"Look at this lovely little ball"
purred the gigantic Goddess, whose arrival astronomers had predicted for days. She teased the tiny Earth, her voice reverberating through the atmosphere, ensuring that every human and creature on the planet heard her melodious words.
"Would you like a taste of my very own Milky Way?"
With a gentle motion, she cupped her breast, and a long stream of milk flowed from her nipple, drifting through space in an ethereal, dreamlike dance. A lone droplet strayed too close to Earth's orbit, expanding to shroud the sky, merging seamlessly with the atmosphere... before descending in a colossal, cataclysmic downpour upon the entire world.
All that remained was a small, milky rock drifting aimlessly through the solar system, trailing a silken ribbon of sweet white liquid... as the Goddess floated away, giggling, her laughter echoing like a celestial melody.