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#34 - What NOT to do on First Dates (early access)

#34 - What NOT to do on First Dates (early access)

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I ALWAYS HAVE ZANE AND HEATH IN MY DREAMS

Morgan

I am with everyone else, I dream of Zane a lot lol 😆

Jocelin

Heath gives Orange to me. Zane gives yellow. Remi is pink for sure. Alisha gives burgundy.

Allie Kruk

My bf first picked me up in his Camaro n he was complaining about driving it n he told me he had another car n I said “just bring the other if you don’t like driving this one” n he says that’s how he knew I was the one for him lmaoo

Nikkiii

i love the intro! i look forward it to every episode! do not change it !!

Juliana C

actually once zane and alisha came in my dream lol

Aashna Nowlakha

I had a dream about Zane 💗 I moved from Texas to LA bc I wanted to get away from everything dragging me down at home . And I bumped into him at an event and we just hit it off it was the best . Felt almost too real 🤣 and what’s so weird is that it’s my 4 th time probably dreaming about Zane but all I’m different scenarios. Nothing bad just good vibes . Maybe he’s my soulmate or maybe I just watch you guys so much and the funny things he says get stuck in my head and I end up dreaming about him . I also had a dream I met Mariah and we ended up as besties since our names are the same except no H for me at the end . Love you guys ! Yall make my day every time yo upload 🫶🏼 Love you guys !

Maria G Hernandez

Y'all should collab with Basement Yard... 👀

Daniela Guerrero

The fact girls are NOW thirsty for Zane. Honey that man has always been fine as hell 🔥 😘

Nicole Innocenti

I have aphantasia, meaning I don’t see anything in my mind. When I sleep, I see black every night. So, hearing people talk about their dreams is always so fascinating to me. I’d love to be in this convo, I have so many questions.

Kristyn Simpson

Me buying a blue alien costume 👀 I see you Zane 😉

Marisa

someone needs to explain it to zane like, we have names for colors like blue but we cannot know what colors everyone else sees. so what the world calls “blue” is what you’ve seen your whole life as blue but it might actually be red. so we could all see different colors but think they are the same bc we catagorize them into names. but then again there’s color blindness so i don’t know

An1234

Crazy girls are thirsting for Zane NOW, I’ve been obsessed with him ever since vine lmaooo. Also Please do more favorites from your childhood conversations!! This podcast is unmatched, I love you guys I’ve been watching you all for like 10 years <3

Lexi Grimmer

I have had a dream about y’all it was a fever dream and I was an editor for y’all!!

Lyyli Amanda

Remis “ margaritaville “ 🤣🤣

Savannah Sky

What ever happened to the game ( you get a secret word and you have to use it throughout the episode without getting caught ) ? Y’all should bring that back 🤣🤣❤️

Savannah Sky

PLEASE GO TO A CHRISTMAS DRAG BRUNCH !! 🎄🎄

Madeline Cwiklo

I also always remember my dreams so vivid and they feel so real

Kathryn Stevens

I would always write down my dreams in my notes app when I remember them, I just checked and Zane was in 5 of my dreams since 2019. I was reading one of the notes and one of them me and my friends met up with the unfiltered crew and i was trying so hard not to fan girl. Another dream Zane was a host for a game show. One dream in 2019 I won a contest from Erin and Carly’s podcast and we had dinner with Zane, heath, David, Erin and Carly. Another dream I was in a race with Lachy the Wiggle and Zane, but Zane got first and I was second. And the last dream was of a Halloween party at David’s, Zane was bleeding a lot and was hurt and I was helping him but I ended up getting cut too and when people started to notice I was bleeding, I didn’t want it to be a big deal so I told them it was a part of my costume

Kathryn Stevens

This is crazy ironic because I literally had a dream I met Zane last night 😅 I woke up and thought it was so random until I just watched this ep!!

