Patron-Exclusive - The Cat in The Hat | Rifftember
Added 2021-09-28 18:56:38 +0000 UTCStarring Mike Myers as... Mike Myers in a silly costume.
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This was a childhood movie for me, I can't help loving it even though I acknowledge it is a stupid movie. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.
Alex Valentino
2024-11-12 03:34:04 +0000 UTCThis movie is awful!
Brendyn Robertson
2023-04-13 18:25:54 +0000 UTCI deeply regret watching this movie. It's dumper fire!
Brendyn Robertson
2022-06-21 19:31:28 +0000 UTC1:05:28 ok this revelation that the cat planned this suggests two things to me one the cat spied on them for god knows how long to get enough details to form this plan and two he's done this multiple times say what you want about the grinch but all he usually does is pull pranks commit minor acts of vandalism or major theft at worst and even those are justified depending on which version this version of the cat in the hat is a monster plain and simple and yes I know he fixes everything at the end but that does not excuse this version of the cat's actions
Jack Sullivan
2021-12-25 04:45:01 +0000 UTC38:12 so is this like the Dr. Seuss version of Yugioh arc V and all of these famous stories take place in different parallel dimensions what exactly is the lore here
Jack Sullivan
2021-12-25 03:03:21 +0000 UTC38:12 now I'm wondering what kind of hellish shadow realm the cat hails from all I know is that it has the a version of the Philippines
Jack Sullivan
2021-12-25 02:59:50 +0000 UTCI'm convinced that this version of the cat in the hat is far more evil than every version of the grinch combined
Jack Sullivan
2021-12-25 02:51:58 +0000 UTCChildhood favourite movie omg, it may not have anything to do with the source material, but i still think its hilarious and i qoute it all the damn time XD
Selene B
2021-10-12 16:33:33 +0000 UTCExcept for Gerald McBoing Boing as his story took place in the real world and had normal imagery. The only wacky thing in that story is Gerald being able to only make random noises instead of actually speaking.
Kent Huang
2021-10-02 08:33:07 +0000 UTCI would rather lick 30 tigers than watch that movie again, or better yet watch the Cat get eaten by 30 tigers.
Jim Stigall
2021-10-01 20:09:43 +0000 UTCit comes off more like he's doing a whizzo the clown impression
Jack Sullivan
2021-10-01 16:52:48 +0000 UTC27:11 and now we can add child abuser to the cat in the hat's ever-growing list of crimes
Jack Sullivan
2021-10-01 16:50:32 +0000 UTC26:55 "TWO KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT"
Jack Sullivan
2021-10-01 16:48:56 +0000 UTC26:38 "they're dead two kids gonna die tonight"
Jack Sullivan
2021-10-01 16:46:15 +0000 UTCI don’t think this movie deserves that dignity.
Alexis Dominey
2021-10-01 00:39:31 +0000 UTCI don't see it. At all. I mean, dude seems to be unable to break out of Austin Powers mode. Especially with the constant "Oh yeah". Kind of surprised 'baby' never came into play.
Curtis Rogahn
2021-09-30 01:06:46 +0000 UTCHis stories should never have been told in live action to begin with.
Curtis Rogahn
2021-09-30 00:22:29 +0000 UTCI think you just wrote a better set-up before The Cat's arrival. lol After the Cat had come through the door, he heard a loud wheeze, a snort, then a snore. Passed out on the couch was Stacy McThrottle. (She was our sitter, and a fan of the bottle.)
Bobsheaux
2021-09-29 23:45:17 +0000 UTCWould you agree that Joan is a better mom at disciplining her kids than Kate from Alpha and Omega? XD
Maria Serrano
2021-09-29 21:56:04 +0000 UTCThis movie is just as uncomfortable now as it was when I saw it in theaters back in 2003 with my alcoholic babysitter.
Ben Molulon
2021-09-29 19:28:12 +0000 UTCIf only you could riffed this when I went to see it in the cinema....
Victor Field
2021-09-29 18:37:18 +0000 UTCDakota Fanning played a VAMPIRE, and this is her creepiest role.
Victor Field
2021-09-29 17:40:10 +0000 UTCImagine Entertainment - a subliminal hint to viewers to imagine entertainment instead of this movie? Also, "Battlefield Earth" is officially not the worst thing that the late lamented Kelly Preston has been in...
Victor Field
2021-09-29 17:34:34 +0000 UTCThis is one of the most bizarre movies I ever watched in my life. And I honestly can't hate it for it! Hilarious riff!!
Sethunya
2021-09-29 03:32:33 +0000 UTCWhy can’t I Watch this
Palmer Lee
2021-09-29 02:11:03 +0000 UTCI honestly don't hear it plus he makes Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka seem subdued
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-29 00:46:59 +0000 UTCI think this is the movie that made his widow declare that no one would ever make any live action adaptations of Dr Seuss’s works again which is why every movie adaptation since then is animated.
Kent Huang
2021-09-28 23:23:12 +0000 UTConce again the fish is trying to be the voice of reason and once again the fish is getting punished for it but this time no one is coming to his aid
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 23:11:29 +0000 UTCok, I already brought this up but it bears repeating why is it that the in search of Dr. Suess version of the cat is not only the most book accurate version of the cat hat but the most mentally stable version of the cat in the hat
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 22:43:30 +0000 UTCso was Michael bay a ghostwriter on this because I'm getting some serious bay formers vibes from the adult humor
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 22:39:37 +0000 UTCThanks I love it
A.T. M
2021-09-28 22:36:23 +0000 UTCafter watching this movie no one can ever criticize the adult humor in the live-action how the grinch stole Christmas ever again it was subtle and funny this is in your face and uncomfortable
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 22:35:48 +0000 UTC47:15 wait that joke doesn't even make sense in context because it was established earlier that the cat was neutered and yes this movie did make me think about a Dr. Seuss character's genitalia
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 22:09:31 +0000 UTCsomewhere Ted Geisel is watching this movie and is spinning furiously in his grave
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 22:01:19 +0000 UTCApparently he based his performance on Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. ...Huh??
Bobsheaux
2021-09-28 21:38:53 +0000 UTCMike Myers as the Cat in the Hat acts and sounds like Uncle Arthur. Only the Cat isn’t funny....
Kent Huang
2021-09-28 20:53:03 +0000 UTCMine is saying the video doesn't exist. (*Update* Apparently, this is only a thing on my phone. I'm getting it just fine on PC. Idk why.)
StormDragon771
2021-09-28 20:17:47 +0000 UTCand by "silly" you mean terrifying right bob
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 20:14:46 +0000 UTCand at last, the live-action cat in the hat we've gone on quite the journey from the relatively pleasant in search of Dr. Seuss Cat in the hat to the slightly racist hipster crossover cat in the hat the sociopathic animated special cat in the hat to horney psychopath cat in the hat
Jack Sullivan
2021-09-28 20:14:05 +0000 UTCI knew this one would win! I voted for it!
Daniel J
2021-09-28 19:57:42 +0000 UTCYup working fine
Curtis Rogahn
2021-09-28 19:35:47 +0000 UTCThat's all I was getting too, but I think I fixed it. Try it now.
Bobsheaux
2021-09-28 19:29:05 +0000 UTCSorry to say this doesn't work for me. All I get is a bunch of text. Edit: Nevermind, working now. Let's tear this thing apart!
Curtis Rogahn
2021-09-28 18:58:18 +0000 UTC
