Jaycee's Blog - Tue, Nov 29

It's been a difficult few weeks. If you're interested in statistics (I know I am), I've tracked my orgasms during the last week. Every single one of them.

During day time, I average 3.2 orgasms an hour. That's between 6 AM and 6 PM. At night, it's a bit slower: 2.8 orgasms an hour. The daily total is a bit above 75 orgasms. You might think that's fun, but it's horribly exhausting. I quickly realized this would be dangerous if I didn't eat or drink properly, so I've made some adjustments. Still, I've lost nearly ten pounds, which actually makes me look more athletic.

[Sorry, just had to pause for a ten-minute orgasm break. I swear, that Mjolnir replica looks very upset with me now. Upside: that made for a pretty cool video and my OnlyFans are gonna love it.]

Topic switch: I'm now over 400 subscribers on my OF page, and in the last few weeks, that's earned me well over $5k in raw earnings. Holy fuck!

[Sorry, another O-break. Seems like writing "holy fuck" triggered a vision of me pleasuring myself with a crucifix hanging in the kitchen. That should cater to my atheist fans...]

Looks like there's good money to be made doing this. It's absolutely exhausting, but I never really have to leave my home. I can order anything I want online (and that includes a collection of costumes that would make Mandy blush).

[Dammit! Sorry about that interruption. I imagined Mandy watching me in that grossly undersized nun outfit and one thing led to another...]

It's only been a few weeks, but it feels like I've been at this for six months. It also feels like I'm back to covid confinement. I absolutely cannot go outside; the risks of me having a masturbation attack in public are just too great. (I did try it in the wee hours of the night, and I swear I'll never sit on that public bench again.) Plus, it's getting damn cold up here, so...

[Aaaand I've just re-enacted what I did to that bench using my leather couch, which I'll need to clean up later.]

[Looks like the thought of cleaning my couch triggered a French maid fantasy, so I just put on that costume and did just that.]

Oh-kayyy... I'm WAY too turned on at the moment, I don't think I can write anything else. Catch up with you all later.

--Jaycee