Lauren

100% I’ve dreamt about being on unfiltered multiple times but I think it’s coz I put the podcast on as a comfort show to fall asleep to so my brain is just absorbing it 😂😂

Emi Greenaway

Jordan laughing in the background makes me chuckle everytime

alex

I dreamt I bumped into Zane heath and Mariah as a shopping centre in America (I’m from liverool, UK) and I asked use for pictures and then me & Zane fell In love… … what does this mean 🤭😏😭xxx

Elichaa bellew

The way my heart skipped a beat hearing Zane say my name, even tho he was just talking about the love island one LOL

Kaylor C Knepper

Does Zane know he is hot or no?? Like he has to know.

Christina Seabock

Unpopular opinion… I LOVE chest hair 🤭

Alyssa

good riddance

Nina

They seem so flirty teehee

Kalee

More recently, I had a dream where Alisha and Remi were trying to get me into a corset. I’ve never tried a corset on so it was very much a princess diaries moment with a full makeover. Remi was pushing her foot into my lower back while Alisha was yanking the strings. I ended up looking snatched and gorg. Why I had this dream? I have no clue. My dreams are very short and sporadic.

Dani Cummings

I had a dream a couple of months ago that I was leaving my college class early to beat traffic. Mind you, I’m not even in college anymore. The hallways started morphing into the part of a hotel where the elevators are at. I met Zane there and we made a tiktok dancing to Megan the Stallion’s “Savage”. He invited me to go up to your guys’ room so I could meet Mariah and dance with her too. When we got up there it was a 70’s inspired hotel room and there were a lot of producers standing around the kitchen island. Heath was dressed very country with his hat and his boots. Mariah had on a big leather jacket and fuzzy boots. The whole dream didn’t last long, maybe a couple of minutes. I don’t even remember what was happening to make me have a dream like this, but I remember waking up and feeling like I was dreaming a Wattpad story😂 debunk this dream

Dani Cummings

yeah i agree

Erika Juliette

I definitely had a dream with you guys, but it was the unfiltered case. I wanted to get on the podcast and share my story about needing a transplant. They told me no because it wasn’t like their aesthetic. I literally think about it time to time 😭

Angelica Sanchez

hmmm👀

Erika Juliette

zane i’ll take u all natural don’t worry 😘

Sheila Vasquez

I did actually have a dream about you guys at a movie premiere that I was at and I totally embarrassed myself in front of you guys but I feel like that’s just my love for yall!

Maggie Mueller

alisha i dreamed about you like 3 years ago and i was at some meeting and you were coming in for the meeting and i started geeking out and you went "can you be mature and pay attention to the meeting please" and i was so embarrassed, but then you were like "im so sorry, today has been a day, wanna go to alfred?" and i freaked out and then i woke up before we went to alfred and when i woke up i tried so hard to get back to that dream and when i couldn't i cried.

irina

Is zane moving at 1.25 or is it’s just me

Alyssa DeMas

Me too omg

Leah Johnson

Genuinely cannot wait to see how Zane and Heath react to Remi and Alisha doing vlogmas 😂

Rachel

I have 1000% had a dream where I was Hanging out with Heath and Mariah lol

Apsongbird Pond

ALISHAAAA!! The patreon NEEDSSSS an update on your date ASAP!! . . . . . Also, not me literally sitting here with a note in my notes app saying I had a dream a specific friend told me she was pregnant so when I see her I have proof I dreamt it if she ends up telling me that lol

Christina

i had a dream that my boyfriend (at the time) cheated on me with his ex girlfriend- i confronted him the next morning and come to find out he DID cheat on me in real life with his ex the same night i had the dream😭 i think i have a sixth sense

elyse

i want zane costume on or off don’t cae

paulina marmolejo brown

Heath definitely said Heehoo shall not be named in the episode where they talked about the drunk vlog and he couldn’t make it 😆

Elizabeth

Set up Zane and Alisha on “separate” blind dates… but they are each others date. 👀

