true story of what happened to me today

(THE TEXT IS THE TRANSLATION OF WHAT I SAY IN THE VIDEO)

Hello handsome / how are you/ well I've had a day../ and I wanted to share it with you/ I think you'll like this story/ have.. how do I start/ well today I wanted to tell you/ that I'm very full very full very full/ and the story is/ this morning I went to do a branch with a friend from work/ we work together/ we went there I was very hungry/ I ate a sandwich, chips, coke and a piece of chocolate cake/ but I have filled up a lot / but this is not over here / and my belly is super full / I am bursting today / I have come home to the sofa / and I wanted to show you how I am / I have gone to do the branch, I have eaten a lot / my friend also ate a lot / and it was time to go to work / you can imagine that it was very full / and she didn't feel like going to work, we went and after a while / the boss says that today is her birthday and who invites us to eat/ since there are about 10 of us, he has invited us to eat/ and I, oh my God, I can't believe it, but how am I going to eat today, if I'm full, I've already eaten/ but... what do you tell the boss, that she's not going to eat/ and my friend and I look at each other, telling each other what we're going to do.../ well, that hasn't There was another one and we had to eat,/ he took us to a very nice restaurant/ and as it's been a while maybe I can eat something/ even though it's very full I can eat something/ and everyone has taken the menu of the day/ and I wasn't going to look bad just eating a salad/ I just eat that, when everyone has eaten more in a party atmosphere/ when everyone has eaten well/ so I say... well, what's wrong with me? / there were many things to choose from / I asked myself Firstly, lis raged with a cheese sauce that I don't remember the name of/ but the truth is that it was very good/ and I was already… that I'm not going to be able to eat/ eating a rabiloi, another, another/ the truth has entered me because it was very good/ and how, and how, and / that I'm going to burst / what do I do? / covertly, I took off the button on my pants and lowered it a bit / since I couldn't be seen on the table and I couldn't see a jacket unbuttoned / and eating eating.../ I drank a beer, with the food/ as everyone has ordered, since it is a special day, I ask for it/ the first course was already.../ or my God, what I have eaten/ or my God/ and there was a second plate left,/ I ordered it because it looked very good/ meat in sauce/ but when I see the plate I say, I'm dying/ I'm dying right here/ the fact is that my friend was the same as me/ and we looked at each other/ we both died / and we couldn't take it any more/ but of course, if I've asked, I have to eat/ I won't look bad/ I've started to eat, eat, eat.../ I don't know how, but I think.../ I couldn't / that each drink was like… my God I'm going to explode / I'm going to die here / my belly is going to explode, I can't take it anymore / how am I going to get up from the table / and on top of that what a shame / in front of my boss and my com drapers/ unbelievable/ it's never happened to me/ it's just that I was so full and so tired/ that it's hard for me to talk/ and also I'm thirsty for so much food/ I'm going to drink water/ so much food makes me thirsty, very thirsty/ I was going eating, I thought I was dying today/ I don't know if I've ever eaten so much.../ well yes. Many times I have eaten a lot/ this has been.../ one of the most/ well, I was Eating the meat, it was delicious, but every time I ate/ my hate, I'm going to get sick, I'm going to v0mit/ I've started to feel sick,/ I looked at my friend/ she was sick too/ and what I'm saying... I need air/ and I told them I was going to the bathroom/ I got up as best I could/ like this/ I went to the bathroom/ I didn't remember that the button was undone/ and immediately I covered it so that my belly couldn't be seen / I have gone to the bathroom as if I were pregnant/ they are going to think that I am pregnant again/ I have gone to the bathroom/ I have sat on the toilet/ I have washed my face/ with cold water/ and I have sat down/ I have started to breathe/ and I calm down, little by little/ let the heat pass/ and I've been there for about ten minutes/ I would have been more. But I couldn't stay any longer/ I came back to the table*/ they asked me if I was alright/ and I told them that I was eating a lot and I got a little dizzy/ not very important/ I sat down at the table again/ with my belly coming out, worse and worse / in the end I left some meat / and they had taken the plate / and to my surprise .. calro / what's on birthdays, / cake / and I oh my God / I can't / and the waiter came with a piece each one / and my piece wasn't the smallest, it was quite big / and I'm dying, oh God, / now yes, I can't take it anymore / the cake was very good / it was cheese with raspberry/ it was very good, I love those cakes/ oh I don't know how I've eaten more/ and my friend was freaking out, because she's eaten much less than me/ she was looking at me/ I couldn't take pictures because I was with the boss and my colleagues / I wasn't planning to take photos and be able to strike poses / I couldn't take it anymore / I left a bit of cake behind / I'm very pretty and I still I don't want to die/ and then people asked for coffee/ I haven't been able to eat anymore/ I was at the table like this/ if this was the table like this/ oh my god/ hiding like this/ nothing, finally, we haven't gone/ and I already staggered/ walking like this/ oh my god/ what happened/ we went to the car/ the car with my friend/ that she was driving/ and when I sat down oh my god/ ok I'm dying here/ I'm already dying here/ my stomach was hard, hard hard/ tight skin tight tight/ my skin stretched, stretched me, a lot/ we have returned to the office/ and I have sat for a long time at the computer/ and the hot flashes have gone away/ today I have spent fewer hours in the I work/ and I've been able to get home to rest/ now I'm alone/ and well/ my belly/ is swollen/ it's gone down a bit/ it's been a few hours/ it's not so fat anymore it's gone down a bit/ but hey, I still can't button up/ the pants that I've worn with the belt/ but that's it, it's impossible/ I just wanted you to see it/ I can't button up/ it's amazing/ I don't know this morning I put this on/ It's just that it's impossible/ and the belt/ I don't know/ total, I've eaten like a pig, I've eaten a lot/ I haven't been able to take pictures/ because I'm with the boss and compa baby/ they don't know I'm Susi/ it seems to me that I've gained weight today/ and on top of how full I am I'm very thirsty/ that's how it is/ it's that, in the video you can't see it/ but I don't notice her tense, I it itches and it hurts down here/ here it hurts a little/ here if I touch myself, it hurts/ I don't know but I have some balls here../ between eating a lot and being constipated/ bursting / here too/ I have it kind of hard/ like something hard/ I just wanted to tell you today's story/ I wanted to share it with you/ and I hope you liked it/ and thank you very much for being there/ now I'm going to rest a bit / a kiss.