January Bonus: Taste-Testing LA's Weirdest Wellness Brands
Added 2025-01-22 08:05:01 +0000 UTC
We were both in Los Angeles over the holidays so we decided to sample some choice items from EREWHON, PRESSED JUICERY and KREATION KAFE. Plus, Aubrey finally got to shout about her Roman Empire, CAFE GRATITUDE
You can play the episode directly through Patreon or use our RSS feed to add it to your podcast app. Here are the instructions from Patreon. And if you've got bonus episode requests, as ever, drop them in the comments!
See you next month!
M&A
Comments
there was a cafe gratitude in santa cruz that closed maybe two years ago! they had a lot of drama and tried to separate from the LA brand before eventually closing
Madeline
2025-10-05 21:27:13 +0000 UTCI would feel extremely weird if someone said to me "you are luscious" especially if it's because I just ordered breakfast
Dani Gould
2025-08-20 23:55:16 +0000 UTCAbsolutely laughed so hard at all of this while I prepped chicken quesadillas and ate chips and street corn dip 😂
Sara Gerving
2025-06-28 19:10:46 +0000 UTCI need a recipe for that please 🙏
heathermama7
2025-06-11 21:55:23 +0000 UTCNew headline related to this episode: https://ew.com/ellen-pompeo-says-she-held-by-airport-tsa-over-erewhon-sunflower-seeds-11747133 What is the deal with their sunflower seeds??
Laura KH
2025-06-03 15:13:31 +0000 UTCAvocado smoothie with chocolate condensed milk is my favourite after school treat growing up. The absolute best! It cost the equivalent of 1 dollar at most 🤤
Daikon
2025-05-27 20:00:49 +0000 UTCwhere else would they get the malk?
DW
2025-04-25 21:05:54 +0000 UTCTake Aubrey’s view of affirmations.
Vanessa Luna
2025-04-25 16:58:33 +0000 UTCAbsurd
Caitlin Lynn-Kate
2025-04-18 23:31:36 +0000 UTClol thinking of Mike and Aubrey when I read an article yesterday about a Cafe Erewhon being "overrun with vermin"
Marie Becker
2025-04-11 19:41:25 +0000 UTC'Malk' just sounds like someone trying to say the word 'milk' with their mouth full of milk
Melissa Lobo
2025-04-07 05:23:32 +0000 UTC1) Colostrum is the first milk produced by a nursing mammal, which contains antibodies important for her new baby. Though marketing it as a superfood for adult animals of a different species is probably a gimmick. 2) The placenta is an organ grown by pregnant placental mammals which passes nutrients to the developing fetus. There isn’t such a thing as “extra placenta,” as it’s an organ, not a substance. Every fetus gets one, or, in the case of identical twins, shares one with their wombmate.
Rachel Carman
2025-04-04 19:59:11 +0000 UTCThe chlorophyll fun fact is super interesting to me. I spent 9 months in France and one of the most common chewing gums there was standard mint but included chlorophyll. I’d been wondering about that for a while!
Mac Bear
2025-03-31 22:50:52 +0000 UTCAuto play turned this on the car stereo and my 6 year old declared “oh it’s the podcast where they say the f word!”
Aurora Gray
2025-03-30 04:02:49 +0000 UTCYes
Aurora Gray
2025-03-29 13:25:20 +0000 UTCI described Cafe Gratitude to my wife and she nearly cringed out of her skin. I must go there and spectate, but with a friend.
Audrey Jordan
2025-03-26 13:02:25 +0000 UTCI think Cafe gratitude might turn me into a homicidal maniac.
The Weird Sisters
2025-03-12 18:45:59 +0000 UTCOk re listening to this for like the third time. Aubrey's breathless laugh during the malk talk does me in! I honestly think my favorite episodes are the ones where they are taste testing stuff. It's so damn funny every single time!
heathermama7
2025-03-10 22:08:38 +0000 UTC“Look, I’m erect at EVERYONE’S funeral.” 🤣🤣🤣
SnailCat
2025-02-28 22:50:37 +0000 UTCAnyone else have trouble playing this episode?
Beth Rossano
2025-02-28 14:43:11 +0000 UTCI cried laughing at this epi many times! It was chaos and I love you both so much. Thank you for bringing the joy in a time when we all desperately need it ♥️
Robyn Agoston
2025-02-27 07:53:43 +0000 UTCI’m so thankful you guys try these things so that I don’t have to. ♥️🤣
Liz Grimaldi
2025-02-25 01:06:39 +0000 UTCStill laughing about the medium’s Spirit just being a prankster from the future lmao
maddy ferrito
2025-02-23 18:58:10 +0000 UTCwe need a ray peat episode so bad 😭
sam
2025-02-22 03:36:37 +0000 UTCThe intro made me laugh out loud at work as I used to be regular at cafe gratitude as a vegan high schooler in San Diego
halley ann
2025-02-21 11:23:14 +0000 UTCI second this!
Kiki
2025-02-20 22:45:36 +0000 UTCColostrum is bewb juice tho, not womb?
Radha Lath
2025-02-19 22:50:13 +0000 UTCI just know my dishes hate to see me coming when Aubrey and Michael get on the mic
Jenna Koch
2025-02-18 19:38:12 +0000 UTCLast time we were in LA we stopped into an Erewhon. Because of the kind of person I am, I was just overwhelmed with the "thing-ness" of all the things. I found myself wanting things just because of the packaging. Does this item actually "do" anything? Don't care! I just loved the little jars and the design. I didn't actually BUY anything, because I don't need 7 slices of dried mango in a glass jar for a zillion dollars, but everything was so fucking cunning I couldn't stand it.
MHW
2025-02-18 14:46:04 +0000 UTCI listened to the second half of this while cycling home from work. I failed to stay composed and probably looked menacing to drivers.
Phoebe Webb
2025-02-17 22:30:28 +0000 UTCI googled Cafe Gratitude, and they’re running a promotion with THE MEDICAL MEDIUM!!! The guy from celery juice!!
Wendy Salome
2025-02-17 05:06:26 +0000 UTCThis was so silly and fun! I laughed out loud several times. I hope you didn’t vom, Aubrey! (And if you did, rest assured it was not in vain)
Maya Goldberg
2025-02-15 18:54:03 +0000 UTCYou know those "if you could invite 10 people, alive or dead, for dinner, who would you invite?" things? I just want Michael and Aubrey. Alive.
MHW
2025-02-14 21:00:49 +0000 UTCAbout 20 years ago I was in a play and got to kiss the guy in it, and we were both smokers--we got the clorettes gum--dark green and like chicklets. It did work pretty well, but on the other hand I was just excited that I got to kiss a hot guy and he had to act like he thought I was hot too!
MHW
2025-02-14 20:25:25 +0000 UTCThe chlorophyll trend comes and goes. I remember my mother taking chlorophyll tablets to “remove body odor and bad breath” in the 1970s.
Lucy Vilankulu
2025-02-13 23:33:14 +0000 UTCAny episode where Aubrey shouts “NO NO NO MICHAEL!” is automatically a win 🤣
Chris O.
2025-02-13 09:42:26 +0000 UTCI would like to make Aubrey saying "JAM-ba Juice" my text notification
Livia Glatz
2025-02-12 16:03:29 +0000 UTCBelle Gibson continues to fail to pay fine https://www.smh.com.au/national/slap-on-the-wrist-belle-gibson-whistleblower-slams-cancer-conwoman-over-unpaid-fines-20250211-p5lbbv.html
SC
2025-02-12 01:16:22 +0000 UTCi’m obsessed with you guys drinking gross expensive potions and i’m curious about your thoughts on SunLife Organics. easily the best smoothie i’ve ever had (i dream of it) but it was $18 and run by a christian crystal woowoo group
Levi Allen
2025-02-11 22:29:10 +0000 UTCWouldn’t it be cool if we just ate and drank fruits and vegetables in ways that taste good and didn’t make crazy claims? Like I would be all in for a juice/smoothie spot that just said, “Yummy smoothies and juices with fresh ingredients!”