Christina Huckabay

Larping and eloping 😂🫶🏻

Maday

The way I JUST had a dream of Zane last night hahahahahah

Karen Medina

yall have been in my dreams as my best friends too many times to count

Aubree Lowell

YAAAS DRAG BRUNCH LFG

Riley Fischer

GOODBYE 🥰 you won’t be missed

Jordanne Holt

I think Heaths therapy idea is actually pretty good, at a very low point for me my previous therapist did reach out to a couple people in my life so they could write heartfelt letters to me and them being involved in that way was really life changing and loving for me, it really helped me and opened my eyes to their love and the beauty of life❤️ Sometimes our loved ones want to help us but don’t know how and doing it through a therapist could be super helpful

Maday

If you’re uneducated on the topic then stay out of it!!!! TRUMP 2024

Angelina Razo

Thankfully Remi spoke up regarding her view on politics openly on her social media platforms. Good bye I’ll be unsubscribing

Angelina Razo

I think cause Zane is so outspoken, I always have him in my dreams but just him doing normal things. Like seeing him in a store, or at a restaurant

Edelyn

Ya I don’t need the goat costume or a cake Zane is simply hot

Jocelyn

Zane honey you don’t need to be a goat trust me you already are the goat

erin grow

In New York, I past a table with Banksy art pieces and a sign on the table said No pictures, yes its me. Ring the bell if you want to buy one.

Haley Abruzzese

HAHAHAHHAH I DIED WITH THE SUPERMAN COMMENTS FROM ZANE

Louisa

Zane is hooooot 🔥and funny 👌🏾

chefzira

the fact that Zane doesn't know we all thirst after him on the daily is crazyyyyy

Rachel Reames

I also had a dream that my boyfriend’s neighbor (who I had never met I just knew of ) stole my dog and the next day the neighbor and my dog both died tragically.😐 this was like 7 years ago, and it still absolutely blows my mind

Presley Keith

I actually had a dream that I met Heath, Zane and Mariah and I was just hysterically crying lol

Presley Keith

I have dreams about being in this friend group lol

Rachelly Eisenberger

Remi is periwinkle and I will not be elaborating.

Lizzy Garlinger

My best friend and cousins stalked me on my first date with my ex. They hid in a booth and had the manager in cahoots with them 😂😂 also, that was the first time my cousins and bestie met each other 😂

Shana Martin

Zane doing a plumber tik tok 💀

tesla

THE HERE ME OUT WAS UNHINGED 😂 I absolutely loved it.

tesla

I promise zane, we’re all thirsting at all times

mckaela

I mean this in the nicest way, but Zane’s outfit looks like he took inspo from a blueberry

Leah Prak

Alisha: SHOULD WE DO GROUP THERAPY?!? Heath: The podcast ends 😐😂 Zane: No…. I don’t think we’re there yet ☠️☠️☠️

Sahraya Ramirez

Heath saying “It was a hole video of that, like the hole thing” about the nair video 😭😭😭

David Landeros

🧐 they keep talking about all these dates they are going on, yet it seems like Zane is taking note of Alisha’s attractions. #Zalisha lives!

Callie

Goat Zane is a “Here me out” OG Zane is just Hot

Callie

Did we watch the same video

Lupe Jimenez

W BB

Odalis Barrientos

Avatar 😭

Savv

I once had a dream that Zane and I were high asf watching a YouTube vid of Andrew Garfield doing ‘Weed ASMR’ and the three of us were just loosing our shit I do have a dream about Heath too but it was actually really sad/scary 😂😭

Lily-Rae Whittaker

okay next patreon video... specific dreams each person has had multiple times. I've had a few growing up different ones that are odd and would love to know I'm not the only one that's had multiple of the same dream growing up.

