Early update for January 7, 2024
Added 2024-01-06 04:55:01 +0000 UTChey you never know she might be good at it
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The sheer level of fuckupedness of those two always make me laugh
Bagge
2024-01-06 17:26:26 +0000 UTCAward for best last line, cutting, insightful and mean-spirited.
Edward Justice
2024-01-06 12:24:19 +0000 UTCi believe the preferred nomenclature is sexy lesbian suicide pact
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-01-06 06:13:00 +0000 UTCJennifer: Me and my ex-girlfriend noticed you from across the dorm and we really dig your vibe, Dorothy~…Wait, why are you *crying*?? Ruth: Did you forget our vibe was “sapphic death cult”? Jennifer: IT’S A *SEXY* SAPPHIC DEATH CULT
Sajuuk-Khar
2024-01-06 05:57:39 +0000 UTCBut that’s evidence
orange slice
2024-01-06 05:52:41 +0000 UTCLater: Joyce: "So, how exactly do three girls hanky-panky each oth--" [SLAM!] Mandy: "That's it. We're moving to another dorm."
Harold
2024-01-06 05:31:48 +0000 UTCsorry, jenniruth
Toby (she-they)
2024-01-06 05:19:06 +0000 UTCbillieruth hijinks are BACK baby!!!!!!!
Toby (she-they)
2024-01-06 05:18:54 +0000 UTCwhat if: getting high while getting fucked
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-01-06 05:10:48 +0000 UTCJennifer as much as I hate to say it, getting fucked is not an answer to everything. Not even if your the one who does it yourself. Getting her high is was probably a better plan.
HenryVolt
2024-01-06 05:10:00 +0000 UTCjennifer: hey, you do threesomes, right? can you go seduce dorothy for me? mandy: the fuck is up with everyone this week
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-01-06 05:09:02 +0000 UTCslightly more illegal, and has more of a negative connotation
Gale Tazzin
2024-01-06 05:08:52 +0000 UTCUm, how dare you? If Dorothy planned a robbery she'd get away with it because she'd plan that shit out in advance. There's be DIAGRAMS. Possibly an Amy Santiago style BINDER
BBCC
2024-01-06 05:07:42 +0000 UTC...honestly if fucking dorothy was her plan, i dunno why she needed to approach ruth, unless her end goal here was specifically wrangling this threesome
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-01-06 05:07:15 +0000 UTCDumbing of Age, Book 14: We Approach Her, GENTLY, Saying, Hey ...
Harold
2024-01-06 05:04:49 +0000 UTCjennifer just casually pitching her ex-girlfriend on a threesome, as you do
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-01-06 05:04:23 +0000 UTCWhy won’t Dorothy take everyone up on weed? It’s better for you than alcohol, and it’s become legal in most states.
Andrea Andrew
2024-01-06 05:01:48 +0000 UTCAlso, Dumbing of Age Book 14(?): Can We Please Just Go Find Her Before She Holds Up A Liquor Store?
Sydney Ashcraft
2024-01-06 05:00:59 +0000 UTC