Erin Whitaker
2025-02-11 00:47:50 +0000 UTCOkay idek if there is enough here to warrant an episode but I am SO curious about Him/Hers and their marketing that’s so insidiously trying to play it off like they “get it” .. esp after there was a really crazy one that played during the Super Bowl.. also have heard whispers they donated a lot to trump not sure that’s substantiated but there seems to be a lot going on there?? Maybe not an episodes worth but just putting it out there 🫡🫡
Louise Heller
2025-02-10 23:42:46 +0000 UTCSmart move cause aloe is wicked laxative.
Covo
2025-02-10 21:22:04 +0000 UTCA Vacaville cameo was the last thing I was expecting here
Claire B
2025-02-10 18:08:10 +0000 UTCYou can realisten to the catelouge. I have listened to every episode at least four times. Yes, even the Worm Wars. This level of research is exhausting. Aubrey has books you can read, Michael writes articles you can read. Creating content is exhausting. I know your request comes from a place of love, but it also puts so much pressure on the creator.
Covo
2025-02-10 15:10:17 +0000 UTCI got that, too!!!
Covo
2025-02-10 15:07:08 +0000 UTCI came here to say I encountered "happiness is an inside job" as a line in a book I just read! (Self-Care for Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents by Lindsay C. Gibson) Amazing that this phrase seems to be A Thing, lol.
lime1035
2025-02-10 00:56:12 +0000 UTCBest taste test EVER. I can't stop laughing.
Kimberly Merritt
2025-02-09 18:31:23 +0000 UTCHey! I used to do Landmark. I learned how to recognize when I'm going on too many tangents. I don't stop, but at least I know.
Jennifer Ensroth
2025-02-07 00:50:13 +0000 UTCYes omg I hope they do an episode on it too!!
Cat
2025-02-06 15:11:10 +0000 UTCOk but surely at Cafe Gratitude if you order the “I am enough” for example the server should say “you are enough” when bringing your dish. Wouldn’t make it any less weird though.
KWV
2025-02-06 09:18:52 +0000 UTCUnrelated (to the ep but not generally) but is anyone else excited for Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix! Might have to revisit the Belle Gibson eps soon
KWV
2025-02-06 09:17:21 +0000 UTCColostrum as a health food makes me very sad for the baby cows 😢
KWV
2025-02-06 09:16:42 +0000 UTCHear me out: MP/ IBCK crossover episode on the Landmark Forum OR a deeper dive on MP of Landmark/One Taste/Cafe Gratitude on the main feed. They are some of the original griftiest grifters. I have literally fielded recruitment attempts from them in my youth! 🙏🏼 I am... Hopeful 😉
Christine T
2025-02-04 23:08:52 +0000 UTCAubrey: "So animal rights activists bombed--" Me: !! Aubrey: "--their yelp reviews" Me: ..
Crystal4 Owen
2025-02-03 19:36:33 +0000 UTCAs a new mom, I’m dying at Michael explaining colostrum
Laura Mahler
2025-02-03 19:29:16 +0000 UTCPS: I was just re-listening to the 2021 Grifties and Michael said then he was researching a full length episode on Noom and … just checking in on that :)
M Ebadolahi
2025-02-03 06:15:48 +0000 UTCWOOMB juice
Lindsey Hoover
2025-02-02 18:26:46 +0000 UTCThere's evidence about stress and chronic conditions , etc not sure about life expectancy specifically
SC
2025-02-02 04:54:52 +0000 UTCJust listened to Blue Zone episode and the mention of the Seventh Day Adventists made me laugh due to what wasn't said. SDAs don't just eat more vegetables, they are literally vegetarians, don't drink alcohol and have a fitness part of their faith. They don't show up in Saturday sports because Saturday is their Sabbath. They do a lot more than diet.
SC
2025-02-02 04:47:59 +0000 UTCI just listened to the episode on “blue zones”. Is there any evidence to suggest that the stress of not knowing where you’re going to live or where your next meal is going to come from for yourself and family would have an effect on life expectancy?
Mary Howley
2025-02-02 00:51:22 +0000 UTC*dr now
jennifer bisson
2025-02-02 00:02:35 +0000 UTCWhat are your thoughts on drugs now
jennifer bisson
2025-02-02 00:02:21 +0000 UTCI love ALL the episodes, but this one had the full spectrum of Aubrey's laugh types, each of which is more delightful than the next and makes me smile every time I hear one.
fatvikingballet
2025-02-01 17:05:09 +0000 UTCBonus Episode request - Interval Weight Loss - there's a guy a Sydney Uni promoting something called Interval Weight Loss - the idea is that you lose weight for 1 month, then stay at that weight for a month, and then do another month of weight loss etc. His name is Dr Nick Fuller.
SC
2025-01-31 23:36:03 +0000 UTCThat was Amazebowls!
Alysha Pitts
2025-01-31 21:32:08 +0000 UTCMichael’s thoughts on what colostrum is 😂
Emily Munday
2025-01-31 20:38:07 +0000 UTCI have this weird urge to make a smoothie now. I've never made one in my life.
Kimberly Robinson
2025-01-31 18:16:26 +0000 UTCOh sad. I can't upload images... just dropping a line to let you know the "Hap-penis is an inside job" made me immediately assume the person who wrote that headline runs in Buddhist circles. There is a book called 'Happiness is an Inside Job' by Sylvia Boorstein. She is affiliate with the Insight Meditation folks, so very white, very affluent convert Buddhists.
Kait Hatch
2025-01-30 21:23:29 +0000 UTCThis is highly entertaining but GOOD GRIEF people will buy some ridiculous shit! Thanks, Aubrey & Michael, for putting yourselves through this for us.
AliceMerray
2025-01-30 12:38:26 +0000 UTCI cannot tell you how much I loved this episode—you two bring me so much joy 😊
Shannon Littrell
2025-01-30 01:53:39 +0000 UTCAubrey should be eligible for financial compensation for having to say “stay harder for longer”
Nikki Robison
2025-01-29 18:06:32 +0000 UTCThe fact Michael doesn’t know what colostrum is come on bro 😂
J Phoebus
2025-01-29 16:47:56 +0000 UTCThis was the laugh I needed, thank you
Laura Clowder
2025-01-29 14:55:53 +0000 UTCMe too, I was taking a walk and was laughing out loud like someone unhinged!
Marike Colyn
2025-01-29 10:51:59 +0000 UTCI continue to be very grateful for the two of you.
Sarah Michelle White
2025-01-29 04:43:43 +0000 UTCI have never laughed this hard at an episode. I needed this today. Thank you.
Lauren Schechter
2025-01-29 00:09:24 +0000 UTCAlso, one of my coworker’s kids formerly worked at Pressed Juicery and she would bring in BAGS of the little juice shots that they were going to throw out at the end of the day.
Codie
2025-01-28 22:24:40 +0000 UTCWhen I first moved to LA I lived in Silverlake and I am SO glad I was nowhere near the Erewhon because I would have just thrown stuff at people
Codie
2025-01-28 21:57:09 +0000 UTCThis is what I needed to detach myself from the impending daily doom anxiety.
Kim Lewis
2025-01-28 20:40:10 +0000 UTCThe syringe is giving the substance, traumatic.
laurel crouse
2025-01-28 19:43:43 +0000 UTCI am sick and grumpy and this episode made me smile and laugh. Thank you!
Samantha
2025-01-28 16:42:34 +0000 UTCHello dear Mike and Aubrey! Thank you for a hilarious taste test episode. Please, PLEASE post more episodes. I know you’re tired and I fully support work life balance and I don’t in any way mean to detract from your efforts to adopt a more reasonable production schedule. BUT WE NEED YOU. And main feed listeners need you. ♥️
M Ebadolahi
2025-01-28 01:29:09 +0000 UTCIf y’all want me to break that pun all the way down for you, let me know.
Tiaragram
2025-01-28 00:04:05 +0000 UTCThe only restaurant gimmick I want from Utah is the Training Table phone. (Bring it back!)
Kate Mikell
2025-01-27 23:07:11 +0000 UTCThis episode lives rent free in my head to this day
Demetria Johnson
2025-01-27 21:21:40 +0000 UTCSwamp Health seems like it could be a big new(ish) craze as we ponderously circle the Fad Wheel. Pack your body in moss and gator pee for that fresh from the peat bog look!
Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel
2025-01-27 20:57:18 +0000 UTCAlso, by the way, I will slap you with a fistful of money if you open Cafe Ingrate.
Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel
2025-01-27 20:55:28 +0000 UTCThe amount of times I said 'EW' out loud while helplessly giggling during the Hap-penis section
Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel
2025-01-27 20:53:33 +0000 UTCCafe Gratitude has been my Roman Empire, too, Aubrey! There was one in Santa Cruz where I live and I refused to go because I refused to go along their bullshit. It closed after 13 years in business in October ‘23. And I agree with Michael, I would much rather have people be cringe and super positive than cruel. Just not for me…
Cori Bogle
2025-01-27 20:45:39 +0000 UTCThis was hilarious!
Kathleen Wynd
2025-01-27 18:42:07 +0000 UTCAs a dog owner i have to say that the syringe DOES look almost identical to the big plastic syringe that one of my dog’s supplements (canikur) comes in lmao
Gay Tutter
2025-01-27 17:32:24 +0000 UTCI needed this episode today!
Nina Bee
2025-01-27 17:23:25 +0000 UTCI thought Michael and Aubrey had never met in person before. Did I imagine that? It seemed like they were together for this recording.
Chelsea Carr
2025-01-27 16:31:30 +0000 UTCMichael we names our pet rat Hobbes after you
sm
2025-01-27 13:57:50 +0000 UTCY'all are a national treasure. "I am suing" is the best signoff zinger Michael's ever done.
Dash
2025-01-27 03:29:13 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
Regina Randolph
2025-01-26 23:42:42 +0000 UTCThe part about the pee smelling tester made me think of the Nora Ephron essay about vaginal sprays. . .there was a testers for those, too. It's called "Dealing with the, uh, Problem" I think.
Marie Becker
2025-01-26 21:07:45 +0000 UTCListening to this episode made me smile more in one hour than I have in the last week. Genuinely... Thank you for bringing some joy.
Joshua Field
2025-01-26 20:38:22 +0000 UTCI needed all the snippets from the Hap-Penis post to be read by Alex Mofat in his “guy who just bought a boat” SNL character.
Darcy Allen De Gracia
2025-01-26 17:30:19 +0000 UTCI live in such a milk based culture I’ve eaten colostrum many times in my life. There is a desert in Finland that is traditionally made either from colostrum or a mix of regular milk and eggs, basically baked farmer’s cheese. At some point my aunt had so much extra colostrum from her granddaughter’s farm she used it in casseroles instead of regular cream. I have known a couple of farmers with cows throughout my life and generally either gotten or bought the colostrum straight from them. Even though baby cows drink most of it, there seems to often be a few liters extra. It doesn’t surprise me that its a health fad, since it is ofc very nutritious and also because it’s rare and hard to get, so you can sell it for more. I do think transportoiting, storing and selling it in large quantities is potentially risky in similar ways than any unpasteurized milk is — in my cousin’s farm they usually just freeze it for personal use and to give away, which is not as safe as getting it to the milk processing plant to be pasteurized and packaged in a sterile environment. But because the quantities are small and you get it so infrequently, processing it in a plant makes no financial sense. And it coagulates in heat like eggs, so idk if it can be pasteurized. TL;DR would not buy it from the store but would buy from a farmer I trust.
Taru Kortelainen
2025-01-26 10:14:21 +0000 UTCAlso, gosh, won't share details to be respectful, but have definitely had time in the Cafe Gratitude world.
Guru Mantra Khalsa
2025-01-26 05:03:56 +0000 UTCSo wonderful, and appreciated in these times. Y'all are great. Thanks for doing what you do.
Guru Mantra Khalsa
2025-01-26 05:00:15 +0000 UTCI laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Deanna
2025-01-26 01:56:20 +0000 UTCYikes! I can't believe you guys tried all of those at once! You must have had wild poops that day 😳😱
Regina Myers
2025-01-26 01:25:22 +0000 UTCOh my god, I laughed so hard. You both are amazing! Thank you, thank you!
Gretchen parkison
2025-01-25 23:18:41 +0000 UTCIt's great the Mike doesn't want to be mean to the workers at the cursed affirmation cafe. How. Ever. Any affirmation that is not silent self- affirmation is a human rights violation. If it is not violent ablism, it is damn close. Do Not try to insert this kind of bullshit into my mental health and sensory issues. Go quietly. Anyway, as an devoted from-the-start MP fan, thanks for the info and the especially good laughs.
Amy
2025-01-25 22:57:56 +0000 UTCOmg Michael that is NOT what colostrum is 😂😂 Colostrum has nothing to do with the placenta…it’s the first nutrient dense milk that the body makes right after birth. Lasts for about 2-4 days in humans and then turns to the “regular” white/watery milk. I have heard of people drinking human colostrum and like NO. YOU ARE NOT A BABY, eat like an adult 😂
Misty Pratt
2025-01-25 20:34:31 +0000 UTCYES
Jessica Lietzan
2025-01-25 20:22:45 +0000 UTCSo that was a fuckin riot.
Jessica Lietzan
2025-01-25 20:22:12 +0000 UTCI went to a couple different locations of Café Gratitude before it closed! Stoked that you’re mentioning it!
Andrea Foster
2025-01-25 19:58:49 +0000 UTCI’m so sorry!
Alyssa Boyle
2025-01-25 19:10:58 +0000 UTCBTW that “pool water” taste you got from that one drink was likely due to the aloe vera. I remember buying an entire gallon at Trader Joe’s back in the day (for what reason I do not recall). I could barely get it down and dumped the majority of it down the sink. Truly vile.
Alyssa Boyle
2025-01-25 19:09:50 +0000 UTCFor the curious, here’s a recipe that’s a great dupe for the Hailey Bieber Smoothie. I’m vegan so I sub 1/2 scoop of vanilla protein powder for the vanilla collagen. The key to this smoothie is the Zuma Valley coconut cream. I buy it in the freezer packs. Makes everything more exciting! https://www.yummymummykitchen.com/2023/08/hailey-bieber-erewhon-strawberry-skin-smoothie.html
Alyssa Boyle
2025-01-25 19:00:41 +0000 UTCMy Nanny, who was from Brooklyn, used to say terlit.
Janine
2025-01-25 16:10:24 +0000 UTCJust a heads up: some people have very bad reactions to magnesium! I took it as a tester before a red eye flight and I threw up the whole next day. My doctor says that just happens to some people 🤷🏻♀️. So be careful out there!
Becky
2025-01-25 15:56:23 +0000 UTCI live in San Diego, it’s like that! I hate it here.
Janine
2025-01-25 15:53:01 +0000 UTCI would love to see a pic of Michael and Aubrey together, but I don’t think that’s gonna happen.
Janine
2025-01-25 15:42:34 +0000 UTCI laughed so hard at that!!
Janine
2025-01-25 15:40:17 +0000 UTC"I am suing" at the end had me cackle 🤣🤣🤣love u guys!!
Elena Tognoni
2025-01-25 09:04:12 +0000 UTCToo many memories of spending most of my salary on fancy food when living in LA 😆
itsanart
2025-01-25 03:01:11 +0000 UTCCame here to say this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
dani47
2025-01-25 02:55:52 +0000 UTCCame here to make sure somebody pointed this out! 😀
Liz L
2025-01-25 02:55:13 +0000 UTCAubrey's wheeze laughing is worth every damn dime I pay for this subscription... 😂😂😂😍❤️
Dana Batho
2025-01-25 01:39:25 +0000 UTCIt’s been a loonnngg time since a podcast had me laughing so hard, I’m crying! In these dark, dark days, I needed this- thank you!!
Amy Hansell
2025-01-25 01:30:26 +0000 UTCi grew up in the back of a health food store & i’d fully memory holed the chlorophyll era until this episode. i feel like it overlapped with a big wave of bluegreen algae & brown liquid iron supplements, so the whole vibe of “health” was very swampy in my experience circa y2k. chlorophyll was def the best of that bunch taste-wise to me at the time, & i at least liked the idea that i was photosynthesizing even if it didn’t make much sense.
Emmet L.F. Cameron
2025-01-24 22:54:09 +0000 UTCOn King of the Hill S1, Peggy has to teach sex ex and learned to say « penis » out loud and starts with « happiness » then dropping the « hap ». I’d like to think it’s a deep KOTH reference, but I fear it is not!