Shannon Cermak

my sister and i always said we’ve both had dreams of floating pirate ship coming down our street

Sarah Aspelin

heath olive, zane orange, alisha maroon, remi royal blue

Sarah Aspelin

"Orange" something in the orange by Zach Bryan

Shannon Cermak

I believe Heath said “he who shall not be named” when he was acting like Alisha in the episode where they dressed as each other, Also I forgot when and who said it but I think the hee hoo and zee hee started because Remi and. Alisha were talking about their drunk names romi and loshi

Maday

lol also talking about the intro I love how yall took a million pics and rented a whole ass mansion for pics and used like 3 😂

erin grow

This is incredible

Kasey

Was heaths mic a little low or just me

Taylor Cummings

My dyslexic ass saw 1:41 not 1:14 and I was STOKED 😭 the camera quality is extra good today I don’t know why

Kasey

Zane has to be Nandor next halloween

nicole

Omg hamburger mary’s is iconic, you guys NEED to go for team bonding. 🙂‍↕️

Isabella S

☁️yup, had a dream I was dating Zane & we met up with Remi at Costco & went shopping & I knocked over an entire pallet of strawberries & we had to pick them up, I was crying, Remi was consoling me & Zane was eating them off the floor- the end. Woke up very upset it wasn’t real, & yup I’m married. Feels good getting that off my chest 😊🍓

Lo Ashley

WAIT THATS SO WEIRD UR MENTIONING DREAMS I literally had a dream LAST NIGHT before I watched this episode that I met Alisha and Remi out in LA somewhere and then they brought me to a huge LA party with every YouTuber you could imagine Tana, Sam & Colby, Zane and heath obvi and I woke up this morning and I texted my friend who also watches all these YouTubers bc I really was like my all YouTube home page at this one party

Chaysedepalma

real ones have beeen thirsting over Zane 😂💓

Nina

I’m prettyyyyy sure he said it’s The Red Keep from Game of Thrones

Zaida Benavides

I had a dream the other night that it was raining tiny sharks 🤣 I was at a football game and it started POURING 3 inch sharks that were biting people

Riley Callister

girlllllll yes.

Mady Thomas

Exactly the joy I needed today

Gabriella Kahn

i needed these laughs, today especially 🥹🥹💞

Lisa

The fact that I had a dream about Zane about two weeks ago 😂

Daniela Obregon

I’ve definitely had way too many dreams about Zane and Heath that I can’t even recall them

Bibishands

I think it was the hair color for Zane😍 the “bronde” lol

Alexandra

We need a HIGH conspiracy episode! Then y'all should look into the CIA declassified documents "gateway experience"

Sara Turner

please do the conspiracy video while high. i’m begging you!! 😗

Katrina Rossi

This is so funny because last night I had a dream that I was on a team bonding trip with everyone, and we were at a christmas tree farm and remi was trying to find a hot coco stand lol

Amanda Franklin

SO SORRY but a year or so ago I had a dream Heath licked the bottom of my foot and I was so scared

Madie benson

best way to start my morning before work 🫶🫶🩷

emma

You definitely did say “Heehoo shall not be named”. I remember cause I was repeating that line for a month straight😆

Camille Jones

This episode was SOOOO good. love y’all

Lennah Odell

hahahahahha i caught that too men are smthn else

Lennah Odell

ALISHA I THINK OF COLORS ALL THE TIME

Natalie Perez

Zane’s face when group therapy was brought up 😂 he looked STRESSED

Veronica

i had a dream that i met you guys on the podcast and zane was so mean to me 💀

Brianna

I got to meet and hug remi in New York I’m still on cloud 9 she is the sweetest soul ever

Jacinta Berdejo

Girl what

Joshua M

Same 😂😂

Evy

How come you think that? I thought it was a fun episode

Evy

I’m 33 and have my belly button pierced still…. But I’ve had it since I was like 16 😂

Marisa Hemenway

‘..are their eyes wrong?’

Oppa

Ahhh this episode felt intense sooo much bad tension 🫣 idk vibes felt off

Angelica Rodriguez

Alisha’s dream hot costume and Zane’s “I come in next week with a…” ooo zalisha🤔

Kelsie

“Are you wearing scrubs?” Hahahahahaha pls only medical people would think thats funny

Kelsie

LOL I remember I had a dream that I was stranded at a LA party and Rem & Alisha picked me up but they were also too drunk so someone who didn’t look like Zane but his name was Zane drove us home 😂 random cause I don’t even party and I go to sleep at 9pm.

