WKS: 29 “Good Parenting”
Added 2022-04-25 07:15:43 +0000 UTCyour gunna love this!
All Daddies and Mommies love an easy-to-set up distraction for their little tykes!
sure it’s got some custom parts:
-A Top-End Medical Brain analyzer
-A Jury-Rigged Ocular Intrusion headset
-low-frequency speakers near the ears
but the results are worth it! Just take a look at this happy little customer!
VHS Kiddy shows with hours of custom subliminal editing do all the work for a Busy Daddy like me….
Pop in a diffrent tape for different effects!
-Barney makes my cub particularly baby brained, really regresses em fast, so it’s nice to put on often
-Bear in the Big Blue House Reinforces his incontinence
-Sesame Street affects His internal balance, forcing him to crawl.
and uhhhhh… we don’t put on teletubbies anymor….. that’s how he got so bad to begin with…
SO! I got an extra headset somewhere.…. Wanna plug your tyke in for a playdate?
Comments
Classic!
ABMIKE
2023-01-26 03:59:46 +0000 UTCWhat happened when he watched telletubbies?😳
PobbleCorn
2022-04-26 19:19:01 +0000 UTC
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