The Blog is Back!

If you're an old reader of Bloomin' Faeries!, you'll remember I used to have a blog on the webpage where I talked about my life with faeries. (The posts are still there, you could probably dig them out.) This was something I really enjoyed doing, but life got in the way and I just stopped updating it.

With the pandemic raging on, I can't think of a better moment to reboot it. There aren't as many social interactions now as there used to be, but I can promise you that doesn't stop the faeries from finding ways to miss with me or with people around me.

For those who don't remember the people in my life, here's a quick recap:

Attitude: that one's hard to forget, obviously, but if you've never read my blog, you should know that she's a faerie I once inconvenienced while camping and she's decided to live with me and make my life miserable. She's the size of a Barbie but has all the malice of Ann Coulter during PMS.

Minx: she's another faerie we picked up on the way. I once saved her from being killed by Cleopatra, my pet tarantula. As a reward, she shared her true name with me, and that means I can no longer be the target of most faerie magic. It's also allowed me to develop a "mental nudge," the ability to very slightly influence some people in a sexual way (like crotch itch or a tingly nipples). Since I'm now "Minx's human," Attitude isn't allowed (by faerie law) to mess with me directly, but that doesn't mean I'm safe.

Josephine: A sexy colleague who works right across from me, she's also what we (my faerie friends and me) call a "thrall" in the biz. Thralls are highly susceptible to mental influence, and with the mental "nudge" I now possess (thanks to Minx sharing her true name with me), I can now make her feel anything I want. Over the years, she's discovered I was the source of her inexplicable sexual urges and now knows the faeries in my life. Despite all this, she's engaged to Jules, another colleague at our company (he doesn't know anything).

Brooke: "He" used to be a very successful pickup artist, except he's no longer a He. Thanks to some faerie magic, Brooke is now a hot chick. He (now) knows about faeries and remembers he used to be a man. He's still into chicks, so there's no chance we'll ever hook up. He currently lives in Montreal, so we don't get to see each other in person much. He knows I find his female body very sexy (because it IS!) and doesn't hesitate to call me gay whenever I ogle his breasts. Dude, come on!

Jennifer: Jen is like a young sister to me. She's Asian, geeky, and used to have small breasts—but no longer, thanks to some faerie mischief. The moment these D-cup balloons exploded on her chest, it was like she became a sex fiend. She moved to Quebec City three years ago with her now-steady boyfriend Kenneth, who found a government job downtown. We used to see each other for our weekly gaming night, but that's turned virtual since the beginning of the pandemic.

There are other people in my life at the moment, but those above are the main ones. I'll introduce the rest as we go. And if you think having faeries in your life leads to a fun and wild sex life, well...okay, you're partly right. But it also means a life of public embarrassment, police arrests, restraining orders, and malicious gossip.

Just wait, you'll see.

--Jaycee