Serena Xiong

Zane.. the thirst is still here without the costume.

Sarah Coleman

PLEASE DO A CONSPIRACY EP PLEASE OMG

Missy Lei Ablao

Zane moving the pillow after the hear me out talk 🤨

Kailey Jones

Zane calling Alisha cliche when he wants a house maiden is CRAAAAAZY 🤣

Ghee

Really? I thought so at first, but now I kind of think they might be a little too similar. You need to find someone who resembles your best friend, not someone who resembles you.

Braylee

I honestly think they're too similar to date.

Braylee

this being the second time that Zane has brought up them introing themselves twice 😂😂 I deadass thought I was watching an old episode for a second😂😂😂

Braylee

zane don’t worry i still find you attractive without the goat costume

Natalie Perez

Just read the title and I needed this lol

🌻Mariah🌻

Zane’s outfit is giving greys anatomy

Valeriia zoloeva

Omg Remi saying “you give olive green” and me automatically screaming OMG HE DOES

Lymaris Lara

Heath did say “Hewho shall not be named” in an episode 😭

Gracie

I’ve def had a dream where yall where at a bar I went to and we ended up hanging out and becoming bffs 😂😂

Camrie Raeann

nah let them cook, it’s a slow burn lol

Lily

My parents met on a blind date! My mom wasn’t the girl who was supposed to go originally, but that girl got sick and called my mom to fill in. ♥️

Rachel

that was a really funny and chill episode! 😂💜

Dthar

damn the zalisha shippers might have to disband after all these separate dates :(

m katey

Love

Megan Coker

Omg if Zane and Alisha don’t end up together in like 5 years or something I’m going to be so sad 🥲 I really think they are compatible lol

Xiomara Pineda

FK yeah ive dreamt abt zane and heath hahaha

Lil✨💌🎞️

Sometimes I wake up and think like Wow! that is going to be an insane plot for a movie, I need to write it down, then after a few minutes I completely forget about it. but then like a few days later when I'm just about to fall asleep I remember all the dreams I had that I forgot about when I was awake. hard to explain but it feels like there is this whole other world in my brain that I have only access to when I am drowsy or asleep 🫨

Janice Kim

This episode was so funny

Maritza

Needed this today 😆

Anet Sigman

Zane shut up yk if u read these comments the “thirst” is there. 🙄

gracie flores

Sick fit Heath

Angel Garcia

I feel like it’s an app issue. I have this problem like every other time I try to airplay it

Zaida Benavides

Had to pause and go find the Nair Butthole dude, but he deleted it…. I’m probably better off not seeing it, but I’m a curious bitch! 🤣

Melissa Neal

I literally had a dream one night that I was best friends with Remi and Alisha. IT FELT SO REAL. Then I woke up and I was so sad 😂😂😂😂

Cassidi

What’s Zane’s tattoo on his arm by the mirror

gracie flores

i think the hair color w goat costume was the determining factor 🤭

Delaney Bianco

Idk what everyone else thought, but this ep felt like a dream lol… the zalisha energy was off the charts 📈

Abi Cecile

make sure your wifi is on

Sarah Aspelin

question… does it not let anyone else airplay it to the tv anymore?

Annie

Okay I LOVE dream talk. I dream almost every single night. Not to be creepy but I have had a dream with all 4 of you guys in it before. BUT I always watch the pod right before I go to bed and also I visited LA for the first time a few months ago so I feel like I can picture how you guys live more now, since I am from a small town in Wisconsin so very different vibes. I feel like all of this ties into my dreams. I’m also the same as Remi where they feel like real life!