Krystal
2025-01-24 21:40:31 +0000 UTCI am sure people have already commented on the colostrum, but just in case... colostrum is the pre-milk breast milk expressed in the first couple of days after the baby is born. It has nothing to do with the placenta, and is quite important to early infant health (a lot of passive immunity). As I am not a newborn calf, I do not (and nor does anyone else) need cow colostrum.
Anna Jane
2025-01-24 21:39:32 +0000 UTCThis is genius!
Kayla Childs
2025-01-24 20:58:04 +0000 UTCReishwaganda 😂
Hannah Senior
2025-01-24 19:14:56 +0000 UTCThe idea that “if some of a supplement is good, then more must be better” is the basis for our oft-repeated pharmacy assessment that “patient has very expensive pee.” Your body can only metabolize a certain amount of any product at a time and the rest is usually excreted out so you’re literally pissing away your money (and possibly compromising your kidney function.) Worse yet are the fat-soluble supplements that can build up to toxic levels in your body. So all this nonsense about the ‘health benefits’ taking x-times more than the dietary guidelines is not only bullshit, but can be dangerous.
Jen Turner
2025-01-24 18:41:11 +0000 UTCFrom this day forth, anytime someone complains at work, I’m going to hit them with a “it could be worse, you could be a designated pee sniffer”
Jen Turner
2025-01-24 18:16:28 +0000 UTCMike’s guess as to where colostrum comes from made me guffaw. Not placenta-adjacent at all
Jen Turner
2025-01-24 17:28:47 +0000 UTCWhaaatt? I didn’t know that! I don’t have the same label on the package I get but that might be a US/Canada thing. I’m off to do some more investigating…
Jen Turner
2025-01-24 17:27:00 +0000 UTCBoth of your openings were 💯! (I did finish the episode and went back to relisten)
Monica Lafaire
2025-01-24 16:28:52 +0000 UTCI took a bite of my breakfast sandwich just as Michael said how the man smelled in Trader Joe’s. Aubrey, I too wretched! Lol Thanks for laughs today.
Breann Cobble
2025-01-24 15:37:26 +0000 UTCMichael saying, “Grift me” and all I want now is merch with “Grift Me Daddy” on it!
Caryn Bird
2025-01-24 15:35:14 +0000 UTCTHANKSSSS for this most hilarious, most “after dark” bonus episode! As a person dealing with lotsa mystery medical nonsense, big hugs to Michael (but they’re just regular virtual hugs, they’re not magic or imbued with anything—calm down). Unrelated: because I never see Michael’s face but have been listening for years, my brain has now married Mike’s voice to Christian Siriano’s likeness, another “miniature homosexual gentleman.” Come on, brain, let’s untangle this gorgeous gay knot, please!
LadySwayze
2025-01-24 15:35:05 +0000 UTCWait wait wait why did you not flag that Café Gratitude has a collaboration menu with MEDICAL MEDIUM? The crossover that nobody asked for! One of the specials is called ‘I am Trustworthy’ which seems like very wishful thinking on their part… 😅
Kate Litwin
2025-01-24 13:21:33 +0000 UTCThank you for this, I go into fight or flight mode as soon as I hear any kind of gagging noises 😭 going to have to figure out a better time to listen lol
Aurora Chapp
2025-01-24 12:14:52 +0000 UTCThere’s a newish restaurant here in Utah that sounds like it might be a knockoff of cafe gratitude and I never realized until now! (This a very on-brand thing for Utah to do. )
Megan Thornton
2025-01-24 05:43:09 +0000 UTCThe Abounding River game is on ebay!
Amelia
2025-01-24 05:33:12 +0000 UTC"Steve, you're the piss boy now"
ARL & JP
2025-01-24 02:22:57 +0000 UTCYou guys are honestly the best. I could listen to the two of you talk about anything.
Molly F
2025-01-24 02:15:26 +0000 UTCI am erect for everyone's funeral. 🤣
AJ
2025-01-24 01:38:50 +0000 UTCThat's crazy! A friend of mine recently had an acute, severe asthma attack. Was surprised when she said they put her on a magnesium drip. Didn't know magnesium played such an important function in our bodies.
ARL & JP
2025-01-24 01:38:17 +0000 UTCI am suing 🤣
Sydney Booker
2025-01-24 00:42:54 +0000 UTCI have a very suggestible gag reflex. My cat’s entire body does that xenomorph peristalsis? I leave the room. If someone in a movie even makes the “uh oh!” gaggy face, I react. Fake blood and gore, no problem. But off-screen vomit vocalizations, and the echoey splash in the toilet? Hell no. So this episode was hard, but all worth it.
Jeanne H-B
2025-01-24 00:40:01 +0000 UTCthis is what I imagine socal is ....go with god y'all cos I cant
Kayla Johnson
2025-01-24 00:34:19 +0000 UTCThat’s so interesting.. becuz as someone who’s been a variety of weights “I am enough” was always the affirmation I allowed. When I was 70-240lbs on a 5ft frame, being not enough was always something I was afraid of. I’m never big or small enough and both at once to the point where my nightmares are things changing
brennabean
2025-01-24 00:27:14 +0000 UTCDude re: vital proteins being an ingredient in that smoothie, when you buy vital proteins collagen peptides and unscrew the lid, there’s a seal with a warning saying something like “READ THIS: By opening and using this product, you agree to be bound by our Terms and Conditions, fully set forth at vitalproteins.com/tc, which include a mandatory arbitration agreement. If you do not agree to be bound , please return this product immediately.” !!! UNHINGED. They have a prop65 warning aka may have lead in products
Karin
2025-01-24 00:09:54 +0000 UTC“I am suing” was the best outro
Emily Wiseman
2025-01-23 23:59:37 +0000 UTCI needed this laugh today thank you
Sara Urban
2025-01-23 23:19:11 +0000 UTCI lived in San Francisco near cafe gratitude during its heyday and demise 2006-2013. I ate there often the first few years cuz the food was delicious. Obvs cringey vibes and the staff was not genuinely happy. Even cringier was the offshoot VEGAN MEXICAN restaurant Gracias Madre slapped in the center of the gentrifying Mission (Latino) neighborhood, owned by the same cult members. Beyond!
Emily Baker
2025-01-23 22:32:51 +0000 UTCHonestly, I think the colostrum bros would make for an absolutely wild episode cause I've heard tale of fitness guys who will actually contact pregnant women/milk banks for their colostrum instead of just using like cow colostrum.
De Roche
2025-01-23 22:09:00 +0000 UTCThat smoothie better come with a reusable cup if I'm forking over $24 for it.
De Roche
2025-01-23 22:02:33 +0000 UTCUnlike Michael I love all drinks especially dumb bitch juices despite knowing better. This episode has me hooting and hollering with laughter thanks so much!
Coco
2025-01-23 21:50:48 +0000 UTCNooooo colostrum is not extra placenta AAA aaaaaaa!!!!! Hahahah it's the pre-milk produced by mammals before the milk "comes in" hahahaha
Kasia
2025-01-23 21:49:53 +0000 UTCOmg pls don’t judge LA by theses crazy places, there are normal ppl here!😆😆❤️❤️
Vanessa Parr
2025-01-23 21:19:55 +0000 UTCmy psychiatrist was for my first 2 years as her patient OBSESSED with recommending bee pollen for my pmdd, it always felt so much like a sponsored product. I told her I tried it and it didn't work so she would stop recommending it to me. It's really expensive, I had already gone the supplements route with no results. my psych meds work well though smh
S P
2025-01-23 20:15:22 +0000 UTCThe number of people who told me to put mine on my eczema to cure it was astounding. People really think this stuff is magic!
Katherine Sherman
2025-01-23 20:12:01 +0000 UTCCanadian ER nurse here: There are studies looking at the corilation between magnesium and muscles - specifically the heart, it's becoming increasingly common to check the Mg levels of patients with heart palpitations, and have added it to the regime of IV medications we give complex patients
Hannah Goodbrand
2025-01-23 20:05:08 +0000 UTCI could listen to this type of content from you guys for hours! I'm a (non-diet) dietitian and the magnesium topic comes up a lot with clients - basically we discuss that the evidence is mixed, but can be worth a try for sleep and anxiety (similar things could be said for so many supplements! On a related note, DSHEA would be such a great MP topic...Marion Nestle's book Food Politics also has a great chapter on it). Anyway, just today after listening to this last night, a client brought up magnesium and I felt like I had Mike's voice in my head summarizing the literature :)
Grace Sinopoli
2025-01-23 20:00:36 +0000 UTCCame here to say this too...colostrum is far from a "waste product." My partner is a bovine vet and talks about how important it is for calves to drink the colostrum produced by the cow. Whether humans should drink other species colostrum is, uh...another question entirely
Anaxyrus
2025-01-23 19:53:38 +0000 UTCCalling it liquid gold makes me want to hurt lol.
