Jaycee's Blog - Tue, March 9

To celebrate Quebec City going from Red Zone to Orange Zone and the loosening of some confinement rules, I invited Jennifer and her boyfriend Kenneth over for dinner and card games. It should be noted that neither she nor Kenneth know about faeries, so I have to be on the lookout for Attitude's usual mischief.

Dinner was fine (we ordered fancy pizza from a top tier restaurant), then played a little bit of three-way Magic: the Gathering. (We jokingly call it ménage à trois.) I'm kind of decent at the game, and odds were good I'd win. Attitude, however, decided to make it more "interesting." Thanks to my friendship with Minx, she can no longer cast her magic on me, but everything else is fair game. So she did two things, each equally rotten.

The first is that she animated the characters on the cards. Every time one of my creatures attacked my opponents', it popped out of the card in three dimensions, stripped naked (revealing exaggerated genitalia, some of them gruesome), and sexually assaulted its adversary. Trust me, there are some sex acts in this world that you don't want to see. When that happened for the first time, I squealed with shock. Kenneth and Jennifer looked at me and asked if anything was wrong. I learned later that this is called selective illusions, something I didn't know was possible. I guess you learn something new every day, huh?

The second thing Attitude did was to make Ken & Jen's clothes selectively disappear as I delivered more damage to them. Again, they both seemed unaware of their increased nudity, but I wasn't. The first time I did 3 points of damage to Jen, she lost her shirt. She kept on playing as if nothing happened, her boobs packed quite nicely in a frilly D-cup bra that seemed to struggle to keep everything in check. A dilemma quickly presented itself, one that I suspect Attitude counted on. If there's one thing I can't resist, it's a pair of big breasts, and Jennifer's are quite spectacular since she was magically transformed years ago. (How long is that gonna last anyway?) I struggled not to ogle her, but I suspect she noticed more than once.

My attacks on Ken seemed to have no effect, so my guess was that Attitude was removing clothing items below the table. That was fine with me until he stood up and excused himself to go to the bathroom. Attitude had cleverly removed his pants and underwear first, so his manly gear was on full display. I gotta say, I felt a bit intimidated and averted my eyes, which accidentally fell upon Jennifer's breasts. As she caught my stare, I blushed furiously and looked away again, staring at a plant. Thankfully, Ken didn't notice (he was already walking away). I pretended nothing happened and chatted with Jen until he returned. (Note to self: that plant needs more sunlight; I should move it.)

The rest of the game became a struggle for me. My decisions of who to attack weren't so much based on strategy as they were based on whose nudity would cause me the least discomfort. Compounding the problem, Attitude's selective illusions of the cards turned to obscene versions of Ken and Jen cosplaying the various creatures attacking or being attacked. I became a witness to some pretty twisted sexual cosplay, and seeing as I get easily turned on by cosplay (a story for a later time), these fantasy images were starting to have an effect on me. (You get what I'm saying, right?)

The game finally came to a close, with me "winning" by first eliminating Jennifer, then Ken. If you need a snapshot to visualize how this all ended, just imagine Jennifer and Kenneth standing up to be all lovey-dovey with each other while I'm still sitting at the table, putting away the cards and taking my time so my erection has subsided before I get up.

The morale of this story? Even if you're largely immune to faerie magic, it doesn't mean you're immune to their mischief. They always find a way to mess with you.

--Jaycee