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Added 2024-09-29 01:34:38 +0000 UTCComments
I don't trust no bitch who had a abortion bitch u back doored yo own baby
Almaz
2024-10-02 09:12:10 +0000 UTCJust realized this nigga recycled my shit 😐
taylor
2024-10-01 15:28:16 +0000 UTCIf you got more than 2 BD’s , pls don’t vote 🗳️ you gon pick the wrong guy again
taylor
2024-10-01 13:57:30 +0000 UTCIf you ain’t teach her how to make your sandwich you eating another mf’s sandwich
Jr03
2024-10-01 12:01:32 +0000 UTCMy girl must be a zoophile the way she be fucking with the GOAT -Abraham Lincoln
Kanye_West_Real
2024-09-30 22:01:09 +0000 UTCI got on grindr thinkin it was an app for hustlers…. Whole time these niggas tryna fuck me
Aziah
2024-09-30 11:37:22 +0000 UTCBeing the smallest meat at the train gotta be trash. Shes taking your meat as a break from them real hammers
Ous
2024-09-29 15:58:08 +0000 UTCSoldiers be running around sayin “copy that” your wife is getting cummed in 😭🤦
Ous
2024-09-29 15:56:57 +0000 UTCmy cousin just got shot. Don’t pray for him though I owe buddy $700
Ous
2024-09-29 15:52:27 +0000 UTCI knew I was toxic when I made my girl convert to islam so she had to wear niqab so niggas wouldn't holler at her. I was still eating bacon cheeseburgers the whole time
Ous
2024-09-29 14:39:57 +0000 UTCI kept a girl at the restaurant til 2am waitin for my direct deposit to hit
Ous
2024-09-29 14:25:25 +0000 UTCI bought my PS4 in 2015 from a nigga on Facebook for $130 he handed me that shit and said “I ain’t gone hold you I’m down bad right now” I said mhm and drove off
Ous
2024-09-29 14:24:58 +0000 UTC“Men just don’t appreciate lingerie anymore” “Cuz y’all wearing it to top golf with some panda dunks”💀
Squidward
2024-09-29 05:01:38 +0000 UTCDudes be acting tough as hell and then be googling “rainforest sounds” before bed
taylor
2024-09-29 04:19:24 +0000 UTCNiggas owe you a lil money and start appearing offline on PlayStation 😭💯
taylor
2024-09-29 04:16:01 +0000 UTCThe Radio be like please Chicago put Da guns Down 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 OK up next is Gherbo Kill Shit
SlimSosa Shady
2024-09-29 03:04:19 +0000 UTC“ Diddy gonn be in jail slammin da soap on da shower floor “
Liep
2024-09-29 03:03:05 +0000 UTCIf you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
ykoc
2024-09-29 02:52:34 +0000 UTCWhy is it that broke dudes are the ones most worried about gold diggers?
Ricki B
2024-09-29 02:51:02 +0000 UTCI took my dog to the park n that n word fully walked passed all the dog hoes n he just went to a corner by himself wow real n word shit
Adam Garcia
2024-09-29 02:46:01 +0000 UTCYou can approach any white girl and say “I’m sorry Devin treated you that way” and she will break down crying in front of you
baja blast 773
2024-09-29 02:12:09 +0000 UTCNiggas go to the mall to say how clean a shoe look, just to leave wit a auntie Anne’s pretzel 🥨😭
James IV
2024-09-29 02:02:22 +0000 UTCMy suitcase was 1 pound overweight at bag check so i smiled sweetly at the ticket agent to get away with it… Yall that man said “idk what you doing that for… i got all my teeth too” 😂😂😂
John Gilbert
2024-09-29 01:58:29 +0000 UTC“Why old people always getting discounts on shit…..them niggas had 80 years to stack they bread” 😐😂
BTR JAY
2024-09-29 01:42:06 +0000 UTCIt don’t let us upload pics here
taylor
2024-09-29 01:40:24 +0000 UTCniggas be one person named james nigga yo name jame
Derek Moffett-Ruffin
2024-09-29 01:38:25 +0000 UTCman i got the perfect one for this
Adam Garcia
2024-09-29 01:36:24 +0000 UTC