Krystal Taylor
2025-01-23 19:40:20 +0000 UTCI love Aubrey's laugh! It's so musical and joyful. Thanks for another fun episode!
Krystal Taylor
2025-01-23 19:39:49 +0000 UTCFun fact, colostrum IS actually extremely healthful and important to humans…when we are 1-2 days old & it is human colostrum. 😆
Bookewyrme
2025-01-23 19:39:45 +0000 UTCThe taste tests had me laughing so hard that I slowed way down walking to my office, doubled-over. Really appreciate y'all's dedication. 🤣
dotsara
2025-01-23 19:23:47 +0000 UTCLmao colostrum is also cow milk. It’s just the milk that comes in right after birth that eventually turns to regular milk. Humans make it too, it’s also called “liquid gold”
Mychal Shifrah Molayem
2025-01-23 19:02:10 +0000 UTCRandom non episode comment. You guys got a shout out on behind the bastards Oprah episodes! 😂 Also love these episodes.
Trevor
2025-01-23 18:35:04 +0000 UTCI love these taste test episodes. Very hilariously, I *was* breastfeeding while listening to this episode and did a double-take at colostrum being placenta or "womb juice" (amniotic fluid?) rather than milk. I totally know that is not one of the things researched (I mean, what an endless series of rabbit holes for every ingredient in one of these foods), but it totally caught me off guard. Granted, there is no good reason for an adult human to drink colostrum but it's no surprise at all that someone would market it as such.
Tori Groene-Zeigler
2025-01-23 17:57:03 +0000 UTCIT SHOULD BE HAP-PENIS COMES FROM WITHIN
Molly Cahen
2025-01-23 17:42:27 +0000 UTCshouldn’t at least one of the Happenis smoothies be made out of green m&m’s?
lazyoilpainter
2025-01-23 17:37:27 +0000 UTCI gotta say, relistening did in fact make the opening joke funnier 😂🩷
Morgan
2025-01-23 17:13:10 +0000 UTCThose scientists were drawing straws with shaky hands and racing hearts, praying that they wouldn’t have the be the pee sniffer
Sei B
2025-01-23 17:03:49 +0000 UTCThis is so funny and at the same time I had to completely turn the volume down at times due to mouth noises. I know I am complaining about mouth noises on a taste test episode ,you don't have to tell me lol. Just maybe...lean away from the mic (or the Mike)
Emily C
2025-01-23 16:07:09 +0000 UTC“I’m erect at everyone’s funeral!” My coffee fully came out my nose - no, not mushroom coffee.
Samantha Atkinson
2025-01-23 15:34:09 +0000 UTCAgreed! This was a hilarious breath of fresh air. Loved every minute.
Samantha Atkinson
2025-01-23 15:21:58 +0000 UTCMy brother recently moved in with me and he is a joe brogan. He is on the disgusting mushroom coffee, only eats meat, and loves to cleanse. It's all too much! I hate my bathroom now.
bluejean101
2025-01-23 14:44:31 +0000 UTCI really needed the laughs today. Thank you for always delivering. I also need to know how many emails Mike got about colostrum so please follow up.
Kristi Brokaw
2025-01-23 14:35:16 +0000 UTCPeggy Hill was a role model when I was a teen. I need to watch that ep!
Emily Baker
2025-01-23 14:26:34 +0000 UTC"I'm erect at EVERYONE'S funeral," is my major takeaway from this episode
Theresa Pizza
2025-01-23 14:25:33 +0000 UTCMy friends called it Crappay Attitude😂
Emily Baker
2025-01-23 14:18:39 +0000 UTCJuicy
Emily Baker
2025-01-23 14:04:06 +0000 UTC🤣
Emily Baker
2025-01-23 14:02:59 +0000 UTCSuch a common saying😂
Emily Baker
2025-01-23 13:59:29 +0000 UTCI thought at least one explanation for aphrodisiacs was that they were vitamin rich foods in a time when nutrition was not on people’s minds or food was more scarce. But as I type that out, I realize that that’s probably a lie too 😂🤣
Sheryl
2025-01-23 13:54:08 +0000 UTCYay my suggestion, kreation, was done! Their smoothie bowls are rly so good but their products and wellness BS are insane. My mom and I also went to cafe gratitude and had a good laugh
Stella Foreman
2025-01-23 13:39:12 +0000 UTC“Speaking of boner- I feel like I just drank one.” Is this my favourite episode???
T
2025-01-23 13:36:25 +0000 UTCThank you for the laughs! So needed in these dark times.
Ashley Ezzio
2025-01-23 13:19:27 +0000 UTCI just started and Mike's chair dialogue is cracking me up I love it SO much
Ryan
2025-01-23 12:43:18 +0000 UTCOmg you guys must have spent the afternoon in the bathroom! Awful!
Cello chicka
2025-01-23 12:42:07 +0000 UTCYeah, this is something people should pay attention to, but for anyone who is concerned, there are magnesium supplements with low or no Vitamin B6
Charlotte KL
2025-01-23 10:58:56 +0000 UTCI'm not sure what the situation is in the US. In Australia there's been a few cases of B6 toxicity, it's often added to other supplements, including magnesium. https://www1.racgp.org.au/newsgp/clinical/i-couldn-t-walk-gp-s-personal-story-of-vitamin-b6
SC
2025-01-23 09:11:22 +0000 UTCI think that's true for most supplements, not the specific symptoms, but that they're only beneficial if you have an actual deficiency... It's also, in high doses, a laxative
SC
2025-01-23 09:04:09 +0000 UTCCafe Graditude should have a chlorophyll item called I am Photosynthesizing
CL the frog
2025-01-23 07:06:17 +0000 UTCI used to teach in Vacaville and had the same reaction! Shout out to Vacaville!
moon lagoon
2025-01-23 06:15:31 +0000 UTCThey locked someone in a room, made them smell a bunch of pee, and then concluded that chlorophyll didn't work? Please tell me that poor person got hazard pay
Momo
2025-01-23 05:40:24 +0000 UTCDYING because I didn’t realize cafe gratitude still exists!! Went there 20 years ago in NorCal and loved their raw lemon meringue pie but hated the vibe 😂
Shannon Ryan
2025-01-23 05:32:10 +0000 UTCSo stoked on the perfumetok mention. Aubrey if you ever want to chat scents………lmk
Chloe Smith
2025-01-23 04:52:43 +0000 UTCOn magnesium—I’ve always understood it as if you are deficient in magnesium you can have issues like anxiety and sleep problems (and muscle cramps) so taking supplements can help in that situation, but if you are not deficient taking extra magnesium doesn’t do much. So the doctor should probably have said *try* taking magnesium and see if it helps.
CLC
2025-01-23 04:09:17 +0000 UTCit makes me sad all the baby cows maybe not getting it now that it's so trendy tho - mama only makes so much!
Trish Hoskins
2025-01-23 03:52:15 +0000 UTCI came here to read through the comments to see if anyone else was mentioning this. I can't believe that two extremely online gay millennials talking about Cafe Gratitude didn't reference that!
Ruth Alderson
2025-01-23 03:37:14 +0000 UTCI use the same syringe to give my cats meds when they have diarrhea, not lying.
Rahat Sharif
2025-01-23 03:32:32 +0000 UTCThe occasional Spanish affirmation for Mexican food is wild.
Sarah Niskanen
2025-01-23 03:26:18 +0000 UTCAlso hilarious to hear my hometown - Vacaville - mentioned. For future reference it’s pronounced Vacaville like the Spanish pronunciation of the word “Vaca” for cow - bc it’s literally Cow Town California! Most ppl not from there pronounce it how you did though
Aubrey Boggs
2025-01-23 02:59:07 +0000 UTCThis episode was great! Worth noting colostrum is from the mammary glands - not the womb! Pregnant people sometimes have colostrum leaking before birth but it’s the first milk for babies, cows and humans alike, and it’s incredibly nutritious! It’s very golden and sticky & the best possible nutrition for a newborn :) the hormones from the placenta help create colostrum so I guess womb juice isn’t too far off 😅 It’s actually fascinating stuff to read about! Colostrum and mammal milk are pretty amazing.