Katie Klafka

omgg zane in the goat costume 😩

𝚢𝚊𝚜🎀

lmao i had a dream right before y’all announced y’all were going camping that i went camping with y’all 😳

kristiana

You guys already figured out and talked about that you say your names twice for the intro😂😂 I thought you just didn’t care but turns out you all just forgot hahaha

Hannah

Lol it was Zane who said “he who shall not be named” when he was impersonating Remi 😂

Natalie Schulz

Heath- “an old, old Camry, something absurd” Me with the name Camrie - 😳

Camrie Raeann

zane saying yall intro yourself twice when i swear alisha and remi has mentioned that before LOL

Sarah Ramos

omg but why have i actually had a dream that i was on the pod?!…i was there but i wasnt me, i was an entirely different person with an entirely different personality, name, etc. and it was from my pov. i tend to dream in my own pov which is apparently not a common thing among people. anyways, this just solidified my resolve more for you guys to do a pod episode on conspiracies and theories because i need to know your thoughts on certain topics. i like discussing them with people

Marieliz PR

I had a dream that Zane and Heath hired me to be their manager and we ended up becoming the best of friends 😭 lmfao

Jennifer Rodriguez

Zane should be nador from what we do in shadows

Shannon

Remi! Just my personal opinion, I recommend you don’t get a belly button piercing! I gave birth 5 months ago and my piercing doesn’t look the same anymore! Just something to think abt if you plan on having kids. Ofc everybody’s body is different ◡̈

Reijina

I was thinking this 😂😂

Camrie Raeann

The butthole conversation had me rolling

Camrie Raeann

Hear me out. I want Zane all day everyday costume or not. Preferably nothing at all🥰

Anna Rizzo

LARPING AND ELOPING 💀😭😂 this is the best episode yet lmao

Abi Cecile

Nfs and all jokes aside, Zane needs to believe in himself more. Genuinely feel like if he stopped always doubting himself and all his success, he would be next level.

osei vincent

Lmfao the way I cackled when Zane responded “an alien”👽 😂😂😂😂

Abi Cecile

Zane tryna impress Alisha with his butthole 🤣🫣

Kaylin

KEEP THE INTRO

Alisia Ortiz

Hearing them talk about waxing Zane instantly makes me think of the scene from the 30 year old virgin

Laura celis

why am i in love with zane

Celsey Johnson

lol I think Zane is jealous of Alisha’s blind date 🤭🤭🤭

Abi Cecile

I live in Jax, FL and our Hamburger Mary’s caught on fire last year….i had no idea it was a nationwide company!

Gabbi Woods

Remi “a drag queen” … and no one got the joke 😢🤣

Erin

Is my audio the only one not working? 😭

Yasmin Bartolon

Miss Shangela needs to come and gives the bu baddies a drag lesson

Laura celis

Only obviously Trixie Mattel & Katya as guests on the show, get them in drag & go perform a show for the Patreon. 😭😭😭 oh my heart. Heath & Alisha would be Trixie & Remi & Zane would be Katya. Edit after thinkin- Actually now I can’t decide who would be who 😅

Lo Ashley

Hiiiiiii alllll!!!!

Lindsay Lynn

Periodddd

Ansley Mckee

THANK GOOOOD I needed a distraction from the election 😫

jasmine

Been waitin for this

Rae Amaral

Thank you for this, need a distraction from the elections😅

Caroline Cardenas

Needed this.

MJ Tierney

we’ve been WAITING for this one

Kimberly

LETS GOOOOO

tesla

THANK GOD a distraction from the election

Emma Klem

Oh thank god something to distract me from tonight

Carly

IVE BEEN WAITING

Arianna

yay!!!

pg

yassss

Grace Bermudez

Yes I was waiting for this to do my college work

Mathew D

Needed a distraction from the election😻

Kailey Stevenson

Oh yeahhhhh hehoo

mikayla b

yay🥳💗

hailey

love you allll

Zitlaly Martinez

HI BESTIES

Megan McAlister

Lovvve you guys !! Been refreshing over & over again for the last couple hours 😍😍

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