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💞Poll for Patreon Exclusive [November 2023]

Hello, friends!

Here is the list of ladies --

Who do you want to be adopted by?

*You can cast multiple votes, but this function has been bugged for months now (Patreon is aware of the issue). It's possible to get around it by exiting the post and re-entering, or voting can be done on a computer~

[A] Dullahan Travelling Historian and Bookseller

She lives in what looks like a traveller’s wagon on the outside, but it is enchanted to be much larger inside. She is almost as nervous as you are, and tries to hide her shyness by telling jokes. Upon arrival, she brews you tea and explains her work. She then gives you a tour of her mobile home, filled with cosy rooms, floating tools, and even moonlit ponds! A few days later, you break camp and go back on the road, to find another wonder to record and study. You feel warm inside, as she sings softly while the cart creaks and heads into the hills.

[B] Noble Fire-Genie, Sameeba

Your new home is in a palace, located in a large desert oasis. Your adopter is the noble efreeti, Sameeba – cold and calculating on the surface, but warm and affectionate to her closest subjects. You travel by camelpersonback to Sameeba’s personal accommodation. Sameeba gently advises you to sit near the pool with her, and offers you plates of exotic desert fruits and dips. She tells you that you can give and receive as many hugs as you wish. She addresses your complex needs, and tells you that your wishes are her commands.

[C] Wealthy, Motherly Spider-Woman, Mademoiselle Amandine

Amandine is from a family of famous Arachne tailors. When you enter her mansion, the first thing she does is treat you to a proper meal. After eating, Amandine gives you a bath. She scrubs you clean, and once you’re dry, she takes your measurements so she can tailor you an outfit. When this is all done, she takes you to your new bedroom. She then comforts you, wraps you in a cocoon, and rocks you to sleep while whispering positive affirmations in your ear.

[D] Tiger-Woman, Kura

Kura is wild and ferocious in appearance, but motherly, affectionate, patient, and wise in her mannerisms. Your new home is in an enormous cave with an open ceiling, and within the cave is a verdant forest where many creatures reside. After pulling some excited forest-children off you, Kura takes you up to the treetops and shows your new abode. You, the children, and Kura have a meal, then Kura puts you to bed with some ASMR. The next day, Kura takes you and the youngsters fishing, and she tells you about her past.

[E] The Bee Queen

The Bee Queen is a kind woman who does not always understand humans, but is willing to learn. She lives in a wooden castle that spans across a massive tree network. The castle has open-air courtyards, immense halls, and even underground passages. The Bee Queen has you flown to her throne room, and offers you the position of her advisor, due to your past. She shows you to your quarters, and spends time with you well into the night, listening to you talk and sharing her hopes for the people.

Comments

Bonus points to the person who can swing the foam noodles with helicopter arms (the faster the better) for an extended length of time ! Dual wielding is allowed! I like the nerf gun idea too, defo very gentlemen like. Can also give them the choice of either both being blindfolded (more random) or not blindfolded, person who gets the highest number of shots that hit wins 😁

WorldofCadence

Duel with foam noodles TO THE DEATH (or until one's arms gets tired enough), is far more fun than a simple coin flip. I think we should amend the ways we solve ties by tying the result to one's skill in arms. An alternate way is to duel with nerf guns at 20 paces. Settle it all gentlemen like.

Arexus Galia

@Phil If it ties, you and Amandine's creator can duel it out (with foam noodles) 🤭 (serious answer: what Arexus said)

WorldofCadence

Latest poll update, Tiger lady is ahead by a hair! Could still turn but my stars this close!

Arexus Galia

Oh hoh, Tiger is winning!

Arexus Galia

Well, if Amandine wins, good on the person behind her creation

Phil's Enjoyment

If I remember correctly, coinflip?

Arexus Galia

....What happens if this ends in a tie?

Phil's Enjoyment

Tiger, tiger, tiger!

Phil's Enjoyment

OH BOY, IT'S CURRENTLY TIED BETWEEN SPIDER AND TIGER!

Arexus Galia

It's an exciting race to the finish line !!! 😱😁

WorldofCadence

Jokes are fun and I love them too! >:D

WorldofCadence

Man it's soooo close *bites nails*

WorldofCadence

^yep, you have to close and open the app for every action (put vote = 1 action, remove vote = 1 action, add a vote = 1 action) so if you wanted to vote for 3, you'd have to close and open the app 3 times >w<

WorldofCadence

This is gonna be close

Phil's Enjoyment

Spider woman, and tiger woman are neck and neck! Which one’s going to be the tiebreaker..?

CJ Marshall

*sees he dullahan tells jokes* Well, you sold me there!

Arexus Galia

Nope, it's a persistent bug that's been happening to app users for months now. Just close the app and open it again and you should be able to vote again. Though you'll have to do this for every vote you add...

Arexus Galia

Crossing fingers here.......lol

Phil's Enjoyment

Am I the only one for whom this bugged at one vote?

SlimeC0RE


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