Aubrey Boggs
2025-01-23 02:48:16 +0000 UTCDidn’t Jason Mraz part own cafe gratitude at one point?
Taylor Smith
2025-01-23 02:28:10 +0000 UTCI just went to check out the Cafe gratitude menu and there's a Medical Medium collab menu?!? Maintenance Phase inception!!
Rhonwyn Vaudrey
2025-01-23 02:12:12 +0000 UTCHaha I know those big liquid syringes because it was a Goth Club thing in the 2010's to serve them with blood red or bright blue (zydrate) cocktails! So cute and tacky
DrearyTina
2025-01-23 02:10:26 +0000 UTCWhat a joy. My favorite MP content. Thank you Mike and Aubrey.
Maggie
2025-01-23 02:09:28 +0000 UTCChlorophyll nostalgia! Clorets was introduced in 1951 (discontinued in 2015). Clorets contained Actizol, a proprietary ingredient containing chlorophyll, which was claimed to act as an effective way eliminate mouth odor. It was a popular gum all through my teen years.
Mickey Coalwell
2025-01-23 01:41:17 +0000 UTCI’ll never forget never going to Cafe Gratitude in SF. Once I heard about the cults and the sayings it was a no for me!
PeasAndCarrots
2025-01-23 01:36:04 +0000 UTCThat’s so SF 😂
PeasAndCarrots
2025-01-23 01:35:15 +0000 UTCThe colostrum thing had me head scratching too. I blindly trust Michael and maybe need to remember in future he too is human 🤣
Rebecca Zieler
2025-01-23 01:09:54 +0000 UTCAudrey's "I am aroused" sent me🤣
Elise
2025-01-23 01:00:12 +0000 UTC“3… 2… 1… sheep!” Made me laugh SO hard and I’m going to find as many places to use that as possible. 🐑
bee
2025-01-23 00:56:14 +0000 UTCWHEN DOES THE MP SPARKLE PENIS MERCH DROP???
bee
2025-01-23 00:26:31 +0000 UTCThis is the very first time I have ever heard of Cafe Gratitude and I now pledge that before I go to my grave, I will burn every single one of them to the ground. How utterly insufferable.
bee
2025-01-23 00:07:59 +0000 UTCOMG I just had a hilarious memory which is that there was a vegan restaurant in San Francisco called Ananda Fuara. I ate lunch there one day and the lady at the table next to mine asked her waiter for a hug. He refused and then goes “do you still want to eat here?” and she sighed and goes “yeah. I mean, it’s no Gratitude, but I’m a hungry vegan.”
Claire Gunter
2025-01-23 00:03:26 +0000 UTClol thank you, came here to say this
Jennifer Wyse
2025-01-23 00:00:09 +0000 UTCGotta say, I appreciate that Mike has said, "We live in hell," in all episodes since November. Definitely feeling that.
CJ
2025-01-23 00:00:06 +0000 UTCIf I could bottle Michael’s giggles and Aubrey’s full-throated laughter, I’d never be blue again. Thank you both so much.
Diana Deacon
2025-01-22 23:41:48 +0000 UTC“I’m erect at everyone’s funeral.” 😂💀
Caitie
2025-01-22 23:11:56 +0000 UTCThis is a truly vintage episode! Thank you so much for making this dark January so much funnier than it has any right to be!!
Louise Gregory
2025-01-22 22:55:01 +0000 UTCThe "ha-penis" reminded me of the episode of King of the Hill where Peggy has to teach sex ed and can't say "penis" so she has to practice saying "happiness" and progressively increasing the emphasis. 😂
Kirsten P
2025-01-22 22:29:41 +0000 UTCAll of the affirmations on the Cafe Gratitude menu are joyous or aspirational except for “I am humble,” which is the only one that’s not white-people food (it's Indian curry). Just incredible. https://cafegratitude.com/pages/cafe-gratitude-menus
Dan Wineman
2025-01-22 22:29:00 +0000 UTCListening to Mike and Aubrey come up with ways to describe how that mushroom coffee tasted like literal shit was *almost* funny enough to make up for Mike not bothering to google colostrum and saying it somehow came out of a cow's vagina instead of mammary glands. Although that was kind of funny too I guess. I thought that LA was such a health oriented place before I moved here. I was shocked to find out that the two most popular food groups for most Angelenos are doughnuts and In N Out. If anyone else is in the LA area, I hope you're okay (also Aubrey's mom!). We were close to the Eaton fire and were very lucky to still have a home to come back to. Sending love to our battered community.
Juliet Nusbaum
2025-01-22 22:12:50 +0000 UTCbitches eatin’ pudding
normsonofagunderson
2025-01-22 22:11:11 +0000 UTCI thought the same thing!
Sarah Korth
2025-01-22 22:08:11 +0000 UTCYes, thank you!!! Really irked by that one.
Magdalena
2025-01-22 22:04:50 +0000 UTCColostrum is not placenta. Come on Michael.
Magdalena
2025-01-22 22:04:06 +0000 UTCMaybe someone already made this comment, but on behalf of anyone who has chestfed a baby, colostrum has nothing to do with placentas (hilarious as the phrase “womb juice” may be), it’s the milk produced by mammals, including humans, immediately before and after the birth of their baby (from the chest/mammary glands before the milk comes in). It is an absolutely amazing substance that protects a newborn’s immune system in its early days of life. And as far as I know, there’s zero fucking reason anyone who’s NOT a newborn mammal should be consuming it, unless you’re milking your own cows I suppose? (in which case it’s probably just a benign thing to drink?)
Tanya Kerssen
2025-01-22 21:54:20 +0000 UTCSo many podcasts try to be funny and AREN’T, but this one and IBCK actually make me laugh so much that it’s dangerous to work out while listening. You’re the GOATS. I AM AROUSED
Gregory Horlacher
2025-01-22 21:20:26 +0000 UTClol. Mike - “I’m more of a solids person”
Angela Tesoriero
2025-01-22 21:13:30 +0000 UTCI use Podcast Addict and this appeared in my feed this morning. I have had issues with other Patreon Podcasts recently though. One appeared, but I couldn't play it and then another one appeared in the Podcast Addict app a full 2 weeks after it appeared on Patreon. I don't have any advice, but I wanted to confirm that this is a frustrating thing I have experienced!!
Mandy Shapiro
2025-01-22 21:04:32 +0000 UTCThat last affirmation made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you for this episode - so much fun for your listeners!
CC Ryder
2025-01-22 20:53:40 +0000 UTCSo jealous that you all have never heard the "Happiness is an inside job" platitude.
Kaitie
2025-01-22 20:49:32 +0000 UTCCafe Gratitude reminds me of the mandatory positivity that managers use to emotionally bully their employees. De-fund the Chipper Police!
Kazoolhu
2025-01-22 20:49:25 +0000 UTCI feel like we can sum up 2025 already with Mike's question: "Why not rat milk?"
S
2025-01-22 20:42:48 +0000 UTCThe pee-smelling room was Steve’s idea.
A C
2025-01-22 20:30:32 +0000 UTCYeah, I had that instant reaction. Colostrum is the first breastmilk that's released immediately after giving birth, and it's even more nutrient-dense than regular breastmilk, sort of to get the baby going while you wait for the regular breastmilk to come in. So bovine colostrum is the same stuff, but from cows. Basically, it's just "milk the cow right after it gives birth and turn that into a fancy expensive supplement."
Anna O.
2025-01-22 19:49:54 +0000 UTCMichael & Aubrey: taste-testing horrifying things For Science Me: laughing so hard in the doctor’s waiting room that I may possibly have pulled an additional muscle
Sylvia Hunter
2025-01-22 19:22:12 +0000 UTCActual fun fact: my team is involved in a study using L- citriline on pediatric cardiopulmonary bypass patients to increase NO production. But to be fair, ours is mixed by pharmacy and isn’t just a shit ton of watermelon
Molly O
2025-01-22 19:21:52 +0000 UTCAnyone else use Podcast Addict and didn't get the download in their feed? This happened to me last month, too...
