship for a while, will stay, in their underclothes, and let you snuggle close, but struggles to get to sleep. Nerve ends are buzzing and their trailing their scarred, scorched fingers along ur throat.