Early update for July 7, 2024
Added 2024-07-06 03:55:01 +0000 UTC
don't ask questions you don't want the answers to
Or, per Willis's alt-text from the Halloween strip referenced above: LET THE WALKYS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE WALKYS HIT THE FLOOR
Harold
2024-07-07 17:19:48 +0000 UTC
LET THE DRAMA UNFOLD!
Bagge
2024-07-07 12:03:47 +0000 UTC
Green. I love it. Wonder if it represents an emotion they share.
Andrea Andrew
2024-07-07 03:34:50 +0000 UTC
oh hey lucy and amber are wearing the same color now
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2024-07-06 20:02:14 +0000 UTC
And there's the other shoe dropping. From the very moment she said "See you tomorrow" I was like oh there's absolutely no way she understood they were broken up.
Julian Williams
2024-07-06 17:25:28 +0000 UTC
Did she break up with him?
Dorothy was also kinda trying to get Walky to cheat on Lucy.
Andrea Andrew
2024-07-06 15:10:54 +0000 UTC
The theme song for this evening is The Strokes' "Bad Decisions."
Harold
2024-07-06 13:27:35 +0000 UTC
All hands, brace for impact!!
Uniquitous
2024-07-06 11:36:25 +0000 UTC
wh-what do you mean "not ONLY to bang walky," lucy!?
oh no oh jeez oh fuck
crufl
2024-07-06 11:22:21 +0000 UTC
This is reminding me of when I was young and stupid found out my ex was going out with a mutual friend. You broke up with Walky, Lucy, your words were incredibly unambiguous!
MrShoggoth
2024-07-06 06:41:39 +0000 UTC
I had a friend tell me he slept with one of my exes once and I was just like, "cool!"
But I was thinking to myself that a) I don't own her and b) that's not really something you advertise?
Terra Bruder
2024-07-06 06:10:31 +0000 UTC
It’s honestly just the plot of Season 3, but you could be forgiven for thinking it’s most of the show since it’s the single biggest status quo change in the series besides maybe Monica and Chandler getting together.
VengeanceKnight
2024-07-06 06:03:05 +0000 UTC
to be fair, so far as we have seen she:
-Had a fight with walky and walked away with a great degree of finality
-Ignored him almost completely the next time they met
-HASN'T MADE ANY CONTACT WITH HIM SINCE
she basically left and then ghosted him on a very sour note, she made no effort to continue the relationship and he made the very understandable assumption that they were over and rebounded.
That said, what can she really do here? Be mad at him? Break up with him for real? Walky has fully moved on, this is AWKWARD but ultimately irrelevant
Aeryn Monet
2024-07-06 05:49:17 +0000 UTC
time to find out if lucy meant to imply a breakup or if this was a cold shoulder that walky /mistook/ for a breakup.... either way things r not looking great
Toby (she-they)
2024-07-06 05:19:21 +0000 UTC
Oooooooooooooooof Amber!!!!!
I do like Sarah here, she is truly trying.
Onyx
2024-07-06 05:10:17 +0000 UTC
Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out Lucy didn’t actually dump Walky, and he inadvertently did a quick rebound on accident aka the plot of most of friends?
Andrea Andrew
2024-07-06 04:24:59 +0000 UTC