Stephanie Zielenkievicz
2025-01-22 19:21:13 +0000 UTCOh my gosh I’m so cranky today, thank goodness you posted something so wonderful 😭🙏🎉
Meaghan Cloherty
2025-01-22 19:18:55 +0000 UTCSo uh, I live in Kansas City, we have a Café Gratitude here (I've been once or twice), and this is literally the first time I'm realizing it's like, An LA Thing™ and not just the one vegan restaurant that everyone in KC knows about
Gretchen
2025-01-22 19:11:29 +0000 UTCScreaming with laughter at the end. Well done!
Jamie Fritz
2025-01-22 19:09:46 +0000 UTCYou beat me to it! … honestly I was a bit afraid this place was selling human colostrum at first. But anyway 1000% not womb juice 🤣
Sylvia Hunter
2025-01-22 18:49:27 +0000 UTCThe zinger at the end made my day 😂
KaioKenneth
2025-01-22 18:48:39 +0000 UTCI’m pretty sure magnesium chloride is used to help people poo - not at all the best form for nutrient absorption
James Scillia
2025-01-22 18:48:36 +0000 UTCThat is NOT what colostrum is 🤣🤣
Sarah Korth
2025-01-22 18:47:23 +0000 UTCI don’t know that I need my pee to smell good— ya know? Literally flushed down the terlit
Lacey Birch
2025-01-22 18:41:38 +0000 UTCYou two are my favorite parasocial relationship on the internet🫶
Emily
2025-01-22 18:31:18 +0000 UTCIt’s worked great for me! But totally agree to be careful trying anything like that because they all have “some wild ass health claims” 😂
Daniella
2025-01-22 18:29:58 +0000 UTCSince The Simpsons has already been covered, I'll say that the HapPENIS thing reminded me of an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy is going to be teaching sex ed (I think) and has to work herself up to saying penis by saying Happiness with increasing emphasis on the end of the word. More millennial pop culture for you!
G Smith
2025-01-22 18:22:52 +0000 UTCIs the four point scale tofu, peeled banana, unpeeled banana, and cucumber?
Ryan Rowekamp
2025-01-22 18:21:33 +0000 UTCAs soon as I heard him say that I thought "Oh boy, Mike, you are going to get soooo many emails about this"
Heather Christensen
2025-01-22 18:18:28 +0000 UTCMy mother told me she was having luck using magnesium for sleep, and I said I'd check it out, so she bought me a huge bottle of pills and then a huge bottle of a liquid version for good measure (and then later, she decided it didn't work as well as she thought) . I'm not sure what actual benefit in getting, but I try to remember to take it, just cuz I don't want my mom's money to be wasted.
Meghan Weber
2025-01-22 18:16:30 +0000 UTCPuns 👏 should 👏 be 👏 bidirectional 👏 Replacing one word with another isn't a pun. Slant pun.
Ingrid Russmann
2025-01-22 18:15:33 +0000 UTCComing out this year, my new perfume Pure Basement 😂😂
on vibes 24_7
2025-01-22 17:57:00 +0000 UTCIt seems almost infantilizing... Like playing Mortal Kombat when I was a teen.
Kimberley Gibson
2025-01-22 17:52:17 +0000 UTCWow thank you for this magical pallet cleanser
Marion
2025-01-22 17:51:12 +0000 UTCOk but I’ve been feeling a little sad these past couple days and it would be fun to order an “I am Glorious” with a “I am Magnificent” on the side.
Anne
2025-01-22 17:44:34 +0000 UTCLemon cheesecake on freshly cut grass 😂😂
Angela
2025-01-22 17:43:23 +0000 UTCAbsolutely floored to hear that this tiktok is based on a specific establishment: https://www.tiktok.com/@ghosthoney/video/6924460214494186758
Grace Hach
2025-01-22 17:28:12 +0000 UTCI am ~*haunted*~ 😌
Dana Rockey
2025-01-22 17:27:27 +0000 UTCOh. My. God. Cafe gratitude!!!! It's my roman empire too. The strangest cult there was. To this day, "I am grateful" Is something I think about when ordering drinks. Smh. Thank you for your service.
Clara Villalobos Andino
2025-01-22 17:20:51 +0000 UTCAnd I'm not saying drink it from other animals! It mostly doesn't do any good. But it's most certainly not womb juice
erica perras
2025-01-22 17:16:10 +0000 UTCOh dear that is not at all what colostrum is it's the first super nutrient and antibody dense milk usually produced only in the first day or two after birth
erica perras
2025-01-22 17:15:18 +0000 UTCOregano oil always sounds like it's gonna be good and it is awwwwful 🤣 Oregano is in all my food but that oil is evil somehow. I admittedly really like the stupid ginger lemonade stuff from pressed though.
Helen of What
2025-01-22 17:13:32 +0000 UTCNo, no; bulls don't produce it. It's *cowshittiness.*
Christopher Tate
2025-01-22 16:54:32 +0000 UTCOmg, we went to Cafe Gratitude a couple of times in the early days. It was a Lot™ even for Berkeley - we called it Cafe Attitude. 😆
Christopher Tate
2025-01-22 16:53:24 +0000 UTCMike: I am uncaffeinated 🤨😂
gretchen anderson
2025-01-22 16:47:10 +0000 UTCLol Cafe Gratitude! Haha one of my most nightmarish dining situations. No thanks.
Rebeccuh
2025-01-22 16:40:09 +0000 UTCThis was a classic, and some much-needed humor this week. Thank you for that. ❤️
Amy Braden
2025-01-22 16:35:14 +0000 UTCUgh I had blocked the time I went to Cafe Gratitude from my memory. Ordering by affirmation was sooo cringy. It reminds me of the restaurant scene in Brazil where the waiter would only accept the order if they said the number in french
Tez Vering
2025-01-22 16:32:56 +0000 UTCI am suing 😂😂😂
Franzi
2025-01-22 16:23:46 +0000 UTC“I am mid 🙂↕️” had me DYING
alikelytori
2025-01-22 16:21:26 +0000 UTC“Pounds of nuts” I’m picturing the customers walking out with tons of nuts stuffed in their cheeks like a bunch of squirrels. Wonderful mental cartoon, thank you.
Rachel Webb
2025-01-22 16:19:23 +0000 UTCFormer doula here and I agree with you.
Lorelei
2025-01-22 16:13:23 +0000 UTCFor what it's worth, colostrum is what comes out of a human breast for the day or so after giving birth. It's extremely nutritious...for newborn human babies. No idea what kind of colostrum Ehrewon is peddling but I'm with you on its bullshittiness.
Leela Corman
2025-01-22 16:08:22 +0000 UTCThe one and only time I went to Cafe Gratitude, not only did we have to order the items by their insufferable affirmation names, but before the server would bring the check each of us had to say something we were grateful for. I was thinking to myself, so if I refuse, does that mean I don’t have to pay? Anyway, I thought the food wasn’t very good. Because they use nuts to recreate any animal-based ingredients like cream or cheese, you walk out of there having consumed pounds of nuts. Would not recommend, personally
Jenny
2025-01-22 16:07:37 +0000 UTCPlaces that misspell words (like Kreation Kafe) are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I feel like they’re either trying to be cute (it’s not cute) or they’re intentionally misspelling it because they neither create anything nor is it an actual cafe. It’s the MALK of business naming.
