Jaycee's Blog - Fri, August 6
Added 2021-08-06 13:00:08 +0000 UTCCan I just say that sleeping with a massive magical boner is NO FUN AT ALL? Let me share the torture with you through a series of incidents from the last two nights.
- Rolling over (from back to stomach) and accidentally bending the damn thing sideways as you do. YOW!
- Sleeping soundly on your back while the faeries (who have pulled your boxers down) pull it back like a catapult then let it smack you hard in the stomach
- Having a wet dream that DOESN'T have a happy ending, then waking up in a sweat while humping your mattress
- The THROBBING. The goddamn non-stop throbbing! It wakes me up every hour.
- And the balls! Holy crap, they keep filling up. They're about the size of tangerines and they ache something fierce all the time.
I have another five days of this. If Grief didn't lie, it should be over Wednesday, but faerie magic (just like faeries themselves) isn't exactly reliable, y'know?
--Jaycee
Comments
Yeah, I don't have the necessary contacts, and by the time I do, the spell will be gone. But maybe I should be prepared for next time...
Jaycee Knight
2021-08-06 19:43:16 +0000 UTCI suppose you could always find work as a stunt cock on a porno....
A Man with Joe Name
2021-08-06 16:45:57 +0000 UTC