Elizabeth Pitts-Hibbard
2025-01-22 16:06:00 +0000 UTCOmg I am laughing out loud listening to this at the gym. I nearly got squished while doing a lunge 😂😂
Noodles38
2025-01-22 16:05:05 +0000 UTCdear wonderful people! i just listened to your episode about forks over knives and thought "the china study" would definitely be mentioned. have you ever heard of it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_China_Study i would LOVE to find out, if there is anything to it. and by find out it mean listen to you talk about it :D cheers from germany, anna (and i am off to listen to the new bonus episode now!)
anna
2025-01-22 15:51:55 +0000 UTCLook into medical testing history. Smelling and tasting urine has a long history. People even used to ship crates of it on boats to get sampled
Eleanor Penley
2025-01-22 15:49:37 +0000 UTCAs a former LLL leader colostrum is not in fact "extra" placenta. It's the substance made in mammals that nurse their young before the actual milk comes in. It's awful that they take that from baby cows. It's also incredibly important. So I know y'all are being funny but it's not a waste product. It doesn't just have some extra white blood cells. You literally investigate nonsense for hours or days and then randomly throw out phrases like that.
heathermama7
2025-01-22 15:48:23 +0000 UTCLast time I drank something out of a big plastic syringe it was a cocktail called penicillin at Mardi Gras
Errol
2025-01-22 15:42:15 +0000 UTCI thought I was psychic cause so much of this episode sounds familiar and it's cause a lot of what you went over was from exactly one year ago when you did an erawhan review! Including the giggles over MALK
Bella Harris
2025-01-22 15:33:57 +0000 UTCThank you for all the sorely needed laughs.
Julie Ehlers
2025-01-22 15:26:22 +0000 UTCHonestly, after the revolution I will let the rich keep their nasty drinks.
Cate Kneale
2025-01-22 15:08:16 +0000 UTCGOD THE PEE SMELLING GUY!!! I work in healthcare and specifically a long term care facility, I clean old people poop and pee for a living so I feel for this researcher.
Lilith Anderson
2025-01-22 15:03:54 +0000 UTCI cannot stop giggling. Thank you. This is the laugh I needed this week.
Kimberly TT
2025-01-22 15:01:27 +0000 UTCWHAT, Cafe Gratitude is associated with FLAX clothing, srsly??? Okay, then I totally get the level of affirmation-speak here.
Erin
2025-01-22 14:57:54 +0000 UTC"It smells like when I used to jog past the zoo". 😂😂😂
Sheree Speaks
2025-01-22 14:50:14 +0000 UTCI looked up the Cafe Gratitude menu and discovered that they are doing a collab with… the Medical Medium. Color me surprised.
Becky Baker
2025-01-22 14:44:27 +0000 UTCMe, a grown ass adult, hysterically laughing every time one of you said boner. This is exactly what I needed this week. Thank you.
TR
2025-01-22 14:08:31 +0000 UTCY'all, be careful with mushroom coffee. My wife tried to fully switch to mushroom coffee a couple years ago and it caused her some pretty severe GI issues. Beware.
Sean Kufel
2025-01-22 14:08:17 +0000 UTCNot Mike not knowing that colostrum is from early milk production and not womb.. placenta…. something 😂
Kate Litwin
2025-01-22 14:02:29 +0000 UTCepisode please🙏... the aphrodisiac cookbook https://www.intercourses.com/
Ron
2025-01-22 13:42:32 +0000 UTCLOL Michael getting wrecked on something that isn't pronunciation for once
Bev Rogers
2025-01-22 13:33:47 +0000 UTCI know people who take it to recover from migraines and say it works, but they are taking a supplement with waaaay more than you'd ever get from a smoothie.
Allie L.
2025-01-22 13:25:36 +0000 UTCTheir laughter is legit medicine!!
Bec
2025-01-22 13:22:34 +0000 UTCBest outro line ever!!
Rebecca Decoster
2025-01-22 13:16:38 +0000 UTCOMG, the end! I laughed so hard. :D
Charlotte KL
2025-01-22 13:16:32 +0000 UTCI take magnesium for the purpose of relieving muscle cramps (specifically really painful monthly muscle cramps), which in general is a thing, I think, but it helping in my case specifically may just be a strong placebo. I don't care, though, this is bad enough that I'm willing to just do this fairly harmless thing to not feel like shit, and for now it works.
Charlotte KL
2025-01-22 13:10:51 +0000 UTCYou two brighten these dark days 💕
Eliza B
2025-01-22 13:10:37 +0000 UTCNeeded this joyful laughter today, thank you!!!
Kris Racaniello
2025-01-22 12:53:58 +0000 UTCNot even far in, but boy oh boy, this Café Gratitude stuff is making me irrationally angry.
Ulrike Koebele
2025-01-22 12:47:59 +0000 UTCBeat me to it, ha
Darci DeWulf
2025-01-22 12:44:12 +0000 UTCOh, please do an episode about colostrum. Armra brand ads are everywhere...and confession: it's in my cabinet right now because I tried it and it's been the most effective thing in calming down my psoriasis in 20 years. But I don't actually understand why...
Whitney Bush
2025-01-22 12:39:40 +0000 UTCI listened to this to cheer me up while I'm sick, but "Luigi Mangione's dirty briefs" took me out and it hurts to laugh. So now my affirmation is also I Am Suing
Miranda
2025-01-22 12:33:17 +0000 UTCI am EXHILARATED! Yay for taste test bonus episode!
Cathy Seidenberg
2025-01-22 11:53:03 +0000 UTCLandmark Forum has featured on number of podcasts about cults
SC
2025-01-22 11:10:21 +0000 UTC3, 2, 1 Sheep!!!
Elaine Hall
2025-01-22 10:21:46 +0000 UTCHearing you both giggling uncontrollably is the only natural medicine I will ever swear by 💕
Roo
2025-01-22 10:04:22 +0000 UTCTHE GENESIS HAS BLAST PROCESSING
Ugino
2025-01-22 10:03:04 +0000 UTCWhen I saw it was a taste test I knew I would laugh out loud. I was not disappointed.
sarah eaton
2025-01-22 09:53:29 +0000 UTCMy favourite thing about these episodes is the sounds of you guys wandering off or puttering around in the background while prepping the food (or messing with a chair in this case). Always makes me laugh and as such I will not scold Mike for getting colostrum so wrong 😆(you’ve already heard it from enough folks anyhow I think)
Jess Hrudey
2025-01-22 09:51:21 +0000 UTCI was going to be that person, I'm glad someone else did it...
Robyn Harvey
2025-01-22 09:51:04 +0000 UTCI have been to Cafe Gratitude several times when I lived in Berkeley, CA. I moved to New Zealand 17 yrs ago and I had no idea it was still around or that it was a chain. Other than the affirmations and the awkward question of the day, I remember they had these long communal tables and they would intentionally seat you next to strangers! Also it was 100% 'raw' food back then. Cold brew coffee and sprouted 'bread' and everything.
Heather Christensen
2025-01-22 09:48:46 +0000 UTCI am not American and didn't know what café gratitude was. Googled it before turning on the episode and the first thing I see is a smoothie-collab with the medical medium! Hahaha
Al_Ma
2025-01-22 09:39:23 +0000 UTCHumans make it too
sarah eaton
2025-01-22 09:34:38 +0000 UTC*pushes glasses up* Ackkkktually, the rat milk gag and the “malk” gag are different Simpsons jokes. P.S. I’m so sorry that I’m like this…
Wesley Ruttle
2025-01-22 09:25:38 +0000 UTCSo amazed by your commitment to never record in person together 😂😂
Bronagh McA
2025-01-22 08:51:36 +0000 UTC"sparkle penis is an inside job" - the plot of twilight I think, idk I didn't read the books
Dana
2025-01-22 08:44:18 +0000 UTCThat's... not at all what colostrum is.
Kathi
2025-01-22 08:42:28 +0000 UTCCalling colostrum "waste product" triggered me to hell just now, just had a baby and had to collect for weeks because of gestational diabetes 😭 Love the episode tho!
Vanessa H.
2025-01-22 08:39:33 +0000 UTCWrong glands, Michael!!! "Colostrum (from Latin, of unknown origin) is the first form of milk produced by the mammary glands of humans and other mammals immediately following delivery of the newborn.[1] Animal colostrum may be called beestings, the traditional word from Old English dialects.[2] Most species will begin to generate colostrum just prior to giving birth. Colostrum contains antibodies to protect the newborn against disease and infection..."
Miriam
2025-01-22 08:38:05 +0000 UTCMiiiike, that is not what colostrum is 😆 its actually really cool. Not that humans should fuckin drink it though hahaha
Charlotte Coons
2025-01-22 08:25:32 +0000 UTCThat syringe is wild! ETA: I can't believe you didn't order anything from Cafe Gratitude's MEDICAL MEDIUM COLLAB MENU.
Amber Smigiel
2025-01-22 08:25:05 +0000 UTCYAY
Charlotte Coons
2025-01-22 08:16:29 +0000 